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Cross Stitch Patterns, Pillow Chat - GARDEN TRIO II by Cross Stitch Wonders
Pillow Chat - GARDEN TRIO II
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
Pillow Chat Series - GARDEN TRIO II. Three wonderful Garden / Plant themed designs. Full - coverall size is 54 stitches by 54 stitches....
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Stitch Count:54w x 54
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Pillow Chat - GARDEN TRIO III by Cross Stitch Wonders
Pillow Chat - GARDEN TRIO III
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
Pillow Chat Series - GARDEN TRIO III. Three wonderful Garden / Plant themed designs. Full - coverall size is 54 stitches by 54 stitches....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:54w x 54
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Pillow Chat - PLANTS TRIO by Cross Stitch Wonders
Pillow Chat - PLANTS TRIO
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
Pillow Chat Series - PLANTS TRIO. 3 wonderful Plants themed designs. Full - coverall size is 54 stitches by 54 stitches. Suggestion is if...
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Stitch Count:54w x 54
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Christmas with my GNOMIES by Cross Stitch Wonders
Christmas with my GNOMIES
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
Very Cute! Christmas with my GNOMIES in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from original artwork by BlackCatsMedia. Full...
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Stitch Count:125w x 396
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Pugs not drugs by Kiokiz
Pugs not drugs
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kiokiz
Pattern Details:
Size:57 x 88 stitches
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Teardrop Ornament - Life Is Better In A Hot Tub by Cross Stitch Wonders
Teardrop Ornament - Life Is Better In A Hot Tub
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
From our Teardrop Ornament Series is LIFE IS BETTER IN A HOT TUB! Design is 39 stitches wide by 55 stitches high and designed by Marcia...
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Stitch Count:39w x 55
Fabric:14ct. Perforated Paper White
Floss:DMC
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Find Me Under The Palms by Romy's Creations
Find Me Under The Palms
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Romy's Creations
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Fabric:0
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Beach Please Cross Stitch Pattern by Spot Colors
Beach Please Cross Stitch Pattern
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Spot Colors
A fun and tropical design bursting with sunny beach vibes, palm trees, and colorful summer details. Beach Please is a playful stitch...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:70w x 70
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Coffee Everything by PinoyStitch
Quotables Coffee Everything
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:93w x 99
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 2
Multiple styles available
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Nothing Done by Iris Originals
Nothing Done
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
And, the older I get, the less I get done in a day.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:102w x 79
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:13 colors Anchor or DMC
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Tacos & More Mini Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Tacos & More Mini Cross Stitch Pattern
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Stitch & a Hoop Pattern: Tacos & More Mini Cross Stitch Pattern Design Source: Pinoy Stitch DMC Floss...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 74
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 15
Multiple styles available
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Coffee Life is Too Short by PinoyStitch
Quotables Coffee Life is Too Short
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:94w x 107
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 3
Multiple styles available
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Fitness Sore Today by PinoyStitch
Quotables Fitness Sore Today
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:67w x 72
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 8
Multiple styles available
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Coffee All You Need by PinoyStitch
Quotables Coffee All You Need
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:94w x 103
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 3
Multiple styles available
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Who Needs Luck St. Patrick Cross Stitch by PinoyStitch
Quotables Who Needs Luck St. Patrick Cross Stitch
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Bring in some luck with this easy cross stitch project. All full cross stitches, no back stitches and can fit into a hoop for...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:49w x 59
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 9
Multiple styles available
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Fitness Beauty by PinoyStitch
Quotables Fitness Beauty
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:63w x 64
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 8
Multiple styles available
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Pizza Sleep & Wifi by PinoyStitch
Quotables Pizza Sleep & Wifi
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:59w x 46
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 10
Multiple styles available
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Fitness Strong New Skinny by PinoyStitch
Quotables Fitness Strong New Skinny
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:74w x 63
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 9
Multiple styles available
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Fitness Train Like a Beast by PinoyStitch
Quotables Fitness Train Like a Beast
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:68w x 83
Fabric:14ct. Aida
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 8
Multiple styles available
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Fitness Lipstick by PinoyStitch
Quotables Fitness Lipstick
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:74w x 51
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 7
Multiple styles available
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Wild Thing by PinoyStitch
Quotables Wild Thing
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:56w x 48
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 6
Multiple styles available
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Coffee Less is More by PinoyStitch
Quotables Coffee Less is More
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:92w x 99
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 2
Multiple styles available
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Let the Sun Shine by Kooler Design Studio
Let the Sun Shine
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kooler Design Studio
Let the sun shine in your heart! This warm greeting will surely put a smile on anyone's face. It's a clever little design that's fun to...
