Funny Phrases: Cross Stitch Patterns & Kits

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Pants by Rebel Stitcher Designs
Pants
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rebel Stitcher Designs
This is a printed cross stitch pattern by Rebel Stitcher Designs. It features a whimsical design that says 'I can't decide what pants to...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:136w x 99
Fabric:40ct. Linen
Floss:Classic Color Works
$15.00
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Cross Stitch Kits, Let's Be Wicked by Imaginating
Let's Be Wicked
a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating
Imaginating kits are produced using the highest quality of materials. Every kit uses DMC floss, and fabrics from Wichelt and Charles...
Kit Details:
Stitch Count:119w x 120
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:3 DMC Colors
$14.95
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Cross Stitch Kits, Five Million Dollars by Imaginating
Five Million Dollars
a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating
Because sometimes a hug and a pep talk just aren't enough! 'Five Million Dollars' captures the ultimate daydream of emotional support......
Kit Details:
Stitch Count:91w x 87
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:2 DMC floss colors
$14.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Excuse the Mess by Shannon Christine Designs
Excuse the Mess
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Shannon Christine Designs
Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 92 x 113. Model stitched on 14ct fabric using DMC floss.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:92w x 113
Fabric:14ct. Aida
Floss:17 DMC colors
$14.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Craft Room by Shannon Christine Designs
Craft Room
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Shannon Christine Designs
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:116w x 91
Fabric:14ct. Aida Chalk Board Black
Floss:DMC
$14.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Always Be by X's & Oh's
Always Be
a Cross Stitch Pattern by X's & Oh's
Cross stitch pattern from Xs And Ohs featuring a butterfly with the phrase "Always be a butterfly 'cause being a caterpillar...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:128w x 86
Fabric:28ct. Linen Ice Blue
Floss:DMC
$14.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Starve by White Willow Stitching
Starve
a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching
A little subversive humor most mothers feel. Well now you can cross stitch it and hang it in your kitchen! Starve is designed using only...
Pattern Details:
Floss:20 skeins DMC #310
Designer:Jamie Larson
$14.00
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Cross Stitch Kits, Coffee First by Mill Hill
Coffee First
a Cross Stitch Kit by Mill Hill
Kit Includes: Beads, perforated paper, floss, needles, chart and instructions.
Kit Details:
Size:7" x 7"
On Sale:$13.99
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Cross Stitch Kits, Let's Go To Therapy by Imaginating
Let's Go To Therapy
a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating
A fun and colorful project that explains what exactly is the best therapy around!Let's Go To Therapy is designed to be stitched on 14ct...
Kit Details:
Stitch Count:131w x 116
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:5 DMC floss colors
$13.95
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Cross Stitch Kits, Good Witch by Imaginating
Good Witch
a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating
This "witchy" phrase is a fun way to celebrate Halloween all year long! Cross stitch kit will include all of the materials needed to...
Kit Details:
Stitch Count:62w x 90
Fabric:14ct. Aida Black
Floss:8 DMC floss colors
$13.95
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Cross Stitch Kits, Let's Shop by Imaginating
Let's Shop
a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating
This kit includes a piece of 14ct White Aida fabric (12" x 18"), 5 colors of presorted DMC cotton floss, needle, chart and instructions.
Kit Details:
Stitch Count:87w x 134
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC (5 Colors)
$13.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, To Have And To Fold by Silver Creek Samplers
To Have And To Fold
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Silver Creek Samplers
A humorous, vintage-inspired sampler that turns everyday chores into something worth smiling about. Featuring playful typography and...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:49w x 98
Fabric:18ct. Aida
Floss:DMC Floss
$13.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Introverted by Silver Creek Samplers
Introverted
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Silver Creek Samplers
For those who’d rather stitch than socialize, Introverted says it perfectly. Filled with charming sewing motifs and soft, classic colors,...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:154w x 70
Fabric:18ct. Aida Light Mocha
Floss:GAST, DMC Floss
$13.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Memory Error by Silver Creek Samplers
Memory Error
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Silver Creek Samplers
Add a nostalgic twist to your stitching with Memory Error by Silver Creek Samplers. This playful design features a retro-inspired character...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:123w x 77
Fabric:18ct. Aida
Floss:DMC Floss
$13.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Singing Like Nobody's Listening by Kooler Design Studio
Singing Like Nobody's Listening
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kooler Design Studio
Our red hat lady sings as if nobody's listening! This whimsical design is sure to brighten up your day. Lovely for any counted cross-stitch...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:101w x 131
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:DMC
Multiple styles available
$12.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Home is Where the Cat Is by Kitty & Me Designs
Home is Where the Cat Is
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kitty & Me Designs
A gentle and heartwarming design celebrating the quiet magic of home. Featuring a sweet cat’s face framed by soft florals and the...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:157w x 110
Fabric:28ct. Lugana White
Floss:28 DMC colors
$12.80
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Bras & Panties by Lizzie Kate
Bras & Panties
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Lizzie Kate
$12.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Life Is Better At The Beach by Romy's Creations
Life Is Better At The Beach
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Romy's Creations
Life really is better at the beach! This cheerful design features sunny flip-flops, a cool drink, playful crabs and seaside accents for the...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:60w x 57
Fabric:16ct. Aida Sea Spray
Floss:Romy's Creations, DMC Floss
$12.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Happiness on the Couch by Romy's Creations
Happiness on the Couch
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Romy's Creations
A cozy, feel-good design for anyone who knows true happiness involves comfort and a little downtime. This playful pattern features an...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:110w x 50
Fabric:32ct. Linen Vintage Country Mocha
Floss:DMC Floss
$12.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sewing Room by Iris Originals
Sewing Room
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
This actually applies to my sewing room, craft area, office - wherever - and let's don't forget the room where our cross stitch stash is!!
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:105w x 158
Fabric:14ct. Aida
Floss:9 colors Anchor or DMC
$12.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Midlife by Sampler Sensibility
Midlife
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sampler Sensibility
"I am out with lanterns, looking for myself " -from a letter to Elizabeth Holland from Emily Dickinson, 1856. Relatable quote to all on so...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:118w x 36
Fabric:27ct. Linen
Floss:DMC Floss, Gentle Art Sampler Threads
$12.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Overthink by Lucy Beam
Overthink
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Lucy Beam
A warm, relatable design that mixes heartfelt sentiment with gentle humor. Featuring soft, rustic motifs and the honest phrase “Pray for...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:86w x 70
Fabric:36ct. Linen Platinum/China White
Floss:Gentle Art, DMC
$12.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Just Saying by Iris Originals
Just Saying
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Since I have awesome grandchildren - I'm sure this is true (of course, I do have awesome children too).
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:92w x 95
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:4 colors Anchor of DMC
$12.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Goblins by Shakespeare's Peddler
Goblins
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Shakespeare's Peddler
Pattern by Shakespeare's Peddler featuring a spooky Halloween design with the words "The Goblins will get you if you don't watch...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:109w x 89
Fabric:40ct. Linen Platinum/China White
Floss:DMC, Gentle Art, Weeks Dye Works
$12.00
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