Funny Phrases: Cross Stitch Patterns & Kits

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Cross Stitch Patterns, If you keep a BEER in each hand, you can't touch your face. by Cross Stitch Wonders
If you keep a BEER in each hand, you can't touch your face.
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
Sale Price: $5.09
Cross Stitch Patterns, I'd Be Crabby! by Linda Jeanne Jenkins
I'd Be Crabby!
Cross Stitch Patterns
Linda Jeanne Jenkins
$5.50
Cross Stitch Patterns, Queen of Quite a Lot by The Scarlett House
Queen of Quite a Lot
Cross Stitch Patterns
The Scarlett House
Sale Price: $5.60
Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Threads Series I - Hold On Let Me Over Think This by Cross Stitch Wonders
Sassy Threads Series I - Hold On Let Me Over Think This
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Threads Series I - Sorry! I Don't Take Orders I Barely Take Suggestions by Cross Stitch Wonders
Sassy Threads Series I - Sorry! I Don't Take Orders I Barely Take Suggestions
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Just Want To Drink .... CROSS STITCH and Take Naps by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Just Want To Drink .... CROSS STITCH and Take Naps
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Just Want To Drink .... READ BOOKS and Take Naps by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Just Want To Drink .... READ BOOKS and Take Naps
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, OMG They Got Me a Whole Tree by Cross Stitch Wonders
OMG They Got Me a Whole Tree
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A MUGnificent Stitch - YES, I DO HAVE A RETIREMENT PLAN I PLAN ON CAMPING by Cross Stitch Wonders
A MUGnificent Stitch - YES, I DO HAVE A RETIREMENT PLAN I PLAN ON CAMPING
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Threads Series I - Be Happy it Drives People Crazy by Cross Stitch Wonders
Sassy Threads Series I - Be Happy it Drives People Crazy
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Threads Series I - Born to Argue by Cross Stitch Wonders
Sassy Threads Series I - Born to Argue
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Threads Series I - Caution I Have No Filter by Cross Stitch Wonders
Sassy Threads Series I - Caution I Have No Filter
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Threads Series I - I Run a Tight Shipwreck by Cross Stitch Wonders
Sassy Threads Series I - I Run a Tight Shipwreck
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Threads Series I - I'm Not Weird I'm Limited Edition by Cross Stitch Wonders
Sassy Threads Series I - I'm Not Weird I'm Limited Edition
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Threads Series I - Ugliness can be fixed. Stupidity is forever. by Cross Stitch Wonders
Sassy Threads Series I - Ugliness can be fixed. Stupidity is forever.
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Threads Series II - Be a Stiletto in Room of Flats by Cross Stitch Wonders
Sassy Threads Series II - Be a Stiletto in Room of Flats
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Threads Series II - I'm Just a Person Standing in Front of a Salad Asking it to Be a Donut by Cross Stitch Wonders
Sassy Threads Series II - I'm Just a Person Standing in Front of a Salad Asking it to Be a Donut
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Threads Series II - Looks Aren't Everything But I Have Them Just in Case by Cross Stitch Wonders
Sassy Threads Series II - Looks Aren't Everything But I Have Them Just in Case
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Just Want To Drink .... CRAFT and Take Naps by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Just Want To Drink .... CRAFT and Take Naps
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Just Want To Drink .... CROCHET and Take Naps by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Just Want To Drink .... CROCHET and Take Naps
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Just Want To Drink .... GO FISHING and Take Naps by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Just Want To Drink .... GO FISHING and Take Naps
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Just Want To Drink .... GARDEN and Take Naps by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Just Want To Drink .... GARDEN and Take Naps
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Just Want To Drink .... GO CAMPING and Take Naps by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Just Want To Drink .... GO CAMPING and Take Naps
