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Funny Phrases Cross Stitch Patterns
Need a laugh stitch? Choose a funny phrase cross stitch with clean lettering and simple borders. Finish a small for a desk or housewarming gift.
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Sheet-Faced
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Artists Alley
A cheeky, modern design with a bold sense of humor. Featuring an adorably unapologetic character and the phrase “Let’s get sheet-faced,”...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
65w x 49
Fabric:
14ct. Aida Lambswool
Floss:
DMC Floss
On Sale:
$8.49
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Shiver Me Timbers
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sue Hillis Designs
Part of the Pirates series. Arrrrhh - Shiver me timbers! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 99w x 125h. Model was stitched on...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
99w x 125
Fabric:
14ct. Aida Pewter
Floss:
DMC Floss
On Sale:
$7.65
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Shuts A Door
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
This design oozes attitude and charm, combining classic black and white aesthetics with cheeky wit. Once stitched, hang it on your wall as...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 128
Fabric:
14ct. Aida Black
Floss:
1 DMC floss colors
Multiple styles available
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$5.95
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Singing Like Nobody's Listening
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Kooler Design Studio
Our red hat lady sings as if nobody's listening! This whimsical design is sure to brighten up your day. Lovely for any counted cross-stitch...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
101w x 131
Fabric:
14ct. Aida white
Floss:
DMC
Multiple styles available
On Sale:
$10.99
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Snow-Woman's Work
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
A woman knows this is so true!
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
158w x 92
Fabric:
28ct. Linen Icelandic Blue
Floss:
DMC Floss
On Sale:
$5.95
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Tacos & More Mini Cross Stitch Pattern
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by PinoyStitch
Stitch & a Hoop Pattern: Tacos & More Mini Cross Stitch Pattern Design Source: Pinoy Stitch DMC Floss...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 74
Floss:
DMC Floss Colors: 15
Designer:
PinoyStitch
Multiple styles available
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$7.19
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Underestimate Me
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
This black and white design by Mary Engelbreit brings some fun and wit to your stitching. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 95...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
95w x 118
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
3 DMC colors
Multiple styles available
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$5.95
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When The Shoe Fit
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Keslyn's
Cross stitch pattern from Keslyn's featuring a witch's shoes and hat with the phrase "When the shoe fits, buy the hat"! Pattern is...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
115w x 110
Fabric:
28ct. Linen Peaceful Purple
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$12.29
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Wicked Witch & Grumpy Toad
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Waxing Moon Designs
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
126w x 107
On Sale:
$6.79
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Younger
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
Don't we all wish we get older while looking younger?! This Mary Engelbreit design is the perfect project to gift to a friend or family...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 143
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
19 DMC floss colors
On Sale:
$5.95
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Your Opinion
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
Your Opinion" is for the unapologetically bold! Featuring a confident woman with one hand on her hip and the other dismissively raised,...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
97w x 125
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
3 DMC floss colors
Multiple styles available
On Sale:
$7.65
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