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Cross Stitch Patterns, A MUGnificent Stitch - IT TAKES TWO TO MANGO by Cross Stitch Wonders
A MUGnificent Stitch - IT TAKES TWO TO MANGO
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Beautiful FARMERS MARKET THEME SAYING design in our A MUGnificent Stitch Series of counted cross stitch designs! IT TAKES TWO TO MANGO in...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:154w x 156
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
On Sale:$5.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A MUGnificent Stitch - PRACTICE WHAT YOU PEACH by Cross Stitch Wonders
A MUGnificent Stitch - PRACTICE WHAT YOU PEACH
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Beautiful FARMERS MARKET THEME SAYING design in our A MUGnificent Stitch Series of counted cross stitch designs! PRACTICE WHAT YOU PEACH...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:154w x 156
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
On Sale:$5.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A MUGnificent Stitch - YOU'VE GUAC TO BE KIDDING ME by Cross Stitch Wonders
A MUGnificent Stitch - YOU'VE GUAC TO BE KIDDING ME
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Beautiful FARMERS MARKET THEME SAYING design in our A MUGnificent Stitch Series of counted cross stitch designs! YOU'VE GUAC TO BE...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:154w x 156
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
On Sale:$5.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Mortgage Sweet Mortgage by Peacock & Fig
Mortgage Sweet Mortgage
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
The Mortgage Sweet Mortgage cross stitch pattern is a fun play on the traditional phrase “Home Sweet Home,” and reflects the modern reality...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:65w x 85
Floss:DMC
Designer:Peacock & Fig
$8.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, She Betta Don't by Peacock & Fig
She Betta Don't
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
If you’ve ever caught yourself slaving away on some completely inane task like sweeping up after the kids for what feels like the fifteenth...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:65w x 85
Floss:DMC
Designer:Peacock & Fig
$8.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Pooch Me Hame by Peacock & Fig
Pooch Me Hame
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
The vibrant tones and metallic shimmer of the elegant Pooch Me Hame cross stitch pattern hides a little “surprise”… the text. This...
Pattern Details:
Floss:DMC, Kreinik
Designer:Peacock & Fig
$11.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, "Let's Party!" by StitchyFish Designs
"Let's Party!"
a Cross Stitch Pattern by StitchyFish Designs
Brand New! "Let's Party!" by StitchyFishDesigns It's Halloween and all the little ghoulie's are out to party... but some may be more...
Pattern Details:
Floss:DMC
Designer:Lee Fisher - StitchyFish Designs
$5.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, One to Even by Peacock & Fig
One to Even
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
I’m sure you’ve had those moments where something so insanely stupid comes up and you’re like “I can’t even… I just literally cannot...
Pattern Details:
Floss:DMC
Designer:Peacock & Fig
$9.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Thin Patience by Peacock & Fig
Thin Patience
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
Are you sick of people-ing and your patience is wearing oh-so-thin? Help yourself cope with the daily grind with the demotivational Thin...
Pattern Details:
Floss:DMC
Designer:Peacock & Fig
$11.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Fresh Out of Fuchsias by Peacock & Fig
Fresh Out of Fuchsias
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
Are you one of those people who likes to push boundaries just a little, seeing what you can get away with? If so, the Fresh Out of Fuchsias...
Pattern Details:
Size:5" diameter
Floss:DMC
Designer:Peacock & Fig
$10.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Zero Fronds Given by Peacock & Fig
Zero Fronds Given
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
Zero Fronds Given is a fun and sassy cross stitch pattern that helps you “check in” to remind yourself that this too shall pass. This...
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Floss:DMC
Designer:Peacock & Fig
$11.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Mermaid Struggles by Peacock & Fig
Mermaid Struggles
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
The fourth of the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set, this sassy cross stitch pattern inspires you to take a beach holiday. Beautiful...
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Floss:DMC, Kreinik
Designer:Peacock & Fig
$8.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Mirror Mirror by Peacock & Fig
Mirror Mirror
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
The Mirror Mirror cross stitch pattern, the third of the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set, is a cheeky look at a mermaid’s beauty...
Pattern Details:
Floss:DMC, Kreinik
Designer:Peacock & Fig
$8.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Bow Before Me by Peacock & Fig
Bow Before Me
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
You'll never have to wonder what to give for a gift ever again with this elegantly sassy birthday cross stitch pattern. Not only does Bow...
$11.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Believe I Can Fly by Peacock & Fig
I Believe I Can Fly
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
Do you believe you can fly? This funny motivational quote uses a vintage illustration as inspiration for this tongue-in-cheek cross stitch...
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Floss:DMC, Kreinik
Designer:Peacock & Fig
$8.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Too Glam to Give a Damn by Peacock & Fig
Too Glam to Give a Damn
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
Let your decor be voted the "best dressed" with this stunning snarky cross stitch pattern! Make any decor luxurious with Too Glam to Give a...
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Floss:DMC, Kreinik
Designer:Peacock & Fig
$11.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Make Me Shine by X's & Oh's
Make Me Shine
a Cross Stitch Pattern by X's & Oh's
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:101w x 161
Fabric:28ct. Jobelan Ivory
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Addiction vs. Virus by Pine Glen Designs
Addiction vs. Virus
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Pine Glen Designs
Model stitched on 28ct. Delicate Teal Jobelan
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:59w x 83
Fabric:28ct. Jobelan
$5.00
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Cross Stitch Kits, Coffee by Design Works
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Coffee
a Cross Stitch Kit by Design Works
Beautiful designs and top quality materials make Design Works one of the top cross stitch kit makers worldwide. This package contains 14...
Kit Details:
Size:4" Round
$6.99
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Cross Stitch Kits, My Mess by Design Works
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My Mess
a Cross Stitch Kit by Design Works
TOBIN-Counted Cross Stitch Kit. Beautiful designs and top quality materials make Tobin one of the top cross stitch kit makers worldwide....
Kit Details:
Size:5"x7"
Fabric:14ct. Aida
Floss:Embroidery floss
$9.99
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Cross Stitch Kits, Cape and Tiara by Mill Hill
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Cape and Tiara
a Cross Stitch Kit by Mill Hill
Kit Includes: Beads, fabric , floss, needles, chart and instructions.
Kit Details:
Size:7" X 7"
$21.49
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Cross Stitch Kits, Packed up Her Potential by Mill Hill
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Packed up Her Potential
a Cross Stitch Kit by Mill Hill
Kit Includes: Beads, fabric , floss, needles, chart and instructions.
Kit Details:
Size:7" X 7"
$19.99
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Cross Stitch Kits, Clutter by Mill Hill
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Clutter
a Cross Stitch Kit by Mill Hill
Kit includes: Beads, fabric , floss, needles, chart and instructions.
Kit Details:
Size:7" X 7"
$21.49
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