Funny Phrases: Cross Stitch Patterns

Roses are Red Violets are Blue ... Poo

HELP! There's a cat in my lap and I can't get up!

Life Is Better With Cats

Wine Gnome

Camping Without Wine is Just Sitting in the Woods

It's The Cat's House We Just Pay The Mortgage

My Cat Thinks I'm Cool

Life is Too Short for Bad Coffee

Life ... Coffee N' Wine

Dear Santa

Dog - I Wanna Be A Stay At Home Dog Mom

A Cat Saying - I Wanna Be A Stay At Home Cat Mom

Early Bird Coffee

A Cat Saying - I Run on Coffee, Sarcasm And Cats

Beer Drinker ... Camping Problem

I Just Want To Drink .... CROSS STITCH and Take Naps

A Cat Saying - Major Cattitude

A Dog Saying - I Run on Coffee, Sarcasm and Dogs

Dear Santa, It Was the Gnome

A Funny Saying - Alexa, Clean My House

Margarita Gnome

Today's Workout

Bloody Mary Gnome

Oh Quaran-Tree

Schools Out - Teachers Care To The Core

Christmas Ornament - CAT - OMG THEY GOT ME A WHOLE TREE

Farmers Market - You've Guac To Be Kidding Me

OCD ... Camping

I'm Multitasking. I Can Listen, Ignore and Forget at the Same Time

Ms. Beer Gnome

A Dog Saying - My Dog Thinks I'm Cool

I Just Want To Drink .... READ BOOKS and Take Naps

Farmers Market - Peas Be Kind to Others

Mr. Beer Gnome

I'd Exercise ... Wine

A MUGnificent Stitch - YES, I DO HAVE A RETIREMENT PLAN I PLAN ON CAMPING

Wine Drinker ... Camping Problem

Farmers Market - Don't Kale My Vibe

Schools Out - Teacher Off Duty

Life Is What Happens Between Coffee And Beer

Raven - It's Been Foretold

I Just Want To Drink .... CRAFT and Take Naps

Farmers Market - Practice What You Peach

Beer Drinker ... Fishing Problem

Smile S'more

I Lose Everything But Weight

Life Update Still Love Dogs People Not So Much

2020 Is Elfed Up

Farmers Market - It Takes Two To Mango

Valentine Gnome Roses Are Red ... BEER!