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Funny Phrases: Cross Stitch Patterns & Kits
Need a laugh stitch? Choose a funny phrase cross stitch with clean lettering and simple borders. Finish a small for a desk or housewarming gift.
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Teachers Care to the Core
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
For the teachers in your life. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 98 x 67. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 67
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
4 DMC colors
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$3.79
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Margarita Gnome
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
This adorable MARGARITA GNOME is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
130w x 117
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
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$6.79
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Oh Quaran-Tree
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A PERFECT summery of 2020, is this cute Christmas Saying counted cross stitch design. Cross Stitch design by Marcia Manning. Design is 67...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
67w x 80
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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OCD ... Camping
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive Artwork by Sanquentti...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
106w x 64
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
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$3.79
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Bloody Mary Gnome
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
This adorable BLOODY MARY GNOME is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
148w x 117
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
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$6.79
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My Dog Thinks I'm Cool
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
My Dog Thinks I'm Cool - She's(He's) Very Wise. Licensed artwork by Anastasia Feya. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 160 x 146....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
160w x 146
Fabric:
16ct. Aida White
Floss:
2 DMC colors
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$5.09
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Farmers Market - You've Guac To Be Kidding Me
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Farm Market Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 100 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 88
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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I'm Multitasking. I Can Listen, Ignore and Forget at the Same Time
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
PURRFECT! ADORABLE CAT Saying by Marcia Manning. Original Art by Funky Frog Creative Designs. Design is 120 stitches wide by 150 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
120w x 150
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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Ms. Beer Gnome
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
MS. BEER GNOME is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from licensed artwork. Full...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
145w x 115
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
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$6.79
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Younger
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
Don't we all wish we get older while looking younger?! This Mary Engelbreit design is the perfect project to gift to a friend or family...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 143
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
19 DMC floss colors
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$5.95
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I Just Want To Drink .... READ BOOKS and Take Naps
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any READING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Tea (or Coffee, Beer, Wine, Cocktails) READ BOOKS and Take Naps! Included...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 90
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$5.95
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I'd Exercise ... Wine
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great EXERCISE/WINE Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design. ...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
127w x 98
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
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$3.79
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Farmers Market - Peas Be Kind to Others
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Farm Market Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 98 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 90
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$3.79
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OMG They Got Me a Whole Tree
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 63 x 78. Model stitched on 14ct fabric using DMC floss. Great project for perforated paper,...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
63w x 78
Fabric:
14ct. Aida Vintage Blue Whisper
Floss:
7 DMC colors
On Sale:
$5.95
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My Cat Thinks I'm Cool
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
My Cat Thinks I'm Cool She's Very Wise. (omit the S in she if you have a male cat) :-) A GREAT CAT SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
160w x 155
Fabric:
16ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$5.09
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Wine Drinker ... Camping Problem
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great WINE/CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 150
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$3.79
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A MUGnificent Stitch - YES, I DO HAVE A RETIREMENT PLAN I PLAN ON CAMPING
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great RETIREMENT / CAMPING SAYING design with a plaid background in our A MUGnificent Stitch Series of counted cross stitch designs!...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
154w x 156
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
On Sale:
$5.95
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Mr. Beer Gnome
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
MR. BEER GNOME is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from licensed artwork. Full...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
128w x 115
Fabric:
14ct. Aida
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$6.79
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Teacher Off Duty
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great School's Out design. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 98 x 68. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss. Chart...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 68
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
3 DMC colors
On Sale:
$3.79
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Farmers Market - Don't Kale My Vibe
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Farm Market Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 100 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Cross Stitch Wonders
On Sale:
$3.79
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Beer Drinker ... Fishing Problem
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great BEER/FISHING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Design is 100 stitches wide by 110 stitches high. Included is a large/easy to...
Pattern Details:
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Cross Stitch Wonders
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$3.79
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Life Is What Happens Between Coffee And Beer
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great LIFE IS WHAT HAPPENS BETWEEN COFFEE AND BEER saying/phrase design. Designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 80 stitches wide by 128...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
80w x 128
Fabric:
16ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$5.09
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Farmers Market - Practice What You Peach
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Farm Market Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 78 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Cross Stitch Wonders
On Sale:
$3.79
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Sassy Threads Series I - Be Happy it Drives People Crazy
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A colorful reminder to choose happiness and let go of what others think. This uplifting design is perfect for anyone who embraces life with...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
109w x 160
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
On Sale:
$5.95
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