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Red Hat

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

I shall wear purple with a red hat. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a 5 inch by 7 inch frame. Purple...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:49w x 68

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

$8.00

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Cupcake

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Who loves cupcakes? Most of us I think. SO, here's a way to turn yours into a healty bite. :-)

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:118w x 77

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC floss

$6.50

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Super Mom

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Moms are truly super - great chart to finish for "your" Mom - or for yourself.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:108w x 160

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:16 DMC or Anchor

$10.00

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Sunshine & Roses

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Do you ever have days like that? I do and I suspect most of use do. Sunshine & Roses vs Rain Clouds, Donkey butts and Poison Ivy. ...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:78w x 96

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:7 DMC or Anchor colors

$6.30

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The Older I Get

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yeah, unfortunately that sign says it all.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:101w x 65

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:5 colors Anchor or DMC

$6.00

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A Cat Saying - Show Me Your Kitties

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

An Adorable CAT SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 82 stitches wide by 97 stitches...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:82w x 97

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:DMC

$4.50

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Modern Dictionary: Tea

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma

Looking for a quick weekend project? Then this piece from my Modern Dictionary Series is perfect for you! This series gives fun, modern...

Pattern Details:

Size:varies with fabric used

Floss:1 DMC Cotton color

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well, that's me - old AND vintage!

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:85w x 61

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:12 colors Anchor or DMC

$7.00

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Matilda Mallstomper

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Alma Lynne Designs

Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 180 x 248. Model stitched on 14ct Antique White Aida using DMC floss.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:180w x 248

Fabric:14ct. Aida Antique White

Floss:39 DMC colors

$7.00

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Quotables Coffee Life

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

A quotables word art pattern with little or no backstitching. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 94 x 107. Model stitched on 14ct...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:94w x 107

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:3 DMC colors

Multiple styles available

$8.50

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Snow Place Like Home - 3

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Country Cottage Needleworks

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:59w x 72

$7.00

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Sweet Mixed Pickles 3-Pack

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Pickle Barrel Designs

For all of you pickle lovers out there I present to you a pickle-icious 3-pack called "SWEET MIXED PICKLES"! Even better you could stitch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:140w x 211

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

Add a little sass to your stitching with this stylishly snarky pattern! Featuring a sophisticated lady in a sharp suit, chic hat, and...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:81w x 114

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:23 DMC floss colors

$9.00

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Lots of Things

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

If I had the energy - or the want to - that I had when I was 25 (or even 50) - I'd be a superwoman. Sadly, age is catching up with me and...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:110w x 129

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:3 colors Anchor or DMC

$6.50

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I'm Not OCD

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Would you really do this - turn the toilet paper roll to go a different way at someone else's house? I've sure been tempted.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:103w x 85

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:3 colors DMC or Anchor floss

$6.00

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Aging

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood

Forget aging gracefully. Age DISgracefully. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 118 x 70. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:118w x 70

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Me weird? I think you mean very freakin' unique! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 99 x 96. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:99w x 96

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

Inspired by a vintage illustration, this sweet little retro cross stitch pattern is perfect for any home decor or office.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:112w x 75

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross-Point Designs

Great for the office! Featuring Felix, a real live twenty pound cat who sometimes gets himself into a little bit of trouble. A floss...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:112w x 56

Quotables Fitness Sore Today

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:67w x 72

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 8

Designer:PinoyStitch

Multiple styles available

$8.50

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I'd Be Crabby!

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Linda Jeanne Jenkins

So just hand over the cross stitching and nobody will get pinched! This design is worked with whole stitches and backstitching.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:59w x 61

Fabric:14ct. Fiddler's Cloth Oatmeal Lite

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

This may not apply to you - but it definitely does to me - attitude adjustment in a mug. How appropriate :-)

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:91w x 67

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:7 colors DMC or Anchor

$6.30

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OCD Christmas

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley

"OCD Christmas" by Artists Alley is a detailed holiday-themed cross-stitch pattern featuring vibrant, meticulously ordered scenes typical...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:84w x 40

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

I knew one day I'd get old. But how fast it happened was a bit of a surprise. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 76 x 83. Model...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:76w x 83

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:4 DMC colors

$7.50

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