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Funny Phrases Cross Stitch Patterns
Need a laugh stitch? Choose a funny phrase cross stitch with clean lettering and simple borders. Finish a small for a desk or housewarming gift.
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Market Fresh Puns
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Five great Market Fresh Puns. Each is also available in single design leaflets. Counted cross stitch patterns. Stitch count within: 100 x...
Pattern Details:
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
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$15.29
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Laundry....Again?
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by New York Dreamer
Laundry - the never ending cycle. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 115 x 90. Model stitched on 32ct Cocoa linen by Weeks Dye...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
115w x 90
Fabric:
32ct. Linen Natural Light
Floss:
9 DMC colors
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$9.80
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Dorothy's Discovery
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Silver Creek Samplers
"The power is there whenever you choose, it's found in the heart not in your shoes." Order stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Angel Hair...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
149w x 71
Fabric:
32ct. Linen
Floss:
DMC, WDW & GA
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$9.35
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Bathroom Concierge Kitty Cat
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Add a little humor to your bathroom with this adorable design featuring a curious cat and a message every cat owner knows is all too true....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
96w x 96
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
17 DMC colors
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$8.49
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Ring the Bell
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Artists Alley
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
131w x 75
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$8.49
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Imagine a world where FABRIC is FREE and CROSS STITCH makes you THIN
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Imagine a world where FABRIC is FREE and CROSS STITCH makes you THIN! An awesome saying that surely makes one smile. :-) Original...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
228w x 150
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
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$8.49
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Wine Gnome
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
This awesome WINE GNOME is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from licensed...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
130w x 116
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
On Sale:
$6.79
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To Gno-Me...
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sue Hillis Designs
To gno-me is to love me. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a 5 inch by 7 inch frame. Heart button...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
60w x 90
Fabric:
14ct. Aida Mystic Grey
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$6.79
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Margarita Gnome
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
This adorable MARGARITA GNOME is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
130w x 117
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
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$6.79
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Bloody Mary Gnome
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
This adorable BLOODY MARY GNOME is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
148w x 117
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
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$6.79
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Ms. Beer Gnome
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
MS. BEER GNOME is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from licensed artwork. Full...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
145w x 115
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
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$6.79
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Mr. Beer Gnome
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
MR. BEER GNOME is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from licensed artwork. Full...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
128w x 115
Fabric:
14ct. Aida
Floss:
DMC
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$6.79
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Why Men Fish
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sue Hillis Designs
Why do men fish? Because they’re utterly enchanted by a particular mermaid’s allure! In this fun-sized design, a flirtatious mermaid holds...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
55w x 75
Fabric:
14ct. Aida Ice Blue
Floss:
DMC Floss
On Sale:
$6.79
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Valentine Gnome - Roses are Red ... BEER!
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Designed from exclusive licensed artwork by Art Matters Designs. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 98 x 128. Model stitched on...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 128
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
15 DMC colors
On Sale:
$6.79
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Valentine Gnome Roses Are Red ... WINE!
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A wonderful Valentine GNOME Roses Are Red ... WINE! counted cross stitch design. Marcia Manning designed this from exclusive licensed...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 128
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$6.79
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I Just Want To Drink .... GO HUNTING and Take Naps
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any HUNTING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... GO HUNTING and Take Naps!...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 90
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
On Sale:
$6.79
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Pillow Chat - GARDEN TRIO I
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Pillow Chat Series - GARDEN TRIO I. Three wonderful Garden / Plant themed designs. Full - coverall size is 54 stitches by 54 stitches....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
54w x 54
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
On Sale:
$6.79
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Pillow Chat - GARDEN TRIO II
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Pillow Chat Series - GARDEN TRIO II. Three wonderful Garden / Plant themed designs. Full - coverall size is 54 stitches by 54 stitches....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
54w x 54
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
On Sale:
$6.79
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Pillow Chat - GARDEN TRIO III
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Pillow Chat Series - GARDEN TRIO III. Three wonderful Garden / Plant themed designs. Full - coverall size is 54 stitches by 54 stitches....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
54w x 54
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
On Sale:
$6.79
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Pillow Chat - PLANTS TRIO
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Pillow Chat Series - PLANTS TRIO. 3 wonderful Plants themed designs. Full - coverall size is 54 stitches by 54 stitches. Suggestion is if...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
54w x 54
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
On Sale:
$6.79
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Christmas with my GNOMIES
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Very Cute! Christmas with my GNOMIES in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from original artwork by BlackCatsMedia. Full...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
125w x 396
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$6.79
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Teardrop Ornament - Life Is Better In A Hot Tub
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
From our Teardrop Ornament Series is LIFE IS BETTER IN A HOT TUB! Design is 39 stitches wide by 55 stitches high and designed by Marcia...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
39w x 55
Fabric:
14ct. Perforated Paper White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$6.79
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Sassy Threads Series I - Hold On Let Me Over Think This
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
For anyone whose brain never seems to hit the pause button, this witty design perfectly captures the art of overthinking. Counted cross...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
109w x 160
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
8 DMC colors
On Sale:
$5.95
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Sassy Threads Series I - Sorry! I Don't Take Orders I Barely Take Suggestions
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
For those who prefer to do things their own way, this witty design delivers plenty of sass and humor. Counted cross stitch pattern....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
109w x 160
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
7 DMC colors
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$5.95
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I Just Want To Drink .... CROSS STITCH and Take Naps
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A wonderful saying for any CROSS STITCH enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Coffee (or Beer, Tea, Wine, Cocktails) CROSS STITCH and Take Naps!...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 90
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$5.95
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I Just Want To Drink .... READ BOOKS and Take Naps
