Funny Phrases: Cross Stitch Patterns & Kits

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Nuthouse

a Cross Stitch Kit by Design Works

Kit comes complete with: 14 Count Aida Fabric, 100% Cotton Embroidery Floss, #24 Tapestry Needleand Fully Illustrated Instructions

Kit Details:

Size:10" X 10"

Floss:100% Cotton Embroidery Floss

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

These cute monkeys take you under the Big Top to say this funny and familiar phrase!Not My Monkeys is designed to be stitched on 14ct White...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:132w x 176

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:14 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

Imaginating kits are produced using the highest quality of materials. Every kit uses DMC floss, and fabrics from Wichelt and Charles...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:107w x 152

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

Add a little sass to your stitching with this stylishly snarky pattern! Featuring a sophisticated lady in a sharp suit, chic hat, and...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:81w x 114

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:23 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

Take your R&R to a whole new level with these adorable and colorful design! Project includes full stitches, quarter stitches, french knots...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:130w x 152

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:28 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

Add a dash of spooky fun to your stitching with "Ride The Broom!" This playful cross stitch design features a witch’s skirt with striped...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:94w x 122

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:14 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

Don't we all wish we get older while looking younger?! This Mary Engelbreit design is the perfect project to gift to a friend or family...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 143

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:19 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

Pay tribute to dad or any father figure in stitches with this award winning design! Would make a wonderful gift for Father's Day! Project...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:149w x 134

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:4 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

A sweet (and slightly unhinged) reminder that cake is best enjoyed immediately. This playful cross-stitch pattern features a happy baker,...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:95w x 146

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:3 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

This design oozes attitude and charm, combining classic black and white aesthetics with cheeky wit. Once stitched, hang it on your wall as...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 128

Fabric:14ct. Aida Black

Floss:1 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Mill Hill

Kit Includes: Beads, fabric , floss, needles, chart and instructions.

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

An adorable tribute to your home on wheels! Just like your camper adventures, this design by Diane Arthurs is colorful and fun!Happy Camper...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:94w x 122

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:18 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

An out of this world sentiment for anyone that you love!Love You To The Moon is designed to be stitched on 14ct White Aida fabric and uses...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:84w x 127

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:6 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

Your Opinion" is for the unapologetically bold! Featuring a confident woman with one hand on her hip and the other dismissively raised,...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:97w x 125

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:3 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Mill Hill

Kit includes: Beads, fabric , floss, needles, chart and instructions.

a Cross Stitch Kit by Mill Hill

Kit Includes: Beads, fabric , floss, needles, chart and instructions.

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Cape and Tiara

a Cross Stitch Kit by Mill Hill

Kit Includes: Beads, fabric , floss, needles, chart and instructions.

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Clutter

a Cross Stitch Kit by Mill Hill

Kit includes: Beads, fabric , floss, needles, chart and instructions.

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

Imaginating kits are produced using the highest quality of materials. Every kit uses DMC floss, and fabrics from Wichelt and Charles...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:154w x 130

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

When life rains on your parade, grab your umbrella, scowl proudly, and remember—ruining your day is a you job. This moody little stitch...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:110w x 145

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:5 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

Parenting humor at its best, because where is that village when you need it? A lighthearted stitch for anyone who's ever felt outnumbered...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:110w x 130

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:3 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

A humorous winter-themed design featuring a playful driving quote and whimsical stitched artwork. Perfect for adding a lighthearted touch...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:98w x 138

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:5 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

Sometimes the universe just needs to be a little more obvious! This humorous design features a woman searching for answers while a stack of...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:90w x 139

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:3 DMC floss colors

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Packed up Her Potential

a Cross Stitch Kit by Mill Hill

Kit Includes: Beads, fabric , floss, needles, chart and instructions.

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