Funny Phrases Cross Stitch Patterns

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Queen: It's Good To Be Queen by PinoyStitch
Queen: It's Good To Be Queen
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Mini Cross Stitch Pattern: Queen: It's Good To Be Queen Design Source: Diddy Bag DMC Floss...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:136w x 131
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 20
Multiple styles available
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Queen: Who Says You Can't Have It All? by PinoyStitch
Queen: Who Says You Can't Have It All?
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Mini Cross Stitch Pattern: Queen: Who Says You Can't Have It All? Design Source: Diddy Bag DMC Floss...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:134w x 121
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 13
Multiple styles available
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Love a Great Ass by White Willow Stitching
Love a Great Ass
a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching
Perfect for all Donkey lovers or just those who have a jackass in the family! This sassy and humorous monochrome cross stitch chart is...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:126w x 81
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:3 Skeins DMC floss
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, MetalFoot's Missives I by Stitchnmomma
MetalFoot's Missives I
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma
A fun, easy stitched "subversive" style quote in a series created by my son "MetalFoot". This design uses just 4 colors and all full...
Pattern Details:
Size:varies with fabric used
Fabric:0
Floss:4 DMC Cotton Colors
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Love Peckers by White Willow Stitching
Love Peckers
a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching
This humorous Woodpecker monochrome cross stitch chart is designed using only full stitches making it perfect for any fabric count. 16...
Pattern Details:
Fabric:0
Floss:3 Skeins DMC floss
Designer:Jamie Larson
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Awesome Coffee by Stitchnmomma
Awesome Coffee
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma
A perfect, sunny piece for the coffee lover in your life. The pattern uses just 1 color and all full stitches on a bright fabric to...
Pattern Details:
Size:7.21" x 7.50"
Fabric:0
Floss:1 DMC Cotton color
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Winter Driving Tips by Imaginating
Winter Driving Tips
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating
A humorous winter-themed design featuring a playful driving quote and whimsical stitched artwork. Perfect for adding a lighthearted touch...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:98w x 138
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss
Multiple styles available
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Bakers Pro Tip by Imaginating
Bakers Pro Tip
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating
A sweet (and slightly unhinged) reminder that cake is best enjoyed immediately. This playful cross-stitch pattern features a happy baker,...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:95w x 146
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss
Multiple styles available
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Foul Language by Rebel Stitcher Designs
Foul Language
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rebel Stitcher Designs
This witty chicken design adds a fun dose of humor to farmhouse stitching. With playful wording and a charming little hen, it’s a...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:77w x 75
Fabric:18ct. Aida China White
Floss:DMC Floss
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Love Pretzel Day by Stitchnmomma
I Love Pretzel Day
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma
If you’re as big a fan of The Office as I am, you’ll completely understand this piece! Am I the only one that thinks the character of...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:64w x 92
Fabric:0
Floss:4 DMC Cotton Colors
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Cross Stitch Patterns, More Alcohol by Peacock & Fig
More Alcohol
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
The More Alcohol cross stitch pattern is a cheeky quote that can inspire greatness and shenanigans in the best of us.
Pattern Details:
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC
Designer:Peacock & Fig
$9.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, One to Even by Peacock & Fig
One to Even
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
I’m sure you’ve had those moments where something so insanely stupid comes up and you’re like “I can’t even… I just literally cannot...
