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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Fun Mom - May Your Coffee ... by Cross Stitch Wonders
Sassy Fun Mom - May Your Coffee ...
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Sassy Fun Mom Words Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this Sassy Fun Mom cross stitch design from artwork by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:94w x 100
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
$4.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Lady A Stitch a Day by PinoyStitch
Sassy Lady A Stitch a Day
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Mini Cross Stitch Pattern: Sassy Lady A Stitch a Day Design Source: PinoyStitch DMC Floss Colors: 13 Stitch...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:58w x 50
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 13
Multiple styles available
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Assorted Sorts by Ink Circles
Assorted Sorts
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Ink Circles
These colorful licorice allsorts candies are either loved or hated, reminding us that everyone and everything has their niche and that is...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:98w x 57
Fabric:30ct. Linen
Floss:Classic Colorworks Floss
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A Funny Saying - More BOOS Please by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Funny Saying - More BOOS Please
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A FUNNY HALLOWEEN / DRINKING SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 98 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:98w x 77
Fabric:14ct. aida white
Floss:DMC
$4.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, How Do I? by White Willow Stitching
How Do I?
a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching
How Do I? is designed to be stitched using both full stitches and backstitching on any fabric count.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:102w x 100
Fabric:14ct. Aida Rain (Country French)
Floss:4 DMC floss colors
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Lose Something by Iris Originals
Lose Something
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Oh yeah! That's my life these days. I just wish I knew where all those "safe places" are.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:93w x 88
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC
$6.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Coffee O'Clock by Iris Originals
Coffee O'Clock
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Well, actually at my house - anytime is coffee o'clock - but then I really love my coffee.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:85w x 92
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:6 colors Anchor or DMC
$6.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Pizza Sleep & Wifi by PinoyStitch
Quotables Pizza Sleep & Wifi
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:59w x 46
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 10
Designer:PinoyStitch
Multiple styles available
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Fishing Quote 4 by Artecy Cross Stitch
Fishing Quote 4
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch
This counted cross stitch pattern with the fishing quote, I'd rather be fishing, was created from Artwork by Gomolach. Only full cross...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:142w x 154
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:2 DMC colors
$7.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, If you keep a BEER in each hand, you can't touch your face. by Cross Stitch Wonders
If you keep a BEER in each hand, you can't touch your face.
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great BEER saying with wearing a mask for Covid in mind! IF YOU KEEP A BEER IN EACH HAND, YOU CAN'T TOUCH YOUR FACE counted cross stitch...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:180w x 96
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
$6.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Exercise Plan by Artecy Cross Stitch
Exercise Plan
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch
This counted cross stitch pattern of Roosevelt the cat was designed from the beautiful artwork of Gail Gastfield. Only full cross stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:212w x 230
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:50 DMC colors
$15.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Queen: It's Good To Be Queen by PinoyStitch
Queen: It's Good To Be Queen
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Mini Cross Stitch Pattern: Queen: It's Good To Be Queen Design Source: Diddy Bag DMC Floss...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:136w x 131
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 20
Multiple styles available
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Let the Sun Shine by Kooler Design Studio
Let the Sun Shine
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kooler Design Studio
This warm greeting will surely put a smile on anyone's face. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 79 x 78. Model stitched on 14ct...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:79w x 78
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:10 DMC colors
Multiple styles available
$8.90
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Just Want To Drink .... CROCHET and Take Naps by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Just Want To Drink .... CROCHET and Take Naps
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any CROCHETING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... CROCHET and Take Naps!...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 900
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Successful Woman by Iris Originals
Successful Woman
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Well, the chart pretty much says it all! Yes, I'm a huge dog lover AND a pretty big coffee drinker. Cute chart for yourself or a friend.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:97w x 93
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:4 colors Anchor or D
$6.30
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Anxious by Lucy Beam
Anxious
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Lucy Beam
A heartfelt, gently humorous design that blends honesty with charm. Featuring delicate florals and the candid phrase “Pray for me, I’m...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:97w x 95
Fabric:36ct. Linen
Floss:Gentle Art Sampler Threads, DMC Floss
$12.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Dinner Time - Bed Time by Iris Originals
Dinner Time - Bed Time
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
It's that way at my house.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 136
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:5 color Anchor or DMC
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Always Be by X's & Oh's
Always Be
a Cross Stitch Pattern by X's & Oh's
Cross stitch pattern from Xs And Ohs featuring a butterfly with the phrase "Always be a butterfly 'cause being a caterpillar...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:128w x 86
Fabric:28ct. Linen Ice Blue
Floss:DMC
$14.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Your Attitude... by Sue Hillis Designs
Your Attitude...
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs
This spirited pattern set features three playful sayings—“She’s got that girl boss hustle,” “Get stuff done,” and “Alexa, skip to...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:63w x 95
Floss:DMC Floss
Designer:Sue Hillis
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Kid Proof Lids by Iris Originals
Kid Proof Lids
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Don't know about you - but there are LOTS of lids out there that I can't open these days. They sure don't make things for older people to...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:97w x 96
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC
$6.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, WD-40 by Iris Originals
WD-40
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Well, that pretty much says it for me lots of days.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:105w x 85
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:8 colors Anchor or DMC
$6.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Kitty Approved by Artists Alley
Kitty Approved
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley
"Kitty Approved" by Artists Alley is a counted cross-stitch pattern featuring a charming, detailed feline design. 14-count Aida fabric...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:165w x 134
Fabric:14ct. Aida Ice Blue
Floss:DMC
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Normal Person by Iris Originals
Normal Person
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
And, what is normal these days - who knows. But, it sure wears me out
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:90w x 63
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:7 colors Anchor or DMC
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Just Want To Drink .... GO FISHING and Take Naps by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Just Want To Drink .... GO FISHING and Take Naps
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any FISHING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Beer (or Coffee, Tea, Wine, Cocktails) GO FISHING and Take Naps! Included...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 90
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
$7.00
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