Funny Phrases: Cross Stitch Patterns & Kits

Need a laugh stitch? Choose a funny phrase cross stitch with clean lettering and simple borders. Finish a small for a desk or housewarming gift.
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Cross Stitch Patterns, OMG They Got Me a Whole Tree by Cross Stitch Wonders
OMG They Got Me a Whole Tree
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 63 x 78. Model stitched on 14ct fabric using DMC floss. Great project for perforated paper,...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:63w x 78
Fabric:14ct. Aida Vintage Blue Whisper
Floss:7 DMC colors
Released:  4/14/2025
On Sale:$5.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Valentine Gnome - Roses are Red ... BEER! by Cross Stitch Wonders
Valentine Gnome - Roses are Red ... BEER!
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
Designed from exclusive licensed artwork by Art Matters Designs. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 98 x 128. Model stitched on...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:98w x 128
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:15 DMC colors
Released:  12/23/2023
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Valentine Gnome Roses Are Red ... WINE! by Cross Stitch Wonders
Valentine Gnome Roses Are Red ... WINE!
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A wonderful Valentine GNOME Roses Are Red ... WINE! counted cross stitch design. Marcia Manning designed this from exclusive licensed...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:98w x 128
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  12/23/2023
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Laundry....Again? by New York Dreamer
Laundry....Again?
a Cross Stitch Pattern by New York Dreamer
Laundry - the never ending cycle. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 115 x 90. Model stitched on 32ct Cocoa linen by Weeks Dye...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:115w x 90
Fabric:32ct. Linen Natural Light
Floss:9 DMC colors
Released:  10/2/2023
On Sale:$9.80
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Market Fresh Puns by Cross Stitch Wonders
Market Fresh Puns
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
Five great Market Fresh Puns. Each is also available in single design leaflets. Counted cross stitch patterns. Stitch count within: 100 x...
Pattern Details:
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
Released:  9/11/2022
On Sale:$15.29
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Pillow Chat - GARDEN TRIO I by Cross Stitch Wonders
Pillow Chat - GARDEN TRIO I
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
Pillow Chat Series - GARDEN TRIO I. Three wonderful Garden / Plant themed designs. Full - coverall size is 54 stitches by 54 stitches....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:54w x 54
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
Released:  3/13/2022
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Pillow Chat - GARDEN TRIO II by Cross Stitch Wonders
Pillow Chat - GARDEN TRIO II
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
Pillow Chat Series - GARDEN TRIO II. Three wonderful Garden / Plant themed designs. Full - coverall size is 54 stitches by 54 stitches....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:54w x 54
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
Released:  3/13/2022
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Pillow Chat - GARDEN TRIO III by Cross Stitch Wonders
Pillow Chat - GARDEN TRIO III
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
Pillow Chat Series - GARDEN TRIO III. Three wonderful Garden / Plant themed designs. Full - coverall size is 54 stitches by 54 stitches....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:54w x 54
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
Released:  3/13/2022
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Pillow Chat - PLANTS TRIO by Cross Stitch Wonders
Pillow Chat - PLANTS TRIO
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
Pillow Chat Series - PLANTS TRIO. 3 wonderful Plants themed designs. Full - coverall size is 54 stitches by 54 stitches. Suggestion is if...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:54w x 54
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
Released:  3/12/2022
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Wine Gnome by Cross Stitch Wonders
Wine Gnome
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
The gnome can be stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch counts: 130 x 116 (gnome &...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:130w x 116
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:19 DMC colors
Released:  2/8/2022
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Ms. Beer Gnome by Cross Stitch Wonders
Ms. Beer Gnome
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
MS. BEER GNOME is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from licensed artwork. Full...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:145w x 115
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
Released:  2/8/2022
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Mr. Beer Gnome by Cross Stitch Wonders
Mr. Beer Gnome
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
MR. BEER GNOME is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from licensed artwork. Full...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:128w x 115
Fabric:14ct. Aida
Floss:DMC
Released:  2/8/2022
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Margarita Gnome by Cross Stitch Wonders
Margarita Gnome
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
This adorable MARGARITA GNOME is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:130w x 117
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss
Released:  12/19/2021
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Bloody Mary Gnome by Cross Stitch Wonders
Bloody Mary Gnome
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
This adorable BLOODY MARY GNOME is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:148w x 117
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
Released:  12/16/2021
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Just Want To Drink .... CRAFT and Take Naps by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Just Want To Drink .... CRAFT and Take Naps
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any CRAFTING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... CRAFT and Take Naps! Included...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 90
Fabric:14ct. aida white
Floss:DMC
Released:  10/21/2021
On Sale:$5.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Just Want To Drink .... CROCHET and Take Naps by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Just Want To Drink .... CROCHET and Take Naps
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any CROCHETING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... CROCHET and Take Naps!...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 900
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
Released:  10/21/2021
On Sale:$5.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Just Want To Drink .... GO HUNTING and Take Naps by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Just Want To Drink .... GO HUNTING and Take Naps
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any HUNTING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... GO HUNTING and Take Naps!...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 90
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
Released:  10/21/2021
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Just Want To Drink .... GARDEN and Take Naps by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Just Want To Drink .... GARDEN and Take Naps
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any GARDENING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... GARDEN and Take Naps!...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 90
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
Released:  10/21/2021
On Sale:$5.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Just Want To Drink .... GAMBLE and Take Naps by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Just Want To Drink .... GAMBLE and Take Naps
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any GAMBLING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... GAMBLE and Take Naps!...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 90
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
Released:  10/21/2021
On Sale:$5.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, What The Elf by Cross Stitch Wonders
What The Elf
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Fun Christmas Saying counted cross stitch design! Cross Stitch design by Marcia Manning. Design is 114 stitches wide by 120 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:114w x 120
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
Released:  10/8/2021
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Roses are Red Violets are Blue ... Poo by Cross Stitch Wonders
Roses are Red Violets are Blue ... Poo
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
It's a sweet, humorous thank-you note from your furry friend—perfectly capturing that adorable blend of love and, well… responsibility....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:118w x 139
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss
Released:  9/13/2021
On Sale:$5.09
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Just Want To Drink .... READ BOOKS and Take Naps by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Just Want To Drink .... READ BOOKS and Take Naps
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any READING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Tea (or Coffee, Beer, Wine, Cocktails) READ BOOKS and Take Naps! Included...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 90
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  8/15/2021
On Sale:$5.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Just Want To Drink .... GO CAMPING and Take Naps by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Just Want To Drink .... GO CAMPING and Take Naps
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any CAMPING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails (or Coffee, Beer, Wine, Tea) GO CAMPING and Take Naps! Included...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 90
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
Released:  8/15/2021
On Sale:$5.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Just Want To Drink .... SAVE ANIMALS and Take Naps by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Just Want To Drink .... SAVE ANIMALS and Take Naps
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any ANIMAL / RESCUE / SHELTER enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Wine (or Coffee, Beer, Tea, Cocktails) SAVE ANIMALS and...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 90
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
Released:  8/15/2021
On Sale:$5.95
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