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Funny Phrases Cross Stitch Patterns
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Bathroom Concierge Kitty Cat
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Add a little humor to your bathroom with this adorable design featuring a curious cat and a message every cat owner knows is all too true....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
96w x 96
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
17 DMC colors
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$8.49
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A Cat Saying - I Run on Coffee, Sarcasm And Cats
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A GREAT CAT SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 198 stitches wide by 192 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
192w x 198
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
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$5.09
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Sassy Threads Series I - Hold On Let Me Over Think This
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
For anyone whose brain never seems to hit the pause button, this witty design perfectly captures the art of overthinking. Counted cross...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
109w x 160
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
8 DMC colors
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$5.95
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Roses are Red Violets are Blue ... Poo
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
It's a sweet, humorous thank-you note from your furry friend—perfectly capturing that adorable blend of love and, well… responsibility....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
118w x 139
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
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$5.09
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Help! There's a Cat in my Lap and I Can't Get Up!
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
This playful pattern features a sweet, sleeping kitty positioned atop the bold phrase, making it both a laugh-out-loud conversation starter...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
80w x 98
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
3 DMC colors
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$3.79
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Life Is Better With Cats
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Let your devotion to whiskers and purrs shine in every stitch! This delightful pattern spells out a heartfelt truth with playfulness—Life...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 108
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
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$3.79
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Life is Too Short for Bad Coffee
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great COFFEE Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from artwork by Sanquentti Design. Design is 88...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
88w x 100
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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Life ... Coffee N' Wine
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great COFFEE/WINE Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design. ...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
86w x 97
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
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$3.79
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Wine Gnome
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
This awesome WINE GNOME is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from licensed...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
130w x 116
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
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$6.79
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Dear Santa
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 110 x 245. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss. Design is all full cross...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
110w x 245
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
1 DMC color
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$3.79
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Dog - I Wanna Be A Stay At Home Dog Mom
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Let your heart—and hoop—speak for itself with I Wanna Be a Stay at Home Dog Mom! This adorable design features a sweet dog silhouette...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 67
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
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$3.79
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A Cat Saying - I Wanna Be A Stay At Home Cat Mom
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
An Adorable CAT SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 114 stitches wide by 56...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
114w x 56
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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Beer Drinker ... Camping Problem
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great BEER/CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 110
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$3.79
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Sassy Threads Series I - Sorry! I Don't Take Orders I Barely Take Suggestions
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
For those who prefer to do things their own way, this witty design delivers plenty of sass and humor. Counted cross stitch pattern....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
109w x 160
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
7 DMC colors
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$5.95
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A Dog Saying - I Run on Coffee, Sarcasm and Dogs
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A GREAT DOG SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 198 stitches wide by 198 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
198w x 198
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$5.09
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A Cat Saying - Major Cattitude
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
An Adorable CAT SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 98 stitches wide by 95 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 95
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$3.79
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Camping Without Wine is Just Sitting in the Woods
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Camping/Wine saying designed by Marcia Manning. Original artwork by Tara Reed Designs. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
126w x 130
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
4 DMC colors
On Sale:
$3.79
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I Just Want To Drink .... CROSS STITCH and Take Naps
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A wonderful saying for any CROSS STITCH enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Coffee (or Beer, Tea, Wine, Cocktails) CROSS STITCH and Take Naps!...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 90
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$5.95
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To Gno-Me...