Pattern Details:
Size:5 5/8w X 5 1/2h"
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC
Multiple styles available
$8.90
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Seashells & Snowflakes by Stoney Creek
Seashells & Snowflakes
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stoney Creek
Stitch count 56w x 84h, approximately 4" x 6" on 14ct. Model stitched on 28ct touch of ecru hand-dyed Stoney Creek fabric over 2 threads....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:56w x 84
Fabric:28ct. Jobelan Antique White
$8.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sexy Chick by Peacock & Fig
Sexy Chick
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
Inspired by a vintage illustration, this sweet little retro cross stitch pattern is perfect for any home decor or office.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:112w x 75
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
$8.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, So Much Nope by Peacock & Fig
So Much Nope
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
This elegant vintage cross stitch pattern is inspired by antique French illustrations, but there’s nothing antique about the quote!
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Fabric:0
Floss:DMC
Designer:Peacock & Fig
$8.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Samplers Since 1675 by Peacock & Fig
Samplers Since 1675
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
Putting a cheeky twist on the beautiful and sometimes “strained” history of samplers, the Samplers Since 1675 cross stitch pattern is sure...
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Stitch Count:65w x 85
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC
$8.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Mortgage Sweet Mortgage by Peacock & Fig
Mortgage Sweet Mortgage
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
The Mortgage Sweet Mortgage cross stitch pattern is a fun play on the traditional phrase “Home Sweet Home,” and reflects the modern reality...
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Stitch Count:65w x 85
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC
$8.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, She Betta Don't by Peacock & Fig
She Betta Don't
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
If you’ve ever caught yourself slaving away on some completely inane task like sweeping up after the kids for what feels like the fifteenth...
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Stitch Count:65w x 85
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC
$8.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Mermaid Struggles by Peacock & Fig
Mermaid Struggles
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
The fourth of the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set, this sassy cross stitch pattern inspires you to take a beach holiday. Beautiful...
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Fabric:0
Floss:DMC, Kreinik
Designer:Peacock & Fig
$8.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Mirror Mirror by Peacock & Fig
Mirror Mirror
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
The Mirror Mirror cross stitch pattern, the third of the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set, is a cheeky look at a mermaid’s beauty...
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Fabric:0
Floss:DMC, Kreinik
Designer:Peacock & Fig
$8.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Believe I Can Fly by Peacock & Fig
I Believe I Can Fly
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
Do you believe you can fly? This funny motivational quote uses a vintage illustration as inspiration for this tongue-in-cheek cross stitch...
