Funny Phrases: Cross Stitch Patterns & Kits

Need a laugh stitch? Choose a funny phrase cross stitch with clean lettering and simple borders. Finish a small for a desk or housewarming gift.
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A MUGnificent Stitch - DON'T KALE MY VIBE by Cross Stitch Wonders
A MUGnificent Stitch - DON'T KALE MY VIBE
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Beautiful FARMERS MARKET THEME SAYING design in our A MUGnificent Stitch Series of counted cross stitch designs! DON'T KALE MY VIBE in...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:154w x 156
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  5/14/2020
On Sale:$5.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A MUGnificent Stitch - IT TAKES TWO TO MANGO by Cross Stitch Wonders
A MUGnificent Stitch - IT TAKES TWO TO MANGO
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Beautiful FARMERS MARKET THEME SAYING design in our A MUGnificent Stitch Series of counted cross stitch designs! IT TAKES TWO TO MANGO in...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:154w x 156
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  5/14/2020
On Sale:$5.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A MUGnificent Stitch - PRACTICE WHAT YOU PEACH by Cross Stitch Wonders
A MUGnificent Stitch - PRACTICE WHAT YOU PEACH
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Beautiful FARMERS MARKET THEME SAYING design in our A MUGnificent Stitch Series of counted cross stitch designs! PRACTICE WHAT YOU PEACH...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:154w x 156
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  5/14/2020
On Sale:$5.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A MUGnificent Stitch - YOU'VE GUAC TO BE KIDDING ME by Cross Stitch Wonders
A MUGnificent Stitch - YOU'VE GUAC TO BE KIDDING ME
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Beautiful FARMERS MARKET THEME SAYING design in our A MUGnificent Stitch Series of counted cross stitch designs! YOU'VE GUAC TO BE...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:154w x 156
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  5/14/2020
On Sale:$5.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Life Is What Happens Between Coffee And Beer by Cross Stitch Wonders
Life Is What Happens Between Coffee And Beer
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great LIFE IS WHAT HAPPENS BETWEEN COFFEE AND BEER saying/phrase design. Designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 80 stitches wide by 128...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:80w x 128
Fabric:16ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  2/29/2020
On Sale:$5.09
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Help! There's a Cat in my Lap and I Can't Get Up! by Cross Stitch Wonders
Help! There's a Cat in my Lap and I Can't Get Up!
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
This playful pattern features a sweet, sleeping kitty positioned atop the bold phrase, making it both a laugh-out-loud conversation starter...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:80w x 98
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:3 DMC colors
Released:  1/12/2020
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A Funny Saying - Alexa, Clean My House by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Funny Saying - Alexa, Clean My House
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A FUNNY ALEXA SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 159 stitches wide by 119 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:159w x 119
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  8/14/2019
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A Funny Saying - More BOOS Please by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Funny Saying - More BOOS Please
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A FUNNY HALLOWEEN / DRINKING SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 98 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:98w x 77
Fabric:14ct. aida white
Floss:DMC
Released:  8/13/2019
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A Dog Saying - I Run on Coffee, Sarcasm and Dogs by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Dog Saying - I Run on Coffee, Sarcasm and Dogs
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A GREAT DOG SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 198 stitches wide by 198 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:198w x 198
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  8/6/2019
On Sale:$5.09
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Life Is Better With Cats by Cross Stitch Wonders
Life Is Better With Cats
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
Let your devotion to whiskers and purrs shine in every stitch! This delightful pattern spells out a heartfelt truth with playfulness—Life...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:98w x 108
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss
Released:  8/5/2019
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Today's Workout by Cross Stitch Wonders
Today's Workout
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Hilarious WINE SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 146 stitches wide by 157...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:146w x 157
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  8/5/2019
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A Cat Saying - Major Cattitude by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Cat Saying - Major Cattitude
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
An Adorable CAT SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 98 stitches wide by 95 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:98w x 95
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  8/2/2019
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A Cat Saying - Show Me Your Kitties by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Cat Saying - Show Me Your Kitties
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
An Adorable CAT SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 82 stitches wide by 97 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:82w x 97
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  8/2/2019
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A Cat Saying - I Wanna Be A Stay At Home Cat Mom by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Cat Saying - I Wanna Be A Stay At Home Cat Mom
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
An Adorable CAT SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 114 stitches wide by 56...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:114w x 56
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  7/29/2019
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Love Camping ... Drinking Outside by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Love Camping ... Drinking Outside
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great CAMPING / DRINKING saying in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Original artwork by Tara Reed...
Pattern Details:
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
Released:  7/24/2019
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Time To Get Lit by Cross Stitch Wonders
Time To Get Lit
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great TIME TO GET LIT saying in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Original artwork by Tara Reed...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:118w x 135
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  7/24/2019
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Lose Everything But Weight by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Lose Everything But Weight
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great WEIGHT saying in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Original art by Anastasia Feya. This design...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:148w x 198
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  7/19/2019
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Camping Without Wine is Just Sitting in the Woods by Cross Stitch Wonders
Camping Without Wine is Just Sitting in the Woods
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Camping/Wine saying designed by Marcia Manning. Original artwork by Tara Reed Designs. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:126w x 130
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:4 DMC colors
Released:  7/18/2019
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Dog - I Wanna Be A Stay At Home Dog Mom by Cross Stitch Wonders
Dog - I Wanna Be A Stay At Home Dog Mom
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
Let your heart—and hoop—speak for itself with I Wanna Be a Stay at Home Dog Mom! This adorable design features a sweet dog silhouette...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 67
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss
Released:  6/25/2019
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Teachers Care to the Core by Cross Stitch Wonders
Teachers Care to the Core
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
For the teachers in your life. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 98 x 67. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:98w x 67
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:4 DMC colors
Released:  5/5/2019
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Teacher Off Duty by Cross Stitch Wonders
Teacher Off Duty
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great School's Out design. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 98 x 68. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss. Chart...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:98w x 68
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:3 DMC colors
Released:  5/5/2019
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, See Ya Later Educator by Cross Stitch Wonders
See Ya Later Educator
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A School's Out design. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 100 x 89. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss. Chart is...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 89
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:4 DMC colors
Released:  5/5/2019
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Schools Out - Goodbye Lesson Plan Hello Sun Tan by Cross Stitch Wonders
Schools Out - Goodbye Lesson Plan Hello Sun Tan
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great SCHOOLS OUT Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 98 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:98w x 96
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  5/5/2019
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Schools Out - The End Is Near #hellosummer by Cross Stitch Wonders
Schools Out - The End Is Near #hellosummer
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great SCHOOLS OUT Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 96 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:96w x 98
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  5/5/2019
On Sale:$3.79
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