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Super Mom

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Moms are truly super - great chart to finish for "your" Mom - or for yourself.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:108w x 160

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:16 DMC or Anchor

Released: 5/22/2017

$10.00

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Beer Drinker ... Camping Problem

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great BEER/CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:98w x 110

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Wine Drinker ... Camping Problem

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great WINE/CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:98w x 150

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

I'd Exercise ... Wine

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great EXERCISE/WINE Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design. ...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:127w x 98

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Released: 5/13/2017

$4.50

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Campers Have S'more Fun

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great CAMPER Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design. Design is...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:124w x 100

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Released: 5/13/2017

$4.50

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Carpe Vino - Seize The Wine

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great Carpe Vino Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive Artwork by Sanquentti...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:147w x 100

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive Artwork by Sanquentti Design. Design is...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:105w x 100

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Released: 5/11/2017

$4.50

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Life ... Coffee N' Wine

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great COFFEE/WINE Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design. ...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:86w x 97

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive Artwork by Sanquentti...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:106w x 64

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching

Bitch is a subversive and sassy saying cross stitch chart designed by my dear friend StitchBitch. This line of charts requires a twisted...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:45w x 51

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:5 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching

Ready to giggle? Between fish stories and other man stories many of us know this one in our sleep and now StitchBitch has brought it to us...

Pattern Details:

Floss:3 DMC Floss colors

Sassy Fun Mom - Mama Needs A Beer

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great Sassy Fun Mom Words Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this Sassy Fun Mom cross stitch design from artwork by...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 78

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Sassy Fun Mom - May Your Coffee ...

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great Sassy Fun Mom Words Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this Sassy Fun Mom cross stitch design from artwork by...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:94w x 100

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Sassy Fun Mom - Messy Bun ....

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great Sassy Fun Mom Words Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this Sassy Fun Mom cross stitch design from artwork by...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:99w x 89

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching

A little subversive humor most mothers feel. Well now you can cross stitch it and hang it in your kitchen! Starve is designed using only...

Pattern Details:

Floss:20 skeins DMC #310

Designer:Jamie Larson

Released: 4/20/2017

$14.00

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My Cat.... Wakes Me EARLY

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

So you have a cat who wakes you --- or you have a friend that does. This is a compliment chart to my "My Dog". So now both are available...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:110w x 82

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:5 DMC or Anchor

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

What purpose does your coffee serve? Needless to say, I'm a coffeeholic. I love coffee and I love stitching about coffee. This will make...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:113w x 101

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:5 DMC or Anchor

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Be decisive. Make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. Counted cross stitch pattern....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:71w x 73

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

The Reason I Wake up Early

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

MY DOG - is the reason I wake up in the morning.... cute cross stitch for the dog lover in your life.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:109w x 84

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:3 colors DMC or Anchor

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

These cute monkeys take you under the Big Top to say this funny and familiar phrase!Not My Monkeys is designed to be stitched on 14ct White...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:132w x 176

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:14 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching

Need a good laugh? Frame it or turn it in to a bell pull. This chart will bring hours of giggles to someone with a twisted sense of humor....

Pattern Details:

Floss:9 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching

A great design for those with a twisted sense of humor. The "censored" section showed on the image of the design is not an actual part of...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:49w x 71

a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching

Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 84 x 46. Model stitched on 14ct Lambswool Aida using DMC floss.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:84w x 46

Fabric:14ct. Aida Lambswool

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

I'm Sorry, I ran out of Coffee, so today is cancelled. Easy chart - great for that coffee drinker.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:120w x 120

Fabric:14ct. Aida Antique White

Floss:9 colors DMC or Anchor

Released: 2/6/2017

$6.30

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Quotables Coffee Everything

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:93w x 99

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 2

Designer:PinoyStitch

Multiple styles available

Released: 1/22/2017

$8.50

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Quotables Coffee Life

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

A quotables word art pattern with little or no backstitching. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 94 x 107. Model stitched on 14ct...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:94w x 107

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:3 DMC colors

Multiple styles available

Released: 1/22/2017

$8.50

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Quotables Coffee All You Need

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:94w x 103

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 3

Designer:PinoyStitch

Multiple styles available

Released: 1/22/2017

$8.50

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Quotables Coffee Less is More

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:92w x 99

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 2

Designer:PinoyStitch

Multiple styles available

Released: 1/22/2017

$8.50

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Quotables Who Needs Luck St. Patrick Cross Stitch

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Bring in some luck with this easy cross stitch project. All full cross stitches, no back stitches and can fit into a hoop for...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:49w x 59

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 9

Designer:Sanqunetti

Multiple styles available

Released: 1/1/2017

$8.50

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Snow Place Like Home - 3

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Country Cottage Needleworks

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:59w x 72

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:56w x 48

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 6

Designer:PinoyStitch

Multiple styles available

Released: 12/3/2016

$8.50

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Quotables Pizza Sleep & Wifi

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:59w x 46

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 10

Designer:PinoyStitch

Multiple styles available

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch

This counted cross stitch pattern with the fishing quote, A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work, was created from Artwork by...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:121w x 154

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch

This counted cross stitch pattern with the fishing quote, There's always time for one more cast, was created from Artwork by Gomolach. Only...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:140w x 156

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch

This counted cross stitch pattern with the fishing quote, Good things come to those who Bait was created from Artwork by Gomolach.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:106w x 156

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch

This counted cross stitch pattern with the fishing quote, I'd rather be fishing, was created from Artwork by Gomolach. Only full cross...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:142w x 154

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:80w x 106

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

"Instant Human - just add Coffee" Cute little chart for the coffee lover.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:83w x 47

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:5 DMC or Anchor

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Cute coffee design - Fairy tales and magic beans... turn me into a human.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:97w x 66

Fabric:14ct. Aida Antique White

Floss:5 DMC or Anchor

Released: 10/2/2016

$6.30

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Tacos & More Mini Cross Stitch Pattern

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Stitch & a Hoop Pattern: Tacos & More Mini Cross Stitch Pattern Design Source: Pinoy Stitch DMC Floss...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 74

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 15

Designer:PinoyStitch

Multiple styles available

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood

Stitch a sign for your house to remind everyone not to park in your spot. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 94 x 79. Model...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:94w x 79

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross-Point Designs

Great for the office! Featuring Felix, a real live twenty pound cat who sometimes gets himself into a little bit of trouble. A floss...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:112w x 56

Quotables Fitness Sore Today

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:67w x 72

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 8

Designer:PinoyStitch

Multiple styles available

Released: 9/10/2016

$8.50

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Quotables Fitness Beauty

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:63w x 64

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 8

Designer:PinoyStitch

Multiple styles available

Released: 9/10/2016

$8.50

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Quotables Fitness Strong New Skinny

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:74w x 63

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 9

Designer:PinoyStitch

Multiple styles available

Released: 9/10/2016

$8.50

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Quotables Fitness Train Like a Beast

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:68w x 83

Fabric:14ct. Aida

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 8

Multiple styles available

Released: 9/10/2016

$8.50

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Quotables Fitness Lipