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Sassy Threads Series I - I'm Not Weird I'm Limited Edition
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Celebrate what makes you unique with this bright and uplifting design! A fun reminder that you're not weird—you're simply one of a kind and...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
109w x 160
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
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Sassy Threads Series I - Ugliness can be fixed. Stupidity is forever.
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A little sarcastic, a little sassy, and guaranteed to get a laugh! This witty design is perfect for anyone who appreciates sharp humor and...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
109w x 160
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
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Sassy Threads Series II - Be a Stiletto in Room of Flats
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Stand out from the crowd with this fun and empowering design featuring the inspiring reminder to "Be a Stiletto in a Room of Flats." A...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
140w x 99
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
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Sassy Threads Series II - I'm Just a Person Standing in Front of a Salad Asking it to Be a Donut
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Life's toughest decisions are sometimes the sweetest! This humorous design is perfect for anyone who has ever wished a salad would...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
140w x 99
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
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$5.95
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Sassy Threads Series II - Looks Aren't Everything But I Have Them Just in Case
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
For the beauty lovers who know mascara solves almost everything! This fun and fashionable design is perfect for anyone who believes life's...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
140w x 99
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
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$5.95
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Life Is What Happens Between Coffee And Beer
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great LIFE IS WHAT HAPPENS BETWEEN COFFEE AND BEER saying/phrase design. Designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 80 stitches wide by 128...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
80w x 128
Fabric:
16ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$5.09
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Farmers Market - Practice What You Peach
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Farm Market Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 78 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Cross Stitch Wonders
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$3.79
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I Just Want To Drink .... CRAFT and Take Naps
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any CRAFTING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... CRAFT and Take Naps! Included...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 90
Fabric:
14ct. aida white
Floss:
DMC
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$5.95
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Smile S'more
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great S'MORE / CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Licensed Artwork by Sanquentti...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
79w x 100
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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Life Update Still Love Dogs People Not So Much
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
ADORABLE DOG Saying by Marcia Manning. Original Art by Funky Frog Creative Designs. Design is 110 stitches wide by 128 stitches high.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
110w x 128
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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I Lose Everything But Weight
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great WEIGHT saying in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Original art by Anastasia Feya. This design...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
148w x 198
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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2020 Is Elfed Up
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A PERFECT summery of 2020, is this cute Christmas Saying counted cross stitch design. Cross Stitch design by Marcia Manning. Design is 64...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
64w x 80
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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Official Cookie Tester
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great HOLIDAY Phrase/Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Licensed artwork by Sanquentti Design....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
106w x 100
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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Farmers Market - It Takes Two To Mango
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Farm Market Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 100 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Cross Stitch Wonders
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$3.79
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What The Elf
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Fun Christmas Saying counted cross stitch design! Cross Stitch design by Marcia Manning. Design is 114 stitches wide by 120 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
114w x 120
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
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$3.79
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Carpe Vino - Seize The Wine
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Carpe Vino Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive Artwork by Sanquentti...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
147w x 100
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
On Sale:
$3.79
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Why Men Fish
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sue Hillis Designs
Why do men fish? Because they’re utterly enchanted by a particular mermaid’s allure! In this fun-sized design, a flirtatious mermaid holds...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
55w x 75
Fabric:
14ct. Aida Ice Blue
Floss:
DMC Floss
On Sale:
$6.79
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Campers Have S'more Fun
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great CAMPER Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design. Design is...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
124w x 100
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
On Sale:
$3.79
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I Love Camping ... Drinking Outside
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great CAMPING / DRINKING saying in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Original artwork by Tara Reed...
Pattern Details:
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
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$3.79
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Valentine Gnome - Roses are Red ... BEER!
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Designed from exclusive licensed artwork by Art Matters Designs. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 98 x 128. Model stitched on...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 128
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
15 DMC colors
On Sale:
$6.79
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Coffee Drinker ... Camping Problem
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great COFFEE/CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
132w x 108
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
Sulky 12 Wt. Cotton Petites™
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$3.79
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Life Update Still Love Cats People Not So Much
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
PURRFECT! ADORABLE CAT Saying by Marcia Manning. Original Art by Funky Frog Creative Designs. Design is 110 stitches wide by 128 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
110w x 128
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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Queen of Quite a Lot
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by The Scarlett House
Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 111 x 66. Model stitched on 40ct Legacy linen by Picture This Plus using DMC floss. We do not...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
111w x 66
Fabric:
40ct. Linen
Floss:
6 DMC colors
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$5.60
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Imagine a world where FABRIC is FREE and CROSS STITCH makes you THIN
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Imagine a world where FABRIC is FREE and CROSS STITCH makes you THIN! An awesome saying that surely makes one smile. :-) Original...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
228w x 150
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
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$8.49
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Ohh Deer Christmas is Here
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great HOLIDAY Phrase/Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Licensed artwork by Sanquentti Design....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
99w x 99
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$3.79
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A Cat Saying - Show Me Your Kitties
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
An Adorable CAT SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 82 stitches wide by 97 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
82w x 97
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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Valentine Gnome Roses Are Red ... WINE!