Pattern Details:
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC
Designer:Peacock & Fig
$9.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Beware the Cat by Artists Alley
Beware the Cat
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley
Never mind the witch—beware of the cat! This whimsical cross-stitch by Artists Alley features a sleek black kitty riding high on a...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:192w x 156
Fabric:14ct. Aida Icelandic Gray
Floss:DMC Floss
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Crazy Cat Lady by Artists Alley
Crazy Cat Lady
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley
The "Crazy Cat Lady" cross stitch pattern by Artists Alley is a humorous, beginner-friendly counted cross-stitch design featuring a quirky...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 98
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Jingle Juice by Artists Alley
Jingle Juice
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:104w x 99
Fabric:14ct. Aida Beautiful Beige
Floss:DMC
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Ring the Bell by Artists Alley
Ring the Bell
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:131w x 75
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Your Issues by Sue Hillis Designs
Your Issues
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs
This bold, humorous pattern features the phrase “Please cancel my subscription to your issues” framed with classic stamp-style details and...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:110w x 102
Fabric:14ct. Aida Ivory
Floss:DMC Floss
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Good Intentions by Kathy Barrick
Good Intentions
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kathy Barrick
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:112w x 110
Fabric:0
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, It Came With The House by Hands on Design
It Came With The House
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Hands on Design
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:65w x 91
Fabric:32ct. belfast antique white
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Love You Warts'n All by Val's Stuff
Love You Warts'n All
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Val's Stuff
Cross stitch pattern from Val's Stuff featuring a frog with the Valentine's Day sentiment "love you warts n' all." Stitched on 36 count...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:61w x 37
Fabric:36ct. Linen Antique White
Floss:DMC
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Talk Dirt To Me by Val's Stuff
Talk Dirt To Me
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Val's Stuff
Perfect for garden lovers with a sense of humor, this cheerful design features a friendly gardener surrounded by blooming flowers,...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:97w x 122
Fabric:28ct. Lugana Ice Blue
Floss:DMC Floss, Weeks Dye Works
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, It's Cupcake O'Clock by Sue Hillis Designs
It's Cupcake O'Clock
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs
Cupcake happy hour.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:118w x 104
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Bless your Little Heart by Iris Originals
Bless your Little Heart
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Another cute coffee saying, and yes, I am a coffee addict!
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:105w x 113
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:15 colors Anchor or DMC
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Tools of the Trade by Sue Hillis Designs
Tools of the Trade
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs
The tools every pirate needs. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into an 8 inch by 10 inch frame. Three coin...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:99w x 126
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sheet-Faced by Artists Alley
Sheet-Faced
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley
A cheeky, modern design with a bold sense of humor. Featuring an adorably unapologetic character and the phrase “Let’s get sheet-faced,”...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:65w x 49
Fabric:14ct. Aida Lambswool
Floss:DMC Floss
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Imagine a world where FABRIC is FREE and CROSS STITCH makes you THIN by Cross Stitch Wonders
Imagine a world where FABRIC is FREE and CROSS STITCH makes you THIN
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
Imagine a world where FABRIC is FREE and CROSS STITCH makes you THIN! An awesome saying that surely makes one smile. :-) Original...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:228w x 150
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, No Harm...But by Artists Alley
No Harm...But
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley
The "No Harm...But" cross stitch pattern by Artists Alley is a "funny phrase" subversive design Approximately 9.8" x 11.9" on 14-count...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:137w x 166
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, OCD Christmas by Artists Alley
OCD Christmas
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley
"OCD Christmas" by Artists Alley is a detailed holiday-themed cross-stitch pattern featuring vibrant, meticulously ordered scenes typical...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:84w x 40
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Super Mom by Iris Originals
Super Mom
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Moms are truly super - great chart to finish for "your" Mom - or for yourself.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:108w x 160
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:16 DMC or Anchor
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sour Puss by Artists Alley
Sour Puss
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:80w x 106
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, If Unbearable by Stitchy Prose
If Unbearable
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchy Prose
A perfect stitch for somebody that needs a little more than the average Snickers Bar. "If unbearable, please go to the...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:80w x 288
Fabric:32ct. Linen Silvery Moon
Floss:Classic Colorworks, DMC
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A Positive Sign by The Stitcherhood
A Positive Sign
a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood
A Positive Sign, a humorous, easy and fun cross stitch design! Model stitched on 14 count fiddler oatmeal Aida cross stitch fabric and...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:86w x 116
Fabric:14ct. Aida
Floss:DMC #3799
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Kitty Approved by Artists Alley
Kitty Approved
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley
"Kitty Approved" by Artists Alley is a counted cross-stitch pattern featuring a charming, detailed feline design. 14-count Aida fabric...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:165w x 134
Fabric:14ct. Aida Ice Blue
Floss:DMC
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A Stitcher's Mantra by Dear Sukie
A Stitcher's Mantra
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Dear Sukie
A Stitcher's Mantra! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count 145 x 107. Stitched with DMC floss on 18ct. White Aida. Black and White...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:145w x 107
Fabric:18ct. Aida White
Floss:5 Colours of DMC Thread
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Your Problem/Duct Tape by X's & Oh's
Your Problem/Duct Tape
a Cross Stitch Pattern by X's & Oh's
"I'm already envisioning the duct tape over your mouth..." "I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce..." Model...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:119w x 89
Fabric:28ct. Jobelan Water Cress
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Your Attitude... by Sue Hillis Designs
Your Attitude...
