A few of my ‘musings’ at the end of the day....
If a food product states it has “10% less fat”...less fat than what? The original product that had 3,000 grams of fat and still has enough fat -after removing the 10% -to completely clog at least 5 different locations in your arteries?

Why are we to pluralize words such as ‘birdS’ or ‘dogS’ by adding an ‘s’ at the end of the word, but it’s a no-no to pluralize the words “elk” or “deer” with an ‘S’?

Why, as one gets to be over age 65, do more kernels of popcorn get stuck between your teeth?



Posted by: Bermuda on 07/16/18
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Well, shoot...now i'll be up all night pondering these questions. :-)
Posted by: MarzHere on 07/16/18
So will I...that’s why I put it on a chat. So I wouldn’t be alone pondering upon these questions by myself tonight! 🧐
Posted by: Bermuda on 07/16/18
With me it's the huskS, not kernelS...😊 nite, nite! 😊
Posted by: VCESS on 07/17/18
sorry but I was sleeping earlier, so missed the first volley.
If a product now contains "real" fruit, what did it contain before?
Sort of scary.
D.
Posted by: transhop on 07/17/18
That is like saying "grave danger". Danger is always grave.
Posted by: pamelastine11 on 07/17/18
Pam, personally I think any "grave" is danger! 😄
Posted by: jmirz on 07/17/18
So if we have a “grave” look on our faces, does that make us dangerous? Or that our face has a brown, rectangular hole in it?
Why do we have a little toe on our foot? You don’t need it for balance. If people did not have little toes, the “This little piggy went to market” game would lose it’s punchline....
Posted by: Bermuda on 07/17/18
Does the lining of your stomach get stained red after drinking cherry Kool-Aid, like it does your tongue?

Why are the shells of pistachios nuts stained red?
Posted by: Bermuda on 07/18/18
Why do we say mice for plural of mouse, but houses for plural of house?
Mary
Posted by: marym on 07/18/18
Why is the plural of mouse be mice when the plural of house is not hice?

Our youngest pluralized many things when she was 3. Her day care was at Donalds, the cat was Michaels, but his mama cat was just Lulu. Hmmm.

I know we don't need a little toe. My friend, a mountaineer, lost 8 of hs ten toes to frostbite, but they were able to save his two big toes (this was due to a storm on Mt. Everest, when he kept his climbing partner's feet inside his parka, but his were out in the cold). He walked normally, but his doctor told him that he would have had problems if he had lost the big toes.

How come a wet aardvark never barks at night? Happy dreams!
Posted by: Su Pitt on 07/18/18