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A wonderful Valentine GNOME Roses Are Red ... WINE! counted cross stitch design. Marcia Manning designed this from exclusive licensed...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 128
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$6.79
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If you keep a glass of WINE in each hand, you can't touch your face.
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great WINE saying with wearing a mask for Covid in mind! IF YOU KEEP A GLASS OF WINE IN EACH HAND, YOU CAN'T TOUCH YOUR FACE counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
180w x 116
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$5.09
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A Black Belt is a White Belt who never QUIT
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great TAEKWONDO Phrase/Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Semi Exclusive Licensed artwork by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
87w x 100
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
Sulky 12 Wt. Cotton Petites™
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$3.79
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Sassy Fun Mom - Mama Needs A Beer
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Sassy Fun Mom Words Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this Sassy Fun Mom cross stitch design from artwork by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 78
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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I Just Want To Drink .... CROCHET and Take Naps
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any CROCHETING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... CROCHET and Take Naps!...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 900
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
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$5.95
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If you keep a BEER in each hand, you can't touch your face.
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great BEER saying with wearing a mask for Covid in mind! IF YOU KEEP A BEER IN EACH HAND, YOU CAN'T TOUCH YOUR FACE counted cross stitch...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
180w x 96
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$5.09
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I Just Want To Drink .... GO FISHING and Take Naps
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any FISHING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Beer (or Coffee, Tea, Wine, Cocktails) GO FISHING and Take Naps! Included...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 90
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
On Sale:
$5.95
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Sassy Fun Mom - May Your Coffee ...
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Sassy Fun Mom Words Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this Sassy Fun Mom cross stitch design from artwork by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
94w x 100
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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A Funny Saying - More BOOS Please
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A FUNNY HALLOWEEN / DRINKING SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 98 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 77
Fabric:
14ct. aida white
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$3.79
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Laundry....Again?
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by New York Dreamer
Laundry - the never ending cycle. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 115 x 90. Model stitched on 32ct Cocoa linen by Weeks Dye...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
115w x 90
Fabric:
32ct. Linen Natural Light
Floss:
9 DMC colors
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$9.80
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I Just Want To Drink .... GO HUNTING and Take Naps
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any HUNTING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... GO HUNTING and Take Naps!...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 90
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
On Sale:
$6.79
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Time To Get Lit
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great TIME TO GET LIT saying in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Original artwork by Tara Reed...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
118w x 135
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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See Ya Later Educator
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A School's Out design. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 100 x 89. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss. Chart is...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 89
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
4 DMC colors
On Sale:
$3.79
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Don't Give A Sip
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive Artwork by Sanquentti Design. Design is...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
105w x 100
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
On Sale:
$3.79
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Hey Hey Hey Ho Ho Ho 2020 It's Gotta Go
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A PERFECT summery of 2020, is this cute Christmas Saying counted cross stitch design. Cross Stitch design by Marcia Manning. Design is 79...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
79w x 76
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
On Sale:
$3.79
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Sassy Fun Mom - Messy Bun ....
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Sassy Fun Mom Words Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this Sassy Fun Mom cross stitch design from artwork by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
99w x 89
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$3.79
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I Just Want To Drink .... GARDEN and Take Naps
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any GARDENING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... GARDEN and Take Naps!...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 90
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
On Sale:
$5.95
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Schools Out - Goodbye Lesson Plan Hello Sun Tan
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great SCHOOLS OUT Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 98 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 96
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$3.79
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Schools Out - The End Is Near #hellosummer
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great SCHOOLS OUT Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 96 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
96w x 98
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$3.79
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My Drinking Friends ... Fishing Problem
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great FRIENDS/DRINKING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Design is 135 stitches wide by 98 stitches high. Included is a large/easy...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
135w x 98
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$3.79
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I Just Want To Drink .... GO CAMPING and Take Naps
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any CAMPING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails (or Coffee, Beer, Wine, Tea) GO CAMPING and Take Naps! Included...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 90
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
On Sale:
$5.95
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My Drinking Friends ... Camping Problem
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great FRIENDS/CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
130w x 98
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$3.79
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A MUGnificent Stitch - ANOTHER WINE DRINKER WITH A CAMPING PROBLEM
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great WINE / FRIEND / CAMPING SAYING design with a plaid background in our A MUGnificent Stitch Series of counted cross stitch designs!...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
154w x 156
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$5.95
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Market Fresh Puns
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Five great Market Fresh Puns. Each is also available in single design leaflets. Counted cross stitch patterns. Stitch count within: 100 x...
Pattern Details:
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
On Sale:
$15.29
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