Cross Stitch Wonders: Funny Phrases Cross Stitch Patterns

Roses are Red Violets are Blue ... Poo

HELP! There's a cat in my lap and I can't get up!

Life Is Better With Cats

Life is Too Short for Bad Coffee

Life ... Coffee N' Wine

Wine Gnome

Dear Santa

Dog - I Wanna Be A Stay At Home Dog Mom

A Cat Saying - I Wanna Be A Stay At Home Cat Mom

A Cat Saying - I Run on Coffee, Sarcasm And Cats

Beer Drinker ... Camping Problem

Camping Without Wine is Just Sitting in the Woods

I Just Want To Drink .... CROSS STITCH and Take Naps

A Cat Saying - Major Cattitude

A Dog Saying - I Run on Coffee, Sarcasm and Dogs

It's The Cat's House We Just Pay The Mortgage

Dear Santa, It Was the Gnome

A Funny Saying - Alexa, Clean My House

Margarita Gnome

Today's Workout

Bloody Mary Gnome

Oh Quaran-Tree

Schools Out - Teachers Care To The Core

Christmas Ornament - CAT - OMG THEY GOT ME A WHOLE TREE

Farmers Market - You've Guac To Be Kidding Me

OCD ... Camping

I'm Multitasking. I Can Listen, Ignore and Forget at the Same Time

Ms. Beer Gnome

A Dog Saying - My Dog Thinks I'm Cool

I Just Want To Drink .... READ BOOKS and Take Naps

Farmers Market - Peas Be Kind to Others

Mr. Beer Gnome

I'd Exercise ... Wine

My Cat Thinks I'm Cool

A MUGnificent Stitch - YES, I DO HAVE A RETIREMENT PLAN I PLAN ON CAMPING

Wine Drinker ... Camping Problem

Farmers Market - Don't Kale My Vibe

Schools Out - Teacher Off Duty

Life Is What Happens Between Coffee And Beer

I Just Want To Drink .... CRAFT and Take Naps

Farmers Market - Practice What You Peach

Beer Drinker ... Fishing Problem

Smile S'more

I Lose Everything But Weight

Life Update Still Love Dogs People Not So Much

2020 Is Elfed Up

Farmers Market - It Takes Two To Mango

What The Elf

Valentine Gnome Roses Are Red ... BEER!

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