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Love these designs! Always so colorful and fun!

Three Atlantic Canada boys were all applying for the last available position on the St. John's (Newfoundland) Police Force. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So you all want to be cops, huh?" The three all nodded that they indeed wanted to be cops. The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities like scars and so forth." So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the boy from PEI and withdrew it after about two seconds. "Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?" The Spud Islander immediately said, "Yes, I did, he has only one eye!" The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!" The Islander hung his head and walked out of the office. The detective then turned to the second boy from Nova Scotia, stuck the photo in his face for two seconds, pulled it back, and said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?" "Yes! He only has one ear!" The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other guy? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear! You're excused too!" The Bluenoser sheepishly walked out of the office. The detective turned his attention to the last boy, a hometown Newfie boy -with a long family history in Newfoundland and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but...."He flashed the photo in his face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?" The Newfie said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses." The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the Newfie with a puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?" The Newfie rolled his eyes and said, "Well, Hellooooooo! With only one eye and one ear, ... he certainly can't wear glasses.

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My future DIL - is required to return to the classroom despite severe asthma, and without a vaccine. She teaches junior high level art, is incredibly creative and really bonds with the kids. She has been teaching online til now, and had tremendous success - she even constructed an online art gallery with her students’ work - you could “walk” through it just like the real thing. She desperately wants the vaccine / but her state has no plan for the younger teaching set. So, off she goes, with only hand sanitizer to sanitize the room and no mask order for the kids - other than a few vocal kiddos who have worried about her and told her they want to protect her. Please pray for all the teachers who can’t get the vaccine but must return to the classroom.

A way to stop anyone else from using your best scissors, not just kids

Does Curry powder add heat to the taste of foods? I made chicken enchiladas today for DH and added some curry powder. I was surprised that the enchiladas had a bit more of a spicy hot taste to them.

I am recovering from 1) surgery to a broken arm 2) COVID-19 and 3) pneumonia from COVID-19. I had to self-isolate and spend days in bed. Thinking about my current cross-stitch project, planning next steps, and browsing my collection of patterns and magazines cheered me up. I found inspiration and good "company." I am grateful that I learned how to cross-stitch when I was 13 ~ almost 40 years ago!

Deirdre, are you okay? Please let us know. Prayers sent! Pam

Vacuuming....and now I have a large black dog who has, by putting herself between me and the vacuum, saved me from harm.

after we eventually get back to what is considered a ‘normal’ life, if there is a higher rate of divorces.