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Stamped Kit
"A home is just a house without a cat!"
Pattern
StitchyFish Designs
$4.99
"I'm Dead without my coffee!"
Pattern
StitchyFish Designs
$4.00
"I'm Not Really Evil"
Pattern
StitchyFish Designs
$5.99
"Let's Party!"
Pattern
StitchyFish Designs
$5.98
"Pick Your Poison!"
Pattern
StitchyFish Designs
$5.98
7am Somewhere
Pattern
Hands On Design
$6.00
A Black Belt is a White Belt who never QUIT
Pattern
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
A Cat Saying - I Wanna Be A Stay At Home Cat Mom
Pattern
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
A Cat Saying - Life Is Better With Cats
Pattern
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
A Cat Saying - Major Cattitude
Pattern
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
A Cat Saying - Show Me Your Kitties
Pattern
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
A Dog Saying - I Run On Coffee, Sarcasm and Dogs
Pattern
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
A Funny Saying - Alexa, Clean My House
Pattern
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
A Funny Saying - More BOOS Please
Pattern
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
A Wine Saying - Today's Workout
Pattern
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
Act My Age
Pattern
Iris Originals
$6.00
Addiction vs. Virus
Pattern
Pine Glen Designs
$5.00
Addiction vs. Virus (male youth)
Pattern
Pine Glen Designs
$5.00
Addiction vs. Virus (male)
Pattern
Pine Glen Designs
$5.00
Adulthood
Pattern
Peacock & Fig
$13.99
Adulting All Over
Pattern
Peacock & Fig
$13.99
Adulting Is Hard
Pattern
Rogue Stitchery
$8.00
Adultish
Pattern
Amy Bruecken Designs
$9.00
Aged Wine
Pattern
Bobbie G Designs
$6.00
Another Great Day
Pattern
Peacock & Fig
$13.99
Attitude Adjustment
Pattern
Iris Originals
$6.30
Awesome Coffee
Pattern
Stitchnmomma
$9.00
Bad Boy
Pattern
White Willow Stitching
$6.00
Bad Witch-Good Shoes
Pattern
Pickle Barrel Designs
$8.00
Be A Butterfly
Pattern
X's & Oh's
$5.00
Be A Unicorn
Pattern
Iris Originals
$15.00
Be Decisive
Pattern
Iris Originals
$6.00
Be Mine
Pattern
White Willow Stitching
$6.00
Be the Villain
Pattern
Peacock & Fig
$13.99
Beach Repeat
Pattern
Stitcherhood, The
$8.00
Bears will Kill You
Pattern
Iris Originals
$5.00
Bee Happy Or Bee Quiet
Pattern
Amy Bruecken Designs
$8.00
Been Fun/Not Interested
Pattern
X's & Oh's
$12.00
Beer Drinker ... Camping Problem
Pattern
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
Beer Drinker ... Fishing Problem
Pattern
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
Beer...
Pattern
Sue Hillis Designs
$6.00
Before my Morning Coffee
Pattern
Artecy Cross Stitch
$15.95
Bench Press a Buick
Pattern
Iris Originals
$5.00
Best FRiend
Pattern
Iris Originals
$6.00
Best Friends & Coffee
Pattern
Iris Originals
$6.30
Bitch
Pattern
White Willow Stitching
$6.00
Black Friday Fun
Pattern
Pickle Barrel Designs
$8.00
Bow Before Me
Pattern
Peacock & Fig
$13.99
Bras & Panties
Pattern
Lizzy Kate
$12.50
Breakfast Coffee
Pattern
Rogue Stitchery
$7.50
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