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Cross Stitch Patterns, DysFUNctional by Sue Hillis Designs
DysFUNctional
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs
Our Family puts the Fun in Dysfunctional. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a 5 inch by 7 inch frame....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:96w x 65
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
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Cross Stitch Patterns, OCD - Obsessive Coffee Disorder by Rogue Stitchery
OCD - Obsessive Coffee Disorder
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rogue Stitchery
Perfect for the Coffee Obsessive! This pattern uses various mauves, greens and gray-ish cocoas. The horizontal border along the top and...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:145w x 91
Fabric:14ct. aida white
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Loves Me by Sue Hillis Designs
Loves Me
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs
...Loves me, Loves me not...'tis no matter, I'm all he's got. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a 5...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:58w x 86
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Love Pirate by Sue Hillis Designs
Love Pirate
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs
Love Pirate, Ye've plundered me heart. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a 5 inch by 7 inch frame....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:47w x 74
Fabric:28ct. Lugana Summer Khaki
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Movie Quotes by Kiokiz
Movie Quotes
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kiokiz
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:58w x 35
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Valentine Gnome Roses Are Red ... BEER! by Cross Stitch Wonders
Valentine Gnome Roses Are Red ... BEER!
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A wonderful Valentine GNOME Roses Are Red ... BEER! counted cross stitch design. Marcia Manning designed this from exclusive licensed...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:98w x 128
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Why Men Fish by Sue Hillis Designs
Why Men Fish
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs
Why do men fish? Because they’re utterly enchanted by a particular mermaid’s allure! In this fun-sized design, a flirtatious mermaid holds...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:55w x 75
Fabric:14ct. Aida Ice Blue
Floss:DMC Floss
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Queen of Quite a Lot by The Scarlett House
Queen of Quite a Lot
a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Scarlett House
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Lady Witch by PinoyStitch
Sassy Lady Witch
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Cross stitch Sassy Ladies speak their mind! Designed retro style with quirky quotes for a fun project. Easy stitch, mostly full stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:57w x 49
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 11
Multiple styles available
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Lady Sarcasm by PinoyStitch
Sassy Lady Sarcasm
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Cross stitch Sassy Ladies speak their mind! Designed retro style with quirky quotes for a fun project. Easy stitch, mostly full stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:58w x 49
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 12
Multiple styles available
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Red Hat by Sue Hillis Designs
Red Hat
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs
I shall wear purple with a red hat. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a 5 inch by 7 inch frame. Purple...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:49w x 68
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Invisible Crown by Kiokiz
Invisible Crown
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kiokiz
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:55w x 70
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Coffee - When Size Matters by Rogue Stitchery
Coffee - When Size Matters
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rogue Stitchery
This pattern consists of two pages – a full color cover sheet with a photo of the finished design, stitch count with fabric sizes for...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:114w x 102
Fabric:14ct. aida
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Valentine Gnome Roses Are Red ... WINE! by Cross Stitch Wonders
Valentine Gnome Roses Are Red ... WINE!
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A wonderful Valentine GNOME Roses Are Red ... WINE! counted cross stitch design. Marcia Manning designed this from exclusive licensed...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:98w x 128
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Minis: Witchy Woman by PinoyStitch
Minis: Witchy Woman
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Cross Stitch Pattern: Witchy Woman Designed by: ©...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:58w x 48
Floss:DMC Colors: 4
Designer:© PinoyStitch
Multiple styles available
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Lady Care by PinoyStitch
Sassy Lady Care
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Cross stitch Sassy Ladies speak their mind! Designed retro style with quirky quotes for a fun project. Easy stitch, mostly full stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:59w x 49
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 13
Multiple styles available
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Beer... by Sue Hillis Designs
Beer...