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any READING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Tea (or Coffee, Beer, Wine, Cocktails) READ BOOKS and Take Naps! Included...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 90
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$5.95
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OMG They Got Me a Whole Tree
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 63 x 78. Model stitched on 14ct fabric using DMC floss. Great project for perforated paper,...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
63w x 78
Fabric:
14ct. Aida Vintage Blue Whisper
Floss:
7 DMC colors
On Sale:
$5.95
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A MUGnificent Stitch - YES, I DO HAVE A RETIREMENT PLAN I PLAN ON CAMPING
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great RETIREMENT / CAMPING SAYING design with a plaid background in our A MUGnificent Stitch Series of counted cross stitch designs!...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
154w x 156
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
On Sale:
$5.95
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Sassy Threads Series I - Be Happy it Drives People Crazy
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A colorful reminder to choose happiness and let go of what others think. This uplifting design is perfect for anyone who embraces life with...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
109w x 160
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
On Sale:
$5.95
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Sassy Threads Series I - Born to Argue
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
For those who always have a comeback ready, this colorful and humorous design is perfect for anyone who proudly admits they were simply...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
109w x 160
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
On Sale:
$5.95
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Sassy Threads Series I - Caution I Have No Filter
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
For those who proudly speak their mind, this playful design features a bold "I Have No Filter" warning that's perfect for adding a little...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
109w x 160
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
On Sale:
$5.95
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Sassy Threads Series I - I Run a Tight Shipwreck
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
For anyone who's ever felt like they're barely keeping it together, this nautical-inspired design delivers the perfect dose of humor. A fun...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
109w x 160
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
On Sale:
$5.95
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Sassy Threads Series I - I'm Not Weird I'm Limited Edition
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Celebrate what makes you unique with this bright and uplifting design! A fun reminder that you're not weird—you're simply one of a kind and...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
109w x 160
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
On Sale:
$5.95
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Sassy Threads Series I - Ugliness can be fixed. Stupidity is forever.
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A little sarcastic, a little sassy, and guaranteed to get a laugh! This witty design is perfect for anyone who appreciates sharp humor and...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
109w x 160
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
On Sale:
$5.95
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Sassy Threads Series II - Be a Stiletto in Room of Flats
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Stand out from the crowd with this fun and empowering design featuring the inspiring reminder to "Be a Stiletto in a Room of Flats." A...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
140w x 99
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
On Sale:
$5.95
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Sassy Threads Series II - I'm Just a Person Standing in Front of a Salad Asking it to Be a Donut
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Life's toughest decisions are sometimes the sweetest! This humorous design is perfect for anyone who has ever wished a salad would...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
140w x 99
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
On Sale:
$5.95
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Sassy Threads Series II - Looks Aren't Everything But I Have Them Just in Case
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
For the beauty lovers who know mascara solves almost everything! This fun and fashionable design is perfect for anyone who believes life's...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
140w x 99
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
On Sale:
$5.95
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I Just Want To Drink .... CRAFT and Take Naps
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any CRAFTING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... CRAFT and Take Naps! Included...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 90
Fabric:
14ct. aida white
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$5.95
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I Just Want To Drink .... CROCHET and Take Naps
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any CROCHETING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... CROCHET and Take Naps!...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 900
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
On Sale:
$5.95
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I Just Want To Drink .... GO FISHING and Take Naps
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any FISHING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Beer (or Coffee, Tea, Wine, Cocktails) GO FISHING and Take Naps! Included...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 90
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
On Sale:
$5.95
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I Just Want To Drink .... GARDEN and Take Naps
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any GARDENING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... GARDEN and Take Naps!...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 90
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
On Sale:
$5.95
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I Just Want To Drink .... GO CAMPING and Take Naps
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any CAMPING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails (or Coffee, Beer, Wine, Tea) GO CAMPING and Take Naps! Included...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 90
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
On Sale:
$5.95
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A MUGnificent Stitch - ANOTHER WINE DRINKER WITH A CAMPING PROBLEM
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great WINE / FRIEND / CAMPING SAYING design with a plaid background in our A MUGnificent Stitch Series of counted cross stitch designs!...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
154w x 156
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$5.95
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I Just Want To Drink .... GAMBLE and Take Naps
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any GAMBLING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... GAMBLE and Take Naps!...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 90
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
On Sale:
$5.95
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I Just Want To Drink .... SAVE ANIMALS and Take Naps
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any ANIMAL / RESCUE / SHELTER enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Wine (or Coffee, Beer, Tea, Cocktails) SAVE ANIMALS and...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 90
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
On Sale:
$5.95
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A MUGnificent Stitch - MY DRINKING FRIENDS HAVE A CAMPING PROBLEM 2
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great DRINKING / FRIEND / CAMPING SAYING design with a plaid background in our A MUGnificent Stitch Series of counted cross stitch...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
154w x 156
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$5.95
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A MUGnificent Stitch - MY DRINKING FRIENDS HAVE A CAMPING PROBLEM
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great DRINKING / FRIEND / CAMPING SAYING design with a plaid background in our A MUGnificent Stitch Series of counted cross stitch...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
154w x 156
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$5.95
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A MUGnificent Stitch - Peas Be Kind to Others
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Beautiful FARMERS MARKET THEME SAYING design in our A MUGnificent Stitch Series of counted cross stitch designs! PEAS BE KIND TO OTHERS...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
154w x 156
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$5.95
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Sassy Threads Series I - Eye Rolling is My Cardio
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Perfect for anyone fluent in sarcasm, this colorful design features the hilarious phrase, "Eye Rolling Is My Cardio." A fun stitch that's...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
109w x 160
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
On Sale:
$5.95
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Sassy Threads Series I - It's a Beautiful Day to Leave Me Alone
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A cheerful reminder to embrace each day with a positive outlook, this uplifting design encourages you to focus on the sunshine and leave...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
109w x 160
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
On Sale:
$5.95
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