Funny Phrases: Cross Stitch Patterns & Kits

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Dear Teacher by Iris Originals
Dear Teacher
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
This is dedicated to my youngest son - and very appropriate. Great for anyone who has this talkative child :-)
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:85w x 71
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:4 skeins DMC or Anchor
$6.30
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A Stitcher's Mantra by Dear Sukie
A Stitcher's Mantra
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Dear Sukie
A Stitcher's Mantra! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count 145 x 107. Stitched with DMC floss on 18ct. White Aida. Black and White...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:145w x 107
Fabric:18ct. Aida White
Floss:5 Colours of DMC Thread
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, My Dog by Iris Originals
My Dog
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Cute little saying about my dog - and yes, he really does think I'm awesome :-)
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:86w x 54
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:4 skeins Anchor or DMC
$6.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Coffee by Rogue Stitchery
Coffee
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rogue Stitchery
Coffee!! This coffee pattern reflects what a lot of coffee drinkers believe. Featuring a steaming cup of coffee and a scattering of...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:83w x 85
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
On Sale:$5.89
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Just Want To Drink .... GO HUNTING and Take Naps by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Just Want To Drink .... GO HUNTING and Take Naps
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any HUNTING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... GO HUNTING and Take Naps!...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 90
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Fitness Strong New Skinny by PinoyStitch
Quotables Fitness Strong New Skinny
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:74w x 63
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 9
Designer:PinoyStitch
Multiple styles available
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Fitness Train Like a Beast by PinoyStitch
Quotables Fitness Train Like a Beast
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:68w x 83
Fabric:14ct. Aida
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 8
Multiple styles available
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Vixen by Bobbie G Designs
Vixen
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Bobbie G Designs
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:88w x 91
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
$6.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Happy New Year! by The Stitcherhood
Happy New Year!
a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood
Here is a funny design. Happy New Year! Let’s try this again. Fortunately, we get to do that each year, and hopefully make it better each...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:67w x 81
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:DMC #310 (black). Also pictured in red (#321) and blue (#517)
$6.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Introverted by Silver Creek Samplers
Introverted
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Silver Creek Samplers
For those who’d rather stitch than socialize, Introverted says it perfectly. Filled with charming sewing motifs and soft, classic colors,...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:154w x 70
Fabric:18ct. Aida Light Mocha
Floss:GAST, DMC Floss
$13.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Lady Burnt Meals by PinoyStitch
Sassy Lady Burnt Meals
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Cross stitch Sassy Ladies speak their mind! Designed retro style with quirky quotes for a fun project. Easy stitch, mostly full stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:59w x 59
Fabric:14ct. Aida
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 13
Multiple styles available
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Seize the Day by Iris Originals
Seize the Day
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
This would definitely be me - "I'm gonna need more coffee before I seize anything". Cute coffee saying for your kitchen or as a gift for a...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:94w x 89
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:5 colors DMC or Anchor
$6.30
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Time To Get Lit by Cross Stitch Wonders
Time To Get Lit
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great TIME TO GET LIT saying in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Original artwork by Tara Reed...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:118w x 135
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
$4.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Coffee First by Iris Originals
Coffee First
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
You go ahead and seize the day - I need coffee first!! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 95 x 77. Model stitched on 14ct White...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:95w x 77
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:8 DMC colors
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Knew I'd Get Old by Iris Originals
Knew I'd Get Old
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Yeah, it feels like it just sorta happened one day.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:93w x 100
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC floss
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Life Happns by Iris Originals
Life Happns
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Always - coffee always helps!
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:85w x 94
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:13 colors Anchor or DMC
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, So Much Nope by Peacock & Fig
So Much Nope
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
This elegant vintage pattern is inspired by antique French illustrations, but there’s nothing antique about the quote. Counted cross...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 105
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:3 DMC colors
$8.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, See Ya Later Educator by Cross Stitch Wonders
See Ya Later Educator
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A School's Out design. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 100 x 89. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss. Chart is...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 89
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:4 DMC colors
$4.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Don't Give A Sip by Cross Stitch Wonders
Don't Give A Sip
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive Artwork by Sanquentti Design. Design is...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:105w x 100
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
$4.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, What Are Boys by Homespun Elegance Ltd
What Are Boys
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Homespun Elegance Ltd
$7.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Turkey Crossing by Cross-Point Designs
Turkey Crossing
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross-Point Designs
Frame it or make it into a little pillow, this design will is sure to bring chuckles!
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:60w x 60
Fabric:14ct. Aida Ivory
Floss:DMC
$4.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Death Before Decaf by Rogue Stitchery
Death Before Decaf
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rogue Stitchery
Perfect for the coffee lover! This design was stitched using bright DMC colors and is framed in an 8" x 8" shadow box frame. Any frame...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:76w x 76
Fabric:14ct. aida white
Floss:DMC
On Sale:$5.89
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Drink Coffee by Iris Originals
Drink Coffee
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Well yeah - depends on how much you drink.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:106w x 63
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:5 colors Anchor or DMC
$6.30
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Retro Mom's Roadkill Diner by PinoyStitch
Retro Mom's Roadkill Diner
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Mini Cross Stitch Pattern: Retro Mom's Roadkill Diner Design Source: Andy Nortnik DMC Floss Colors: 4 Stitch...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:156w x 155
Fabric:14ct. Aida
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 4
Multiple styles available
$12.00
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