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs
Beer - helping men to dance since 1862. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a 5 inch by 7 inch frame....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:64w x 46
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Assorted Sorts by Ink Circles
Assorted Sorts
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Ink Circles
These colorful licorice allsorts candies are either loved or hated, reminding us that everyone and everything has their niche and that is...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:98w x 57
Fabric:30ct. Linen
Floss:Classic Colorworks Floss
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Lady Happy Hour by PinoyStitch
Sassy Lady Happy Hour
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Cross stitch Sassy Ladies speak their mind! Designed retro style with quirky quotes for a fun project. Easy stitch, mostly full stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:55w x 49
Fabric:14
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 12
Multiple styles available
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Lady A Stitch a Day by PinoyStitch
Sassy Lady A Stitch a Day
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Mini Cross Stitch Pattern: Sassy Lady A Stitch a Day Design Source: PinoyStitch DMC Floss Colors: 13 Stitch...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:58w x 50
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 13
Multiple styles available
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Hap-pea by Kiokiz
Hap-pea
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kiokiz
Pattern Details:
Size:57 x 38 stitches
Floss:DMC
Designer:Kiokiz
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Lady Coffee by PinoyStitch
Sassy Lady Coffee
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Cross stitch Sassy Ladies speak their mind! Designed retro style with quirky quotes for a fun project. Easy stitch, mostly full stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:57w x 49
Fabric:14ct. Aida
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 11
Multiple styles available
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I'm Not Old by Iris Originals
I'm Not Old
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Numbers are included to change the ages - so it could apply to most anyone. I personally like the one on the cover.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:90w x 111
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:5 colors Anchor or DMC
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Just Want To Drink .... GO HUNTING and Take Naps by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Just Want To Drink .... GO HUNTING and Take Naps
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any HUNTING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... GO HUNTING and Take Naps!...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 90
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Lady Burnt Meals by PinoyStitch
Sassy Lady Burnt Meals
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Cross stitch Sassy Ladies speak their mind! Designed retro style with quirky quotes for a fun project. Easy stitch, mostly full stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:59w x 59
Fabric:14ct. Aida
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 13
Multiple styles available
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Lady Ugly Xmas Sweater by PinoyStitch
Sassy Lady Ugly Xmas Sweater
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Cross stitch Sassy Ladies speak their mind! Designed retro style with quirky quotes for a fun project. Easy stitch, mostly full stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:58w x 50
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 13
Multiple styles available
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Lady Knit Happens by PinoyStitch
Sassy Lady Knit Happens
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Cross stitch Sassy Ladies speak their mind! Designed retro style with quirky quotes for a fun project. Easy stitch, mostly full...
Pattern Details:
Size:4 w x 4 h Inches
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 12
Designer:PinoyStitch
Multiple styles available
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Lady Opinion by PinoyStitch
Sassy Lady Opinion
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Cross stitch Sassy Ladies speak their mind! Designed retro style with quirky quotes for a fun project. Easy stitch, mostly full...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:58w x 49
Fabric:14ct. Aida
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 12
Multiple styles available
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Lady Secret Recipe by PinoyStitch
Sassy Lady Secret Recipe
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:59w x 49
Fabric:14ct. Aida
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 12
Multiple styles available
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Lady Give a Damn by PinoyStitch
Sassy Lady Give a Damn
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Mini Cross Stitch Pattern: Sassy Lady Give a Damn Design Source: PInoyStitch DMC Floss Colors: 14 Stitch...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:57w x 49
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 14
Designer:PInoyStitch
Multiple styles available
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Don't Eat The Seeds by Homespun Elegance Ltd
Don't Eat The Seeds
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Homespun Elegance Ltd
-Stitched on 30ct Parchment Linen by Weeks Dye Works -Stitch count 88w x 58h (5.87" x 3.87") We do not carry the 30ct Parchment Linen...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:88w x 58
Fabric:30ct. Linen Lambswool
Floss:DMC
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Hooties Well-Behaved by PinoyStitch
Hooties Well-Behaved
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Let this little devilish Hootie remind you that being a rebel once in awhile may lead to great things! Using 14 count Aida, it...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:59w x 47
Fabric:14ct. Aida
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 9
Multiple styles available
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Pillow Chat - GARDEN TRIO I by Cross Stitch Wonders
Pillow Chat - GARDEN TRIO I
