Funny Phrases: Cross Stitch Patterns

Christmas Ornament - CAT - OMG THEY GOT ME A WHOLE TREE

Valentine Gnome Roses Are Red ... BEER!

Valentine Gnome Roses Are Red ... WINE!

Market Fresh Puns

Pillow Chat - GARDEN TRIO I

Pillow Chat - GARDEN TRIO II

Pillow Chat - GARDEN TRIO III

Pillow Chat - PLANTS TRIO

Wine Gnome

Ms. Beer Gnome

Mr. Beer Gnome

Margarita Gnome

Bloody Mary Gnome

I Just Want To Drink .... CRAFT and Take Naps

I Just Want To Drink .... CROCHET and Take Naps

I Just Want To Drink .... GO HUNTING and Take Naps

I Just Want To Drink .... GARDEN and Take Naps

I Just Want To Drink .... GAMBLE and Take Naps

What The Elf

Roses are Red Violets are Blue ... Poo

I Just Want To Drink .... READ BOOKS and Take Naps

I Just Want To Drink .... GO CAMPING and Take Naps

I Just Want To Drink .... SAVE ANIMALS and Take Naps

I Just Want To Drink .... CROSS STITCH and Take Naps

I Just Want To Drink .... GO FISHING and Take Naps

Imagine a world where FABRIC is FREE and CROSS STITCH makes you THIN

It's The Cat's House We Just Pay The Mortgage

I'm Multitasking. I Can Listen, Ignore and Forget at the Same Time

Life Update Still Love Dogs People Not So Much

Life Update Still Love Cats People Not So Much

Oh Quaran-Tree

2020 Is Elfed Up

Hey Hey Hey Ho Ho Ho 2020 It's Gotta Go

Dear Santa, It Was the Gnome

Christmas with my GNOMIES

If you keep a glass of WINE in each hand, you can't touch your face.

If you keep a BEER in each hand, you can't touch your face.

A Dog Saying - My Dog Thinks I'm Cool

My Cat Thinks I'm Cool

A MUGnificent Stitch - YES, I DO HAVE A RETIREMENT PLAN I PLAN ON CAMPING

A MUGnificent Stitch - ANOTHER WINE DRINKER WITH A CAMPING PROBLEM

A MUGnificent Stitch - MY DRINKING FRIENDS HAVE A CAMPING PROBLEM 2

A MUGnificent Stitch - MY DRINKING FRIENDS HAVE A CAMPING PROBLEM

A Cat Saying - I Run on Coffee, Sarcasm And Cats

A MUGnificent Stitch - Peas Be Kind to Others

A MUGnificent Stitch - DON'T KALE MY VIBE

A MUGnificent Stitch - IT TAKES TWO TO MANGO

A MUGnificent Stitch - PRACTICE WHAT YOU PEACH

A MUGnificent Stitch - YOU'VE GUAC TO BE KIDDING ME

Life Is What Happens Between Coffee And Beer