Funny Phrases: Cross Stitch Patterns & Kits

Need a laugh stitch? Choose a funny phrase cross stitch with clean lettering and simple borders. Finish a small for a desk or housewarming gift.
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Farmers Market - You've Guac To Be Kidding Me by Cross Stitch Wonders
Farmers Market - You've Guac To Be Kidding Me
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Farm Market Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 100 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 88
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  5/3/2019
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Farmers Market - Peas Be Kind to Others by Cross Stitch Wonders
Farmers Market - Peas Be Kind to Others
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Farm Market Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 98 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:98w x 90
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  5/3/2019
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Farmers Market - Don't Kale My Vibe by Cross Stitch Wonders
Farmers Market - Don't Kale My Vibe
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Farm Market Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 100 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Floss:DMC
Designer:Cross Stitch Wonders
Released:  5/3/2019
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Farmers Market - Practice What You Peach by Cross Stitch Wonders
Farmers Market - Practice What You Peach
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Farm Market Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 78 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Floss:DMC
Designer:Cross Stitch Wonders
Released:  5/3/2019
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Farmers Market - It Takes Two To Mango by Cross Stitch Wonders
Farmers Market - It Takes Two To Mango
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Farm Market Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 100 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Floss:DMC
Designer:Cross Stitch Wonders
Released:  5/3/2019
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Beer Drinker ... Fishing Problem by Cross Stitch Wonders
Beer Drinker ... Fishing Problem
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great BEER/FISHING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Design is 100 stitches wide by 110 stitches high. Included is a large/easy to...
Pattern Details:
Floss:DMC
Designer:Cross Stitch Wonders
Released:  4/24/2019
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, My Drinking Friends ... Fishing Problem by Cross Stitch Wonders
My Drinking Friends ... Fishing Problem
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great FRIENDS/DRINKING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Design is 135 stitches wide by 98 stitches high. Included is a large/easy...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:135w x 98
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  4/24/2019
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Smile S'more by Cross Stitch Wonders
Smile S'more
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great S'MORE / CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Licensed Artwork by Sanquentti...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:79w x 100
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  4/4/2019
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Dear Santa by Cross Stitch Wonders
Dear Santa
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 110 x 245. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss. Design is all full cross...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:110w x 245
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:1 DMC color
Released:  3/17/2019
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A Black Belt is a White Belt who never QUIT by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Black Belt is a White Belt who never QUIT
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great TAEKWONDO Phrase/Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Semi Exclusive Licensed artwork by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:87w x 100
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:Sulky 12 Wt. Cotton Petites™
Released:  8/2/2018
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Coffee Drinker ... Camping Problem by Cross Stitch Wonders
Coffee Drinker ... Camping Problem
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great COFFEE/CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:132w x 108
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:Sulky 12 Wt. Cotton Petites™
Released:  2/3/2018
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, My Drinking Friends ... Camping Problem by Cross Stitch Wonders
My Drinking Friends ... Camping Problem
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great FRIENDS/CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:130w x 98
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  11/30/2017
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Official Cookie Tester by Cross Stitch Wonders
Official Cookie Tester
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great HOLIDAY Phrase/Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Licensed artwork by Sanquentti Design....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:106w x 100
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  11/15/2017
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Ohh Deer Christmas is Here by Cross Stitch Wonders
Ohh Deer Christmas is Here
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great HOLIDAY Phrase/Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Licensed artwork by Sanquentti Design....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:99w x 99
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  11/15/2017
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Life is Too Short for Bad Coffee by Cross Stitch Wonders
Life is Too Short for Bad Coffee
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great COFFEE Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from artwork by Sanquentti Design. Design is 88...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:88w x 100
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  6/4/2017
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Beer Drinker ... Camping Problem by Cross Stitch Wonders
Beer Drinker ... Camping Problem
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great BEER/CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:98w x 110
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  5/18/2017
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Wine Drinker ... Camping Problem by Cross Stitch Wonders
Wine Drinker ... Camping Problem
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great WINE/CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:98w x 150
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  5/18/2017
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I'd Exercise ... Wine by Cross Stitch Wonders
I'd Exercise ... Wine
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great EXERCISE/WINE Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design. ...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:127w x 98
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Released:  5/13/2017
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Campers Have S'more Fun by Cross Stitch Wonders
Campers Have S'more Fun
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great CAMPER Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design. Design is...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:124w x 100
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Released:  5/13/2017
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Carpe Vino - Seize The Wine by Cross Stitch Wonders
Carpe Vino - Seize The Wine
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Carpe Vino Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive Artwork by Sanquentti...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:147w x 100
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Released:  5/11/2017
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Don't Give A Sip by Cross Stitch Wonders
Don't Give A Sip
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive Artwork by Sanquentti Design. Design is...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:105w x 100
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Released:  5/11/2017
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Life ... Coffee N' Wine by Cross Stitch Wonders
Life ... Coffee N' Wine
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great COFFEE/WINE Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design. ...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:86w x 97
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Released:  5/8/2017
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, OCD ... Camping by Cross Stitch Wonders
OCD ... Camping
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive Artwork by Sanquentti...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:106w x 64
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Released:  5/8/2017
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Fun Mom - Mama Needs A Beer by Cross Stitch Wonders
Sassy Fun Mom - Mama Needs A Beer
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Sassy Fun Mom Words Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this Sassy Fun Mom cross stitch design from artwork by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 78
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  4/27/2017
On Sale:$3.79
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