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When I am Old....Grandchildren

a Cross Stitch Pattern by MarNic Designs

"If I'd know grandchildren were this much fun, I'd had them to begin with!" Model stitched 28 Ct. Antique White Jobelan with DMC floss and...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:119w x 88

Fabric:28ct. Jobelan Antique White

Floss:DMC Floss and Kreinik

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

The fourth of the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set, this sassy cross stitch pattern inspires you to take a beach holiday. Beautiful...

Pattern Details:

Floss:DMC, Kreinik

Designer:Peacock & Fig

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

The Mirror Mirror cross stitch pattern, the third of the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set, is a cheeky look at a mermaid’s beauty...

Pattern Details:

Floss:DMC, Kreinik

Designer:Peacock & Fig

Released: 8/3/2018

$8.98

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A Black Belt is a White Belt who never QUIT

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great TAEKWONDO Phrase/Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Semi Exclusive Licensed artwork by...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:87w x 100

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:Sulky 12 Wt. Cotton Petites™

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rogue Stitchery

This pattern consists of four pages – a full color cover sheet with a photo of the finished design; an easy-to-read pattern that spreads...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:174w x 85

Fabric:14ct. aida white

Released: 7/9/2018

$7.00

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OCD - Obsessive Coffee Disorder

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rogue Stitchery

Perfect for the Coffee Obsessive! This pattern uses various mauves, greens and gray-ish cocoas. The horizontal border along the top and...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:145w x 91

Fabric:14ct. aida white

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rogue Stitchery

Coffee! A favorite drink of so many of us. This pattern calls out to the coffee lover. Designed with a whimsical saying, it uses...

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Stitch Count:100w x 70

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yes, I'm a self confessed coffee addict, and anyone who knows me knows that - so friends are always teasing me. That's okay - just don't...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:90w x 78

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:5 colors Anchor or DMC

Released: 5/28/2018

$6.30

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Loads Of Fun (Laundry Company2)

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Hands on Design

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Silver Creek Samplers

"The power is there whenever you choose, it's found in the heart not in your shoes." Order stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Angel Hair...

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Stitch Count:149w x 71

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Cute saying about your best friend - does she know too much - probably :-)

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:109w x 93

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:6 DMC or Anchor colors

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

A fun and colorful project that explains what exactly is the best therapy around!Let's Go To Therapy is designed to be stitched on 14ct...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:131w x 116

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:5 DMC floss colors

Released: 2/21/2018

$6.00

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Freshly Brewed Coffee

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Don't you just love the smell of freshly brewed coffee - or maybe you're not a coffeeholic like me. Anyway, this makes a great little...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:121w x 79

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:6 colors DMC or Anchor

Released: 2/15/2018

$6.50

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Coffee Drinker ... Camping Problem

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great COFFEE/CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:132w x 108

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:Sulky 12 Wt. Cotton Petites™

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Don't Make Old People Mad - we don't like being old in the first place so it doesn't take much to piss us off. Counted cross stitch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:70w x 87

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Best Friends & Coffee

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Best Friends don't care if your house is clean, they care if you have coffee. Great chart for coffee lovers.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:94w x 75

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:6 colors DMC or Anchor

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

Have you ever had days where you want to just say no to stupidity?! This elegant and funny cross stitch pattern is perfect for making you...

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Floss:DMC

Designer:Peacock & Fig

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

My little dog barks at EVERYTHING! Maybe you know someone with one like that - or do you have one too.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:92w x 107

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:4 colors DMC or Anchor

Released: 12/11/2017

$6.30

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My Drinking Friends ... Camping Problem

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great FRIENDS/CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:130w x 98

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Official Cookie Tester

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great HOLIDAY Phrase/Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Licensed artwork by Sanquentti Design....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:106w x 100

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Ohh Deer Christmas is Here

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great HOLIDAY Phrase/Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Licensed artwork by Sanquentti Design....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:99w x 99

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

Celebrate the joy of a beautiful newborn with this exquisite baby girl cross stitch pattern! Her Ladyship includes an alphabet chart and...

Pattern Details:

Floss:DMC, Kreinik

Designer:Peacock & Fig

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

Commemorate the arrival of the handsome newborn with this regal baby boy cross stitch pattern! His Lordship comes with an alphabet and full...

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Floss:DMC, Kreinik

Designer:Peacock & Fig

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

If you've ever wondered what to take to a bridal shower, then maybe this sassy marriage cross stitch pattern will be just what you're...

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Floss:DMC

Designer:Peacock & Fig

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

You'll never have to wonder what to give for a gift ever again with this elegantly sassy birthday cross stitch pattern. Not only does Bow...

