Funny Phrases

To Drink Coffee

Talk Dirt To Me

Christmas Ornament - CAT - OMG THEY GOT ME A WHOLE TREE

Valentine Gnome Roses Are Red ... BEER!

Valentine Gnome Roses Are Red ... WINE!

Life Begins After Coffee

Coffee First

Early Bird Coffee

Early Bird Coffee

Sweet Mixed Pickles 3-Pack

Market Fresh Puns

How Classy People Get Wasted

Not Enough Coffee

Wine

Pillow Chat - GARDEN TRIO I

Pillow Chat - GARDEN TRIO II

Pillow Chat - GARDEN TRIO III

Pillow Chat - PLANTS TRIO

Wine Gnome

Ms. Beer Gnome

Mr. Beer Gnome

Margarita Gnome

Bloody Mary Gnome

Coffee Fairy

Coffee O'Clock

I Just Want To Drink .... CRAFT and Take Naps

I Just Want To Drink .... CROCHET and Take Naps

I Just Want To Drink .... GO HUNTING and Take Naps

I Just Want To Drink .... GARDEN and Take Naps

I Just Want To Drink .... GAMBLE and Take Naps

What The Elf

Roses are Red Violets are Blue ... Poo

I Just Want To Drink .... READ BOOKS and Take Naps

I Just Want To Drink .... GO CAMPING and Take Naps

I Just Want To Drink .... SAVE ANIMALS and Take Naps

I Just Want To Drink .... CROSS STITCH and Take Naps

I Just Want To Drink .... GO FISHING and Take Naps

It Came With The House

Imagine a world where FABRIC is FREE and CROSS STITCH makes you THIN

It's The Cat's House We Just Pay The Mortgage

I'm Multitasking. I Can Listen, Ignore and Forget at the Same Time

Life Update Still Love Dogs People Not So Much

Life Update Still Love Cats People Not So Much

Oh Quaran-Tree

2020 Is Elfed Up

Hey Hey Hey Ho Ho Ho 2020 It's Gotta Go

Dear Santa, It Was the Gnome

Christmas with my GNOMIES

If you keep a glass of WINE in each hand, you can't touch your face.

If you keep a BEER in each hand, you can't touch your face.