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sue Hillis Designs
To gno-me is to love me. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a 5 inch by 7 inch frame. Heart button...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
60w x 90
Fabric:
14ct. Aida Mystic Grey
On Sale:
$6.79
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It's The Cat's House We Just Pay The Mortgage
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
PURRFECT! ADORABLE CAT Saying by Marcia Manning. Original Art by Funky Frog Creative Designs. Design is 116 stitches wide by 138 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
116w x 138
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$3.79
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A Funny Saying - Alexa, Clean My House
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A FUNNY ALEXA SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 159 stitches wide by 119 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
159w x 119
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$3.79
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Dear Santa, It Was the Gnome
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Dear Santa, It was the Gnome! Marcia Manning designed this from original artwork by Black Cats Media. Counted cross stitch pattern....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
144w x 148
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
4 DMC colors
On Sale:
$3.79
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Today's Workout
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Hilarious WINE SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 146 stitches wide by 157...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
146w x 157
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$3.79
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Margarita Gnome
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
This adorable MARGARITA GNOME is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
130w x 117
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
On Sale:
$6.79
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Schools Out - Teachers Care To The Core
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great SCHOOLS OUT Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 98 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 67
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$3.79
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Oh Quaran-Tree
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A PERFECT summery of 2020, is this cute Christmas Saying counted cross stitch design. Cross Stitch design by Marcia Manning. Design is 67...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
67w x 80
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$3.79
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Bloody Mary Gnome
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
This adorable BLOODY MARY GNOME is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
148w x 117
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
On Sale:
$6.79
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OCD ... Camping
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive Artwork by Sanquentti...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
106w x 64
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
On Sale:
$3.79
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My Dog Thinks I'm Cool
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
My Dog Thinks I'm Cool - She's(He's) Very Wise. Licensed artwork by Anastasia Feya. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 160 x 146....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
160w x 146
Fabric:
16ct. Aida White
Floss:
2 DMC colors
On Sale:
$5.09
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Farmers Market - You've Guac To Be Kidding Me
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Farm Market Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 100 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 88
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$3.79
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I'm Multitasking. I Can Listen, Ignore and Forget at the Same Time
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
PURRFECT! ADORABLE CAT Saying by Marcia Manning. Original Art by Funky Frog Creative Designs. Design is 120 stitches wide by 150 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
120w x 150
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$3.79
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Ms. Beer Gnome
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
MS. BEER GNOME is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from licensed artwork. Full...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
145w x 115
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
On Sale:
$6.79
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I Just Want To Drink .... READ BOOKS and Take Naps
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any READING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Tea (or Coffee, Beer, Wine, Cocktails) READ BOOKS and Take Naps! Included...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 90
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$5.95
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OMG They Got Me a Whole Tree
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 63 x 78. Model stitched on 14ct fabric using DMC floss. Great project for perforated paper,...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
63w x 78
Fabric:
14ct. Aida Vintage Blue Whisper
Floss:
7 DMC colors
On Sale:
$5.95
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Farmers Market - Peas Be Kind to Others
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Farm Market Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 98 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 90
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$3.79
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I'd Exercise ... Wine
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great EXERCISE/WINE Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design. ...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
127w x 98
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
On Sale:
$3.79
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My Cat Thinks I'm Cool
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
My Cat Thinks I'm Cool She's Very Wise. (omit the S in she if you have a male cat) :-) A GREAT CAT SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
160w x 155
Fabric:
16ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$5.09
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Wine Drinker ... Camping Problem
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great WINE/CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 150
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$3.79
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A MUGnificent Stitch - YES, I DO HAVE A RETIREMENT PLAN I PLAN ON CAMPING
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great RETIREMENT / CAMPING SAYING design with a plaid background in our A MUGnificent Stitch Series of counted cross stitch designs!...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
154w x 156
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
On Sale:
$5.95
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Mr. Beer Gnome
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
MR. BEER GNOME is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from licensed artwork. Full...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
128w x 115
Fabric:
14ct. Aida
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$6.79
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The Queen
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 105 x 105. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
105w x 105
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
10 DMC colors
On Sale:
$5.09
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Teacher Off Duty
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great School's Out design. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 98 x 68. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss. Chart...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 68
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
3 DMC colors
On Sale:
$3.79
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Sassy Threads Series I - Be Happy it Drives People Crazy
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A colorful reminder to choose happiness and let go of what others think. This uplifting design is perfect for anyone who embraces life with...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
109w x 160
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
On Sale:
$5.95
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Sassy Threads Series I - Born to Argue
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
For those who always have a comeback ready, this colorful and humorous design is perfect for anyone who proudly admits they were simply...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
109w x 160
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
On Sale:
$5.95
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Sassy Threads Series I - Caution I Have No Filter
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
For those who proudly speak their mind, this playful design features a bold "I Have No Filter" warning that's perfect for adding a little...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
109w x 160
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
On Sale:
$5.95
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Sassy Threads Series I - I Run a Tight Shipwreck
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
For anyone who's ever felt like they're barely keeping it together, this nautical-inspired design delivers the perfect dose of humor. A fun...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
109w x 160
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
On Sale:
$5.95
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Sassy Threads Series I - I'm Not Weird I'm Limited Edition
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Celebrate what makes you unique with this bright and uplifting design! A fun reminder that you're not weird—you're simply one of a kind and...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
109w x 160
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
On Sale:
$5.95
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Sassy Threads Series I - Ugliness can be fixed. Stupidity is forever.
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A little sarcastic, a little sassy, and guaranteed to get a laugh! This witty design is perfect for anyone who appreciates sharp humor and...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
109w x 160
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
On Sale:
$5.95
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Sassy Threads Series II - Be a Stiletto in Room of Flats
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Stand out from the crowd with this fun and empowering design featuring the inspiring reminder to "Be a Stiletto in a Room of Flats." A...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
140w x 99
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
On Sale:
$5.95
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Sassy Threads Series II - I'm Just a Person Standing in Front of a Salad Asking it to Be a Donut
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Life's toughest decisions are sometimes the sweetest! This humorous design is perfect for anyone who has ever wished a salad would...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
140w x 99
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
On Sale:
$5.95
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