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well, it's true - if Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy - but... watch out for Grandma!

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:104w x 62

Fabric:14ct. aida white

Floss:2 DMC or Anchor floss

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Just a little cute saying - unfortunately that flower truly doesn't grow in everyone's garden.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:60w x 62

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:DMC or Anchor floss

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Ever had someone who wanted you to drop everything and work on.... well, you know. Cute saying for an office wall - makes a great gift.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:95w x 52

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:4 colors DMC or Anchor

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

Shoot for the stars with this sweet and whimsical design! Featuring a colorful rocket ship, crescent moon, and twinkling stars, it’s...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:84w x 127

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Would you really do this - turn the toilet paper roll to go a different way at someone else's house? I've sure been tempted.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:103w x 85

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:3 colors DMC or Anchor floss

Released: 8/24/2017

$6.00

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Wicked Witch & Grumpy Toad

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Waxing Moon Designs

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:126w x 107

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 105 x 105. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:105w x 105

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Whimsical thought, maybe you'd rather be a unicorn. Cute unicorn to stitch for child's room.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:112w x 140

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:16 colors ANC or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

This gorgeous cross stitch pattern is the perfect inspirational quote for women! Let the world know you are the Queen Bee with glamour and...

Pattern Details:

Floss:DMC, Kreinik

Designer:Peacock & Fig

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

Giggle yourself to sleep with the cheeky meme "Count me baby, all night long." This pretty sheep cross stitch pattern is perfect for that...

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Floss:DMC, Kreinik

Designer:Peacock & Fig

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

Do you believe in unicorns? This pretty unicorn cross stitch pattern gently reminds you to believe that in the good and magical part of...

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Floss:DMC, Kreinik

Designer:Peacock & Fig

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

Do you believe you can fly? This funny motivational quote uses a vintage illustration as inspiration for this tongue-in-cheek cross stitch...

Pattern Details:

Floss:DMC, Kreinik

Designer:Peacock & Fig

Released: 8/10/2017

$8.98

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Too Glam to Give a Damn

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

Let your decor be voted the "best dressed" with this stunning snarky cross stitch pattern! Make any decor luxurious with Too Glam to Give a...

Pattern Details:

Floss:DMC, Kreinik

Designer:Peacock & Fig

Released: 8/10/2017

$11.98

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Never Drive Faster Than Your Broom Can Fly

a Cross Stitch Pattern by MarNic Designs

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:48w x 34

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

If you’re drowning in a sea of stress and the daily grind is getting to you, the Maybe Wine Will Help fun cross stitch pattern will pick...

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Floss:DMC

Designer:Peacock & Fig

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

Inspired by a vintage illustration, this sweet little retro cross stitch pattern is perfect for any home decor or office.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:112w x 75

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

Sarcasm: the perfect answer to every stupid question. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 168 x 151. Model stitched on 14ct fabric...

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Stitch Count:168w x 151

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

Stitch, drink wine, and be happy are inscribed in this inspirational cross stitch pattern — focus on the important things in life.

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Floss:DMC

Designer:Peacock & Fig

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

This elegant vintage cross stitch pattern is inspired by antique French illustrations, but there’s nothing antique about the quote!

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Floss:DMC

Designer:Peacock & Fig

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

Show off your sassy side with this stunning project! This beautiful cross stitch pattern is reminiscent of a vintage cross stitch.

Pattern Details:

Floss:DMC

Designer:Peacock & Fig

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

This funny cross stitch pattern can help remind you to be a sparkly unicorn, not a miserable cow.

Pattern Details:

Floss:DMC

Designer:Peacock & Fig

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

If you are tired, stressed, and just don’t care anymore, this slightly subversive cross stitch pattern will make a cheeky addition to any...

Pattern Details:

Floss:DMC

Designer:Peacock & Fig

Released: 8/6/2017

$11.98

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"I'm Dead without My Coffee!"

a Cross Stitch Pattern by StitchyFish Designs

"Dead without Coffee" pretty much speaks for itself....or for me, in the morning. If you are not able to function before your caffiene...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:80w x 80

Singing Like Nobody's Listening

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kooler Design Studio

Our red hat lady sings as if nobody's listening! This whimsical design is sure to brighten up your day. Lovely for any counted cross-stitch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:101w x 131

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:DMC

Multiple styles available

Released: 6/6/2017

$12.95

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Life is Too Short for Bad Coffee

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great COFFEE Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from artwork by Sanquentti Design. Design is 88...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:88w x 100

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

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