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Fabric:0
Floss:DMC, Kreinik
Designer:Peacock & Fig
$8.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Little Chuckles-No Thinking Before I Speak by MarNic Designs
Little Chuckles-No Thinking Before I Speak
a Cross Stitch Pattern by MarNic Designs
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:147w x 129
Fabric:0
$8.99
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Cross Stitch Patterns, WordyBirds - June by Sweet Wing Studio
WordyBirds - June
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sweet Wing Studio
Flamingos prance on the beach in the 6th of the WordyBirds series! Perfectly beachy and fun for the month of June. Pattern is stitched...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:119w x 71
Fabric:32ct. Linen Vintage Stormy Clouds
Floss:DMC
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, It Takes a Village by Imaginating
It Takes a Village
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating
Parenting humor at its best, because where is that village when you need it? A lighthearted stitch for anyone who's ever felt outnumbered...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:110w x 130
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:3 DMC colors
Multiple styles available
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Shiver Me Timbers by Sue Hillis Designs
Shiver Me Timbers
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs
Part of the Pirates series. Arrrrhh - Shiver me timbers! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 99w x 125h. Model was stitched on...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:99w x 125
Fabric:14ct. Aida Pewter
Floss:DMC Floss
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Ruin Your Day by Imaginating
Ruin Your Day
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating
When life rains on your parade, grab your umbrella, scowl proudly, and remember—ruining your day is a you job. This moody little stitch...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:110w x 145
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss
Multiple styles available
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Not My Monkeys by Imaginating
Not My Monkeys
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating
These cute monkeys take you under the Big Top to say this funny and familiar phrase!Not My Monkeys is designed to be stitched on 14ct White...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:132w x 176
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:14 DMC floss colors
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A Cluttered Kitchen by Sue Hillis Designs
A Cluttered Kitchen
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs
A Cluttered Kitchen is a happy kitchen and this one is delirious! When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into an...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:125w x 97
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Strong Women by Sue Hillis Designs
Strong Women
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs
Women are like Teabags - We never know how strong we are until we are in hot water. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28...
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Stitch Count:125w x 97
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Friendly Advice by Imaginating
Friendly Advice
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating
Witty, relatable, and just a little too real, this clever design perfectly captures the inner panic we all feel before hitting “send.” With...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:81w x 136
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss
Multiple styles available
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Your Opinion by Imaginating
Your Opinion
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating
Your Opinion" is for the unapologetically bold! Featuring a confident woman with one hand on her hip and the other dismissively raised,...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:97w x 125
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:3 DMC floss colors
Multiple styles available
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Eyeroll by Imaginating
Eyeroll
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating
We've all had those days, and this stitch captures it perfectly! Featuring a frazzled woman at her desk, clearly done with it all, this...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:102w x 129
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:6 DMC floss colors
Multiple styles available
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Loads Of Fun (Laundry Company2) by Hands on Design
Loads Of Fun (Laundry Company2)
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Hands on Design
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Fabric:0
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Ex-People Person by Imaginating
Ex-People Person
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating
This cheeky pattern features the phrase “I used to be a people person but people ruined it for me”, with a no-nonsense lady throwing up the...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:99w x 121
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:4 DMC colors
Multiple styles available
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Queen: She Who Must Be Obeyed by PinoyStitch
Queen: She Who Must Be Obeyed
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Mini Cross Stitch Pattern: Queen: She Who Must Be Obeyed Design Source: Antique Chart Adaptation DMC Floss...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:135w x 177
Fabric:14ct. Aida Red
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 1
Multiple styles available
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Raven - It's Been Foretold by Mary Gaines Designs
Raven - It's Been Foretold
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Mary Gaines Designs
Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 128 x 137. Model stitched on 32ct Antique White Jobelan using DMC, Caron & Gentle Art floss,...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:128w x 137
Fabric:32ct. Jobelan Antique White
Floss:DMC, Caron, Gentle Art, Kreinik & Rainbow
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, DysFUNctional Me by Imaginating
DysFUNctional Me
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating
Add a little sass to your stitching with this stylishly snarky pattern! Featuring a sophisticated lady in a sharp suit, chic hat, and...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:81w x 114
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:23 DMC floss colors
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Chocolate Is Proof by Stitchnmomma
Chocolate Is Proof
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma
A quirky, easy-to-stitch piece for any chocolate lover. Or why not make it as a gift for the chocolate lover in your life.
Pattern Details:
Size:5.71" x 5.43"
Fabric:0
Floss:5 DMC Cotton Colors
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Coffee-isms #1 by Stitchnmomma
Coffee-isms #1
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma
If you’re a coffee fanatic, or know someone who is, then you’d probably agree that this sentiment is perfect! A quick stitch with just 5...
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Stitch Count:91w x 74
Fabric:0
Floss:5 DMC Cotton Colors
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