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Funny Phrases: Cross Stitch Patterns & Kits
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Sassy Threads Series I - Born to Argue
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
For those who always have a comeback ready, this colorful and humorous design is perfect for anyone who proudly admits they were simply...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
109w x 160
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
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$5.95
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Sassy Threads Series I - Caution I Have No Filter
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
For those who proudly speak their mind, this playful design features a bold "I Have No Filter" warning that's perfect for adding a little...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
109w x 160
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
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$5.95
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Sassy Threads Series I - I Run a Tight Shipwreck
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
For anyone who's ever felt like they're barely keeping it together, this nautical-inspired design delivers the perfect dose of humor. A fun...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
109w x 160
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
7 DMC colors
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$5.95
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Sassy Threads Series I - I'm Not Weird I'm Limited Edition
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Celebrate what makes you unique with this bright and uplifting design! A fun reminder that you're not weird—you're simply one of a kind and...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
109w x 160
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
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$5.95
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Sassy Threads Series I - Ugliness can be fixed. Stupidity is forever.
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A little sarcastic, a little sassy, and guaranteed to get a laugh! This witty design is perfect for anyone who appreciates sharp humor and...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
109w x 160
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
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$5.95
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Sassy Threads Series II - Be a Stiletto in Room of Flats
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Stand out from the crowd with this fun and empowering design featuring the inspiring reminder to "Be a Stiletto in a Room of Flats." A...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
140w x 99
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
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$5.95
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Sassy Threads Series II - I'm Just a Person Standing in Front of a Salad Asking it to Be a Donut
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Life's toughest decisions are sometimes the sweetest! This humorous design is perfect for anyone who has ever wished a salad would...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
140w x 99
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
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$5.95
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Sassy Threads Series II - Looks Aren't Everything But I Have Them Just in Case
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
For the beauty lovers who know mascara solves almost everything! This fun and fashionable design is perfect for anyone who believes life's...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
140w x 99
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
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$5.95
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I Just Want To Drink .... CRAFT and Take Naps
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any CRAFTING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... CRAFT and Take Naps! Included...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 90
Fabric:
14ct. aida white
Floss:
DMC
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$5.95
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Smile S'more
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great S'MORE / CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Licensed Artwork by Sanquentti...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
79w x 100
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$3.79
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Life Update Still Love Dogs People Not So Much
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
ADORABLE DOG Saying by Marcia Manning. Original Art by Funky Frog Creative Designs. Design is 110 stitches wide by 128 stitches high.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
110w x 128
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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I Lose Everything But Weight
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great WEIGHT saying in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Original art by Anastasia Feya. This design...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
148w x 198
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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Younger
a
Cross Stitch Kit
by Imaginating
Don't we all wish we get older while looking younger?! This Mary Engelbreit design is the perfect project to gift to a friend or family...
Kit Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 143
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
19 DMC floss colors
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$20.35
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2020 Is Elfed Up
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A PERFECT summery of 2020, is this cute Christmas Saying counted cross stitch design. Cross Stitch design by Marcia Manning. Design is 64...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
64w x 80
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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Official Cookie Tester
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great HOLIDAY Phrase/Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Licensed artwork by Sanquentti Design....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
106w x 100
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$3.79
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Farmers Market - It Takes Two To Mango
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Farm Market Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 100 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Cross Stitch Wonders
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$3.79
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What The Elf
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Fun Christmas Saying counted cross stitch design! Cross Stitch design by Marcia Manning. Design is 114 stitches wide by 120 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
114w x 120
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
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$3.79
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Campers Have S'more Fun
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great CAMPER Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design. Design is...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
124w x 100
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
On Sale:
$3.79
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Carpe Vino - Seize The Wine
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Carpe Vino Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive Artwork by Sanquentti...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
147w x 100
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
On Sale:
$3.79
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I Love Camping ... Drinking Outside
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great CAMPING / DRINKING saying in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Original artwork by Tara Reed...
Pattern Details:
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
On Sale:
$3.79
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Valentine Gnome - Roses are Red ... BEER!
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Designed from exclusive licensed artwork by Art Matters Designs. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 98 x 128. Model stitched on...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 128
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
15 DMC colors
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$6.79
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Coffee Drinker ... Camping Problem
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great COFFEE/CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
132w x 108
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
Sulky 12 Wt. Cotton Petites™
On Sale:
$3.79
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Life Update Still Love Cats People Not So Much
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
PURRFECT! ADORABLE CAT Saying by Marcia Manning. Original Art by Funky Frog Creative Designs. Design is 110 stitches wide by 128 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
110w x 128
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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Queen of Quite a Lot
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by The Scarlett House
Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 111 x 66. Model stitched on 40ct Legacy linen by Picture This Plus using DMC floss. We do not...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
111w x 66
Fabric:
40ct. Linen
Floss:
6 DMC colors
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$5.60
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