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs
This spirited pattern set features three playful sayings—“She’s got that girl boss hustle,” “Get stuff done,” and “Alexa, skip to...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:63w x 95
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC Floss
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Grumpy Sleep by Artists Alley
Grumpy Sleep
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:86w x 149
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Let It Snow (Somewhere Else) by X's & Oh's
Let It Snow (Somewhere Else)
a Cross Stitch Pattern by X's & Oh's
Pattern Details:
Fabric:0
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Coffeeless? by Pine Glen Designs
Coffeeless?
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Pine Glen Designs
Do people insist upon asking you questions that you can't possibly answer or trying to get you to do things before your first cup of...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:84w x 121
Fabric:14ct. Aida
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Possible by Amy Bruecken Designs
Possible
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Amy Bruecken Designs
Pattern Details:
Fabric:0
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, The Witch is In by Artists Alley
The Witch is In
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:116w x 80
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Rise & Whine by X's & Oh's
Rise & Whine
a Cross Stitch Pattern by X's & Oh's
Pattern Details:
Fabric:0
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Cabin Rules by Pickle Barrel Designs
Cabin Rules
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Pickle Barrel Designs
Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count 86w x 116h. A cute saying for a cozy cabin that says: Cabin Rules: Match a sunrise, Go...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:86w x 116
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC Floss and Weeks Dye Works
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Cute but Psycho by Kiokiz
Cute but Psycho
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kiokiz
Pattern Details:
Size:55 x 48 stitches
Fabric:0
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Grumpy Sign by Artists Alley
Grumpy Sign
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:174w x 101
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Why Worry? by X's & Oh's
Why Worry?
a Cross Stitch Pattern by X's & Oh's
"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol!" Model stitched on 28 ct Antique white Jobelan using DMC floss. Stitch count 93x60.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:93w x 60
Fabric:28ct. Jobelan Antique White
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, No Solicitors by Artists Alley
No Solicitors
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley
No Solicitors Violators will be sacrificed to the Old Gods Not the new
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:150w x 151
Fabric:14ct. Aida Ice Blue
Floss:DMC
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Kitty Approved 2 by Artists Alley
Kitty Approved 2
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley
a counted cross-stitch design featuring a cat-themed subject, available as a physical pattern leaflet. It is characterized as a detailed...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:225w x 134
Fabric:14ct. Aida Ice Blue
Floss:DMC
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Make Me Shine by X's & Oh's
Make Me Shine
a Cross Stitch Pattern by X's & Oh's
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:101w x 161
Fabric:28ct. Jobelan Ivory
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Things in Life by White Willow Stitching
Things in Life
a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching
Things in Life is a fun and sassy cross stitch Backstitching is required but no fractional stitches makes it perfect for any fabric count....
Pattern Details:
Fabric:0
Floss:16 DMC floss colors
Designer:Jamie Larson
$10.50
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