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
Pillow Chat Series - GARDEN TRIO I. Three wonderful Garden / Plant themed designs. Full - coverall size is 54 stitches by 54 stitches....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:54w x 54
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Pillow Chat - GARDEN TRIO II by Cross Stitch Wonders
Pillow Chat - GARDEN TRIO II
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
Pillow Chat Series - GARDEN TRIO II. Three wonderful Garden / Plant themed designs. Full - coverall size is 54 stitches by 54 stitches....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:54w x 54
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Pillow Chat - GARDEN TRIO III by Cross Stitch Wonders
Pillow Chat - GARDEN TRIO III
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
Pillow Chat Series - GARDEN TRIO III. Three wonderful Garden / Plant themed designs. Full - coverall size is 54 stitches by 54 stitches....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:54w x 54
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Pillow Chat - PLANTS TRIO by Cross Stitch Wonders
Pillow Chat - PLANTS TRIO
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
Pillow Chat Series - PLANTS TRIO. 3 wonderful Plants themed designs. Full - coverall size is 54 stitches by 54 stitches. Suggestion is if...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:54w x 54
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Christmas with my GNOMIES by Cross Stitch Wonders
Christmas with my GNOMIES
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
Very Cute! Christmas with my GNOMIES in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from original artwork by BlackCatsMedia. Full...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:125w x 396
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Pugs not drugs by Kiokiz
Pugs not drugs
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kiokiz
Pattern Details:
Size:57 x 88 stitches
Floss:DMC
Designer:Kiokiz
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Cross Stitch Patterns, It's All About the Stash by Sambrie Stitches Designs
It's All About the Stash
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sambrie Stitches Designs
Features colorful stitching motifs, cheerful accents and the perfectly honest phrase “It's all about the stash!”. Celebrates the joy of...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:69w x 69
Fabric:18ct. Aida
Floss:DMC Floss
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Teardrop Ornament - Life Is Better In A Hot Tub by Cross Stitch Wonders
Teardrop Ornament - Life Is Better In A Hot Tub
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
From our Teardrop Ornament Series is LIFE IS BETTER IN A HOT TUB! Design is 39 stitches wide by 55 stitches high and designed by Marcia...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:39w x 55
Fabric:14ct. Perforated Paper White
Floss:DMC
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Find Me Under The Palms by Romy's Creations
Find Me Under The Palms
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Romy's Creations
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Glitter Over Gloom by Stitchnmomma
Glitter Over Gloom
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma
A simple yet uplifting reminder to keep shining through life's tougher moments. This inspiring design encourages you to choose glitter over...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:54w x 72
Fabric:32ct. Linen
Floss:Your Choice
On Sale:$7.09
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Coffee Everything by PinoyStitch
Quotables Coffee Everything
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:93w x 99
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 2
Designer:PinoyStitch
Multiple styles available
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Nothing Done by Iris Originals
Nothing Done
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
And, the older I get, the less I get done in a day.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:102w x 79
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:13 colors Anchor or DMC
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Tacos & More Mini Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Tacos & More Mini Cross Stitch Pattern
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Stitch & a Hoop Pattern: Tacos & More Mini Cross Stitch Pattern Design Source: Pinoy Stitch DMC Floss...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 74
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 15
Designer:PinoyStitch
Multiple styles available
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Coffee Life by PinoyStitch
Quotables Coffee Life
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
A quotables word art pattern with little or no backstitching. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 94 x 107. Model stitched on 14ct...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:94w x 107
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:3 DMC colors
Multiple styles available
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Fitness Sore Today by PinoyStitch
Quotables Fitness Sore Today
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:67w x 72
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 8
Designer:PinoyStitch
Multiple styles available
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Coffee All You Need by PinoyStitch
Quotables Coffee All You Need
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:94w x 103
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 3
Designer:PinoyStitch
Multiple styles available
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Who Needs Luck St. Patrick Cross Stitch by PinoyStitch
Quotables Who Needs Luck St. Patrick Cross Stitch
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Bring in some luck with this easy cross stitch project. All full cross stitches, no back stitches and can fit into a hoop for...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:49w x 59
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 9
Designer:Sanqunetti
Multiple styles available
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Fitness Beauty by PinoyStitch
Quotables Fitness Beauty
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:63w x 64
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 8
Designer:PinoyStitch
Multiple styles available
On Sale:$7.19
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