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HELP! There's a cat in my lap and I can't get up!
Pattern
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
Old People
Pattern
Iris Originals
$6.00
Happy Camper
Kit
Imaginating
Sale Price: $18.65
Dog - I Wanna Be A Stay At Home Dog Mom
Pattern
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
Excuse the Mess
Pattern
Shannon Christine Designs
$14.00
Ride The Broom
Pattern
Imaginating
$6.00
A Cat Saying - I Wanna Be A Stay At Home Cat Mom
Pattern
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
Life is too short for bad coffee
Pattern
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
Act My Age
Pattern
Iris Originals
$6.00
Protecting Mama
Pattern
Iris Originals
$6.00
Getting Older
Pattern
Iris Originals
$6.00
Group Therapy
Kit
Dimensions
$10.99
Dear Santa
Pattern
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
Camping Without Wine is Just Sitting in the Woods
Pattern
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
Life ... Coffee N' Wine
Pattern
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
Craft Room
Pattern
Shannon Christine Designs
$14.00
Love You To The Moon
Pattern
Imaginating
Sale Price: $5.09
Grow Old With Me
Pattern
Bobbie G Designs
$8.00
Let's Go To Therapy
Pattern
Imaginating
$6.00
A Cat Saying - Life Is Better With Cats
Pattern
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
A Dog Saying - I Run On Coffee, Sarcasm and Dogs
Pattern
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
Women Who Behave
Pattern
Sue Hillis Designs
$6.00
Subversive Cross Stitch: 50 F*cking Clever Designs for Your Sassy Side
Pattern
PowerHouse books
$15.95
Woman Who Loves Her Dogs And Coffee
Pattern
MarNic Designs
$5.00
Zip-A-Dee-Do-Dah
Pattern
Iris Originals
$6.00
Housework Never Killed Anyone (Snippet)
Pattern
Lizzy Kate
$6.00
Let's Drink Beer
Kit
Imaginating
$17.95
Common Sense
Pattern
Iris Originals
$6.00
Here For The BOOs
Kit
Imaginating
$17.95
One Cup of Coffee
Pattern
Iris Originals
$6.50
Pirate's Creed
Pattern
Sue Hillis Designs
$6.00
Shiver Me Timbers
Pattern
Sue Hillis Designs
$8.00
Beer Drinker ... Camping Problem
Pattern
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
A Funny Saying - Alexa, Clean My House
Pattern
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
Retired
Pattern
Iris Originals
$6.00
Crazy Cat Person
Pattern
Iris Originals
$6.00
Getting Old
Pattern
Lizzy Kate
$6.00
Inside Every Old Person
Pattern
Iris Originals
$6.00
Rolling Eyes
Pattern
Iris Originals
$6.00
Aged Wine
Pattern
Bobbie G Designs
$6.00
Crazy Cat Lady Counted Cross Stitch Kit
Kit
Dimensions
$7.69
Let's Be Wicked
Kit
Imaginating
$14.95
Can't Adult
Kit
Dimensions
$10.99
Wine A Bit
Pattern
Sue Hillis Designs
$6.00
Dog In Charge
Pattern
Imaginating
$6.00
Laundry Prayer
Pattern
Bobbie G Designs
$6.00
Let's Go To Therapy
Kit
Imaginating
$13.95
If Mama Ain't Happy
Pattern
Iris Originals
$6.00
Let's Bake
Kit
Imaginating
$20.95
Unstoppable
Pattern
Iris Originals
$6.00
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