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Here For The Candy

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Crafty Bluebonnet Designs

A sweet and spooky Halloween design featuring a playful “Just Here for the Candy” saying, complete with a candy corn accent, spider and...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:47w x 46

Fabric:28ct. Linen Pearl Gray

Floss:DMC Floss

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Crafty Bluebonnet Designs

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

Sometimes the universe just needs to be a little more obvious! This humorous design features a woman searching for answers while a stack of...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:90w x 139

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:DMC Floss

Multiple styles available

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a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

Sometimes the universe just needs to be a little more obvious! This humorous design features a woman searching for answers while a stack of...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:90w x 139

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:3 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma

Nerdy girls like wine too! Each element has the symbol of the element along with the atomic number and atomic weight. The pattern has...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:62w x 23

Fabric:Aida

Floss:1 DMC Cotton color

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Life Is Better At The Beach

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Romy's Creations

Life really is better at the beach! This cheerful design features sunny flip-flops, a cool drink, playful crabs and seaside accents for the...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:60w x 57

Fabric:16ct. Aida Sea Spray

Floss:Romy's Creations, DMC Floss

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a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma

If you’re a coffee fanatic, or know someone who is, then you’d probably agree that this sentiment is perfect. Counted cross stitch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:66w x 48

Fabric:32ct. Linen Cream

Floss:1 DMC color

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a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma

A little dark humor for serious coffee lovers. This witty design is a quick and fun stitch for anyone who knows that caffeine comes...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:36w x 36

Fabric:32ct. Linen Cream

Floss:1 DMC color

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a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma

For those who run on caffeine, this fun and witty design says it all! A quick stitch that's perfect for coffee lovers with a sense of...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:71w x 50

Fabric:32ct. Linen Cream

Floss:1 DMC color

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a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma

A sweet and witty design for anyone who believes true love comes with the irresistible aroma of freshly brewed coffee. Counted cross...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:67w x 60

Fabric:32ct. Linen Cream

Floss:DMC Floss

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a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma

Short, simple and delightfully sassy. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 33 x 24. Model stitched on 32ct Cream Evenweave using...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:33w x 24

Fabric:32ct. Linen Cream

Floss:1 DMC color

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a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma

A fun and cheeky design for coffee lovers who know the drill: pour it first, and then they will come. Counted cross stitch pattern....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:56w x 36

Fabric:32ct. Linen Cream

Floss:1 DMC color

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a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma

A playful design for coffee lovers who prefer their daily buzz in a mug. This witty saying is sure to bring a smile to anyone who considers...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:49w x 48

Fabric:32ct. Linen Cream

Floss:1 DMC color

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a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma

A fun and relatable design for coffee lovers who know that a little caffeine can make any conversation better. Counted cross stitch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:39w x 36

Fabric:32ct. Linen Cream

Floss:1 DMC color

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a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma

A fun and charming design for coffee lovers who know that a freshly brewed cup is truly the language of love. Counted cross stitch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:55w x 48

Fabric:32ct. Linen Cream

Floss:1 DMC color

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a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma

Is it meno-rage? Is it acute sleep deprivation? Is it the current state of our country? I don’t know, but I know it has been my current...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:65w x 28

Fabric:28ct. Linen

Floss:DMC Floss

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a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma

A simple yet uplifting reminder to keep shining through life's tougher moments. This inspiring design encourages you to choose glitter over...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:54w x 72

Fabric:32ct. Linen

Floss:Your Choice

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a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma

Never skip the fries, sometimes they are the best part. *NOTES ABOUT THE STITCHED MODEL* I stitched the model on a cotton french fry...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:77w x 85

Fabric:14ct. Aida

Floss:DMC Floss

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Too Hard to Get Back up

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Perfect for anyone who can laugh at the little aches and pains that come with age. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 103 x 77....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:103w x 77

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:4 DMC colors

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It's All About the Stash

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sambrie Stitches Designs

Features colorful stitching motifs, cheerful accents and the perfectly honest phrase “It's all about the stash!” Celebrates the joy of...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:69w x 69

Fabric:18ct. Aida

Floss:7 DMC colors

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Released: 6/17/2026

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Bathroom Concierge Kitty Cat

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

Add a little humor to your bathroom with this adorable design featuring a curious cat and a message every cat owner knows is all too true....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:96w x 96

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:17 DMC colors

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Sassy Threads Series I - Hold On Let Me Over Think This

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

For anyone whose brain never seems to hit the pause button, this witty design perfectly captures the art of overthinking. Counted cross...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:109w x 160

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:8 DMC colors

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Sassy Threads Series I - Sorry! I Don't Take Orders I Barely Take Suggestions

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

For those who prefer to do things their own way, this witty design delivers plenty of sass and humor. Counted cross stitch pattern....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:109w x 160

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:7 DMC colors

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Sassy Threads Series I - Be Happy it Drives People Crazy

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A colorful reminder to choose happiness and let go of what others think. This uplifting design is perfect for anyone who embraces life with...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:109w x 160

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:DMC Floss

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Sassy Threads Series I - Born to Argue

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

For those who always have a comeback ready, this colorful and humorous design is perfect for anyone who proudly admits they were simply...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:109w x 160

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:DMC Floss

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