Funny Phrases Cross Stitch Patterns

Need a laugh stitch? Choose a funny phrase cross stitch with clean lettering and simple borders. Finish a small for a desk or housewarming gift.
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Good Morning by Amy Bruecken Designs
Good Morning
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Amy Bruecken Designs
Cross stitch pattern from Amy Bruecken Designs featuring the phrase "Here we go again. I mean...Good Morning"! Model stitched on Picture...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:191w x 80
Fabric:28ct. Linen Vintage Country Mocha
Floss:Weeks Dye Works
$14.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Always Be by X's & Oh's
Always Be
a Cross Stitch Pattern by X's & Oh's
Cross stitch pattern from Xs And Ohs featuring a butterfly with the phrase "Always be a butterfly 'cause being a caterpillar...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:128w x 86
Fabric:28ct. Linen Ice Blue
Floss:DMC
$14.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Starve by White Willow Stitching
Starve
a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching
A little subversive humor most mothers feel. Well now you can cross stitch it and hang it in your kitchen! Starve is designed using only...
Pattern Details:
Floss:20 skeins DMC #310
Designer:Jamie Larson
$14.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, When The Shoe Fit by Keslyn's
When The Shoe Fit
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Keslyn's
Cross stitch pattern from Keslyn's featuring a witch's shoes and hat with the phrase "When the shoe fits, buy the hat"! Pattern is...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:115w x 110
Fabric:28ct. Linen Peaceful Purple
Floss:DMC
$14.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Spite & Caffeine by Rebel Stitcher Designs
Spite & Caffeine
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rebel Stitcher Designs
Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 191w x 91h. Stitched on 40ct. White Mustard Linen by XJuDesign using Cottage Garden Threads. ...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:191w x 91
Fabric:40ct. Linen Antique White
Floss:Cottage Garden Threads
$15.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Be A Unicorn by Iris Originals
Be A Unicorn
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Whimsical thought, maybe you'd rather be a unicorn. Cute unicorn to stitch for child's room.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:112w x 140
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:16 colors ANC or DMC
$15.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Fab Frog by Rebel Stitcher Designs
Fab Frog
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rebel Stitcher Designs
Cross stitch pattern from Rebel Stitcher featuring a frog in underpants with an umbrella and the phrase "Stay weird and...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:129w x 145
Fabric:32ct. Linen Silvery Moon
Floss:DMC, Classic Color Works
$15.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Pants by Rebel Stitcher Designs
Pants
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rebel Stitcher Designs
This is a printed cross stitch pattern by Rebel Stitcher Designs. It features a whimsical design that says 'I can't decide what pants to...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:136w x 99
Fabric:40ct. Linen
Floss:Classic Color Works
$15.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Before My Morning Coffee by Artecy Cross Stitch
Before My Morning Coffee
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch
This counted cross stitch pattern of Roosevelt the cat was designed from the beautiful artwork of Gail Gastfield. Only full cross stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:198w x 230
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:58 DMC colors
$15.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Happy Face by Artecy Cross Stitch
Happy Face
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch
This counted cross stitch pattern was designed from the beautiful artwork of Gail Gastfield. Only full cross stitches are used in this...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:192w x 197
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:40 DMC colors
$15.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Too Much Food by Artecy Cross Stitch
Too Much Food
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch
This counted cross stitch pattern of Roosevelt the cat was designed from the beautiful artwork of Gail Gastfield. Only full cross stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:178w x 211
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:59 DMC colors
$15.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I May Rise by Artecy Cross Stitch
I May Rise
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch
This counted cross stitch pattern of Roosevelt the cat was designed from the beautiful artwork of Gail Gastfield. Only full cross stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:184w x 230
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:46 DMC colors
$15.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Toilet Paper Fun by Artecy Cross Stitch
Toilet Paper Fun
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch
This counted cross stitch pattern was designed from the beautiful artwork of Gail Gastfield. Only full cross stitches are used in this...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:230w x 221
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:55 DMC colors
$15.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Exercise Plan by Artecy Cross Stitch
Exercise Plan
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch
This counted cross stitch pattern of Roosevelt the cat was designed from the beautiful artwork of Gail Gastfield. Only full cross stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:212w x 230
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:50 DMC colors
$15.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, She Who MUST Be Obeyed by Artecy Cross Stitch
She Who MUST Be Obeyed
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch
This counted cross stitch pattern was designed from the beautiful artwork of Gail Gastfield. Only full cross stitches are used in this...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:148w x 148
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:38 DMC colors
$15.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, All You Need is Coffee by Alessandra Adelaide Needleworks
All You Need is Coffee
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Alessandra Adelaide Needleworks
All you need is ... coffee aroma, coffee scent, coffee taste, coffee strength ... Coffee! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 127...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:127w x 132
Fabric:18ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
$16.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Market Fresh Puns by Cross Stitch Wonders
Market Fresh Puns
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
Five great Market Fresh Puns. Each is also available in single design leaflets. Counted cross stitch patterns. Stitch count within: 100 x...
Pattern Details:
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
$18.00
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