Funny Phrases Cross Stitch Patterns

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Roses are Red Violets are Blue ... Poo by Cross Stitch Wonders
Roses are Red Violets are Blue ... Poo
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
It's a sweet, humorous thank-you note from your furry friend—perfectly capturing that adorable blend of love and, well… responsibility....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:118w x 139
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss
On Sale:$5.09
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Help! There's a Cat in my Lap and I Can't Get Up! by Cross Stitch Wonders
Help! There's a Cat in my Lap and I Can't Get Up!
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
This playful pattern features a sweet, sleeping kitty positioned atop the bold phrase, making it both a laugh-out-loud conversation starter...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:80w x 98
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:3 DMC colors
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Life Is Better With Cats by Cross Stitch Wonders
Life Is Better With Cats
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
Let your devotion to whiskers and purrs shine in every stitch! This delightful pattern spells out a heartfelt truth with playfulness—Life...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:98w x 108
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Beware the Cat by Artists Alley
Beware the Cat
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley
Features a sleek black kitty riding high on a broomstick, tail in the air and attitude to spare. Stitched alongside playful lettering, this...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:192w x 156
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:8 DMC colors
On Sale:$8.49
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A Cat Saying - I Wanna Be A Stay At Home Cat Mom by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Cat Saying - I Wanna Be A Stay At Home Cat Mom
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
An Adorable CAT SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 114 stitches wide by 56...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:114w x 56
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Home Is Where The Cat Is by Kitty & Me Designs
Home Is Where The Cat Is
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kitty & Me Designs
A gentle and heartwarming design celebrating the quiet magic of home. Featuring a sweet cat’s face framed by soft florals and the...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:157w x 110
Fabric:28ct. Lugana White
Floss:DMC Floss
On Sale:$10.85
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A Cat Saying - Major Cattitude by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Cat Saying - Major Cattitude
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
An Adorable CAT SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 98 stitches wide by 95 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:98w x 95
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, It's The Cat's House We Just Pay The Mortgage by Cross Stitch Wonders
It's The Cat's House We Just Pay The Mortgage
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
PURRFECT! ADORABLE CAT Saying by Marcia Manning. Original Art by Funky Frog Creative Designs. Design is 116 stitches wide by 138 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:116w x 138
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Happiness on the Couch by Romy's Creations
Happiness on the Couch
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Romy's Creations
A cozy, feel-good design for anyone who knows true happiness involves comfort and a little downtime. This playful pattern features an...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:110w x 50
Fabric:32ct. Linen Vintage Country Mocha
Floss:DMC Floss
On Sale:$10.19
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Before My Morning Coffee by Artecy Cross Stitch
Before My Morning Coffee
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch
This counted cross stitch pattern of Roosevelt the cat was designed from the beautiful artwork of Gail Gastfield. Only full cross stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:198w x 230
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:58 DMC colors
On Sale:$13.55
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Cross Stitch Patterns, My Cat Thinks I'm Cool by Cross Stitch Wonders
My Cat Thinks I'm Cool
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
My Cat Thinks I'm Cool She's Very Wise. (omit the S in she if you have a male cat) :-) A GREAT CAT SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:160w x 155
Fabric:16ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
On Sale:$5.09
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Happy Face by Artecy Cross Stitch
Happy Face
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch
This counted cross stitch pattern was designed from the beautiful artwork of Gail Gastfield. Only full cross stitches are used in this...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:192w x 197
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:40 DMC colors
On Sale:$13.55
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Queen of Quite a Lot by The Scarlett House
Queen of Quite a Lot
a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Scarlett House
Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 111 x 66. Model stitched on 40ct Legacy linen by Picture This Plus using DMC floss. We do not...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:111w x 66
Fabric:40ct. Linen
Floss:6 DMC colors
On Sale:$5.60
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A Cat Saying - Show Me Your Kitties by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Cat Saying - Show Me Your Kitties
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
An Adorable CAT SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 82 stitches wide by 97 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:82w x 97
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Too Much Food by Artecy Cross Stitch
Too Much Food
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch
This counted cross stitch pattern of Roosevelt the cat was designed from the beautiful artwork of Gail Gastfield. Only full cross stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:178w x 211
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:59 DMC colors
On Sale:$13.55
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I May Rise by Artecy Cross Stitch
I May Rise
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch
This counted cross stitch pattern of Roosevelt the cat was designed from the beautiful artwork of Gail Gastfield. Only full cross stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:184w x 230
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:46 DMC colors
On Sale:$13.55
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Toilet Paper Fun by Artecy Cross Stitch
Toilet Paper Fun
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch
This counted cross stitch pattern was designed from the beautiful artwork of Gail Gastfield. Only full cross stitches are used in this...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:230w x 221
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:55 DMC colors
On Sale:$13.55
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Kitty Approved by Artists Alley
Kitty Approved
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley
"Kitty Approved" by Artists Alley is a counted cross-stitch pattern featuring a charming, detailed feline design. 14-count Aida fabric...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:165w x 134
Fabric:14ct. Aida Ice Blue
Floss:DMC
On Sale:$8.49
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Exercise Plan by Artecy Cross Stitch
Exercise Plan
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch
This counted cross stitch pattern of Roosevelt the cat was designed from the beautiful artwork of Gail Gastfield. Only full cross stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:212w x 230
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:50 DMC colors
On Sale:$13.55
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Laundry....Again? by New York Dreamer
Laundry....Again?
a Cross Stitch Pattern by New York Dreamer
Laundry - the never ending cycle. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 115 x 90. Model stitched on 32ct Cocoa linen by Weeks Dye...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:115w x 90
Fabric:32ct. Linen Natural Light
Floss:9 DMC colors
On Sale:$9.80
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Cross Stitch Patterns, She Who MUST Be Obeyed by Artecy Cross Stitch
She Who MUST Be Obeyed
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch
This counted cross stitch pattern was designed from the beautiful artwork of Gail Gastfield. Only full cross stitches are used in this...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:148w x 148
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:38 DMC colors
On Sale:$13.55
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Grumpy Sign by Artists Alley
Grumpy Sign
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:174w x 101
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
On Sale:$8.49
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Threads Series II - Zero Meows Given by Cross Stitch Wonders
Sassy Threads Series II - Zero Meows Given
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
Perfect for cat lovers with a sassy streak, this playful design features the cheeky phrase "Zero Meows Given." A fun stitch that's sure to...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:140w x 99
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss
On Sale:$5.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Kitty Approved 2 by Artists Alley
Kitty Approved 2
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley
a counted cross-stitch design featuring a cat-themed subject, available as a physical pattern leaflet. It is characterized as a detailed...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:225w x 134
Fabric:14ct. Aida Ice Blue
Floss:DMC
On Sale:$8.49
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