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A MUGnificent Stitch - ANOTHER WINE DRINKER WITH A CAMPING PROBLEM by Cross Stitch Wonders
A MUGnificent Stitch - ANOTHER WINE DRINKER WITH A CAMPING PROBLEM
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Just Want To Drink .... GAMBLE and Take Naps by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Just Want To Drink .... GAMBLE and Take Naps
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Just Want To Drink .... SAVE ANIMALS and Take Naps by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Just Want To Drink .... SAVE ANIMALS and Take Naps
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A MUGnificent Stitch - MY DRINKING FRIENDS HAVE A CAMPING PROBLEM 2 by Cross Stitch Wonders
A MUGnificent Stitch - MY DRINKING FRIENDS HAVE A CAMPING PROBLEM 2
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A MUGnificent Stitch - MY DRINKING FRIENDS HAVE A CAMPING PROBLEM by Cross Stitch Wonders
A MUGnificent Stitch - MY DRINKING FRIENDS HAVE A CAMPING PROBLEM
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A MUGnificent Stitch - Peas Be Kind to Others by Cross Stitch Wonders
A MUGnificent Stitch - Peas Be Kind to Others
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Threads Series I - Eye Rolling is My Cardio by Cross Stitch Wonders
Sassy Threads Series I - Eye Rolling is My Cardio
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Threads Series I - It's a Beautiful Day to Leave Me Alone by Cross Stitch Wonders
Sassy Threads Series I - It's a Beautiful Day to Leave Me Alone
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Threads Series I - It's Okay if You Don't Like Me. Not Everyone Has Good Taste. by Cross Stitch Wonders
Sassy Threads Series I - It's Okay if You Don't Like Me. Not Everyone Has Good Taste.
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Threads Series II - Butt First Coffee by Cross Stitch Wonders
Sassy Threads Series II - Butt First Coffee
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Threads Series II - Come to the Dark Side We Have Cookies by Cross Stitch Wonders
Sassy Threads Series II - Come to the Dark Side We Have Cookies
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Threads Series II - I Don't Like Morning People. Or People. Or Mornings. by Cross Stitch Wonders
Sassy Threads Series II - I Don't Like Morning People. Or People. Or Mornings.
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Threads Series II - I Eat Cake Because It's Somebody's Birthday Somewhere by Cross Stitch Wonders
Sassy Threads Series II - I Eat Cake Because It's Somebody's Birthday Somewhere
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Threads Series II - Kiss My Sass by Cross Stitch Wonders
Sassy Threads Series II - Kiss My Sass
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Threads Series II - Sarcasm Level Expert by Cross Stitch Wonders
Sassy Threads Series II - Sarcasm Level Expert
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Threads Series II - Zero Meows Given by Cross Stitch Wonders
Sassy Threads Series II - Zero Meows Given
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A MUGnificent Stitch - DON'T KALE MY VIBE by Cross Stitch Wonders
A MUGnificent Stitch - DON'T KALE MY VIBE
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A MUGnificent Stitch - IT TAKES TWO TO MANGO by Cross Stitch Wonders
A MUGnificent Stitch - IT TAKES TWO TO MANGO
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A MUGnificent Stitch - PRACTICE WHAT YOU PEACH by Cross Stitch Wonders
A MUGnificent Stitch - PRACTICE WHAT YOU PEACH
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A MUGnificent Stitch - YOU'VE GUAC TO BE KIDDING ME by Cross Stitch Wonders
A MUGnificent Stitch - YOU'VE GUAC TO BE KIDDING ME
Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Smell the Pages by Rogue Stitchery
Smell the Pages
Cross Stitch Patterns
Rogue Stitchery
$5.98
Cross Stitch Patterns, Big Books by Rogue Stitchery
Big Books
Cross Stitch Patterns
Rogue Stitchery
$5.98
Cross Stitch Patterns, Dashing Through the Hell No by Peacock & Fig
Dashing Through the Hell No
Cross Stitch Patterns
Peacock & Fig
$5.98
Cross Stitch Patterns, Deck the Halls by Peacock & Fig
Deck the Halls
Cross Stitch Patterns
Peacock & Fig
$5.98
Cross Stitch Patterns, Fa La La Wine by Peacock & Fig
Fa La La Wine
Cross Stitch Patterns
Peacock & Fig
$5.98
Cross Stitch Patterns, Ho Ho No by Peacock & Fig
Ho Ho No
Cross Stitch Patterns
Peacock & Fig
$5.98
Cross Stitch Patterns, Lump of Coal by Peacock & Fig
Lump of Coal
Cross Stitch Patterns
Peacock & Fig
$5.98
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