😹 HOW TO GIVE YOUR CAT A PILL: 1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. 3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten. 5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden. 6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously. 7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later. 😎 Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill inside end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw. 9) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap. 10) Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band. 11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw Tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom. 12) Call fire brigade to retrieve the f------ cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap. 13) Tie the little b**tard's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of steak filet. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down. 14) Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and remove pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table. HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL: 1) Wrap it in cheese.

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Good Sunday morning everyone. Yesterday we finally got the plants planted, sticks burned, and finished what we need to do in the yard. The hostas will look good in the front, as it faces north and is shady. Still some more work to do, but that was enough for one day. Today is porterhouse steak, mushrooms, and pasta salad and tomorrow a visit to our parents' graves. Have a beautiful day!

Today is Sunday ……………………………………………….. Good Morning, MJ 💕

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Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord, the people he chose for his inheritance. From heaven the Lord looks down and sees all mankind; from his dwelling place he watches all who live on earth- he who forms the hearts of all, who considers everything we do. Psalm 33: 12-13 NIV Prayer: Lord, this Memorial Day weekend may we remember the nation which respects and honors it's dead shall ever be respected and honored itself. We remember freedom is not free and that the price of liberty is written in the blood of heroes. May we never forget their sacrifice and may this memory continue to inspire and unite us as a nation. Amen.

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Good Saturday morning everyone. I could see the venus/moon alignment this morning and we have clear, but cold skies here. I'm making spaghetti sauce today and later a quick trip to the store before settling in to stitching. Still haven't done our planting yet. Yesterday was too cold and windy. Hoping everyone has a good long weekend and enjoys their day.

my grandson, age 12, is an avid reader. Most of the patterns regarding reading have either flowers or coffee. Neither will do. Any ideas of patterns? Not too big, 8/10 at the largest. Thank you. Wendy

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Today is Saturday ……………………………….……………. Good Morning, MJ 💕

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What, then, shall we say in response to these things? If God is for us, who can be against us? He who did not spare his own son, but gave him up for us all- how will he not also, along with him, graciously give us all things? Romans 8 :31-32 NIV

😏😏😏😏😏Okay. One large can peaches in heavy syrup. One box vanilla, yellow or white dry cake mix. One stick butter melted. Cinnamon sugar. One half cup brown sugar. These are the ingredients. You can see this is in a crockpot. Peaches in bottom including liquid. Sprinkle dry cake mix over peaches. Pour melted butter over cake mix. Cinnamon sugar sprinkled over butter. Half cup of brown sugar sprinkled next. Cover and cook on high about 2 and half hours. Your crock pot temp is probably different than mine. It should be golden brown. I use the cheapest box mix and peaches. SO DOGGONE EASY!! Fairly inexpensive. Very very sweet. I have made this at least a half dozen times. Has turned out great every time! I might try to convert to no sugar. Haven't yet!😊. Pam

We'll be taking a little break to honor Memorial Day and enjoy some sunshine with our loved ones! ☀️🌸 🕔 Closing: Friday, 5/23 at 5pm EST 🕗 Reopening: Tuesday, 5/27 at 8am EST 📬 Our website will still be up and stitching, so feel free to browse and place orders as usual! Make sure to take advantage of our Memorial Day coupon!! 📦 Order fulfillment and phone support will pause during our closure. 📧 Customer Service emails will be answered, but replies may be a bit slower so our team can enjoy the long weekend, too. Wishing you a safe and peaceful holiday weekend! ❤️🤍💙 ~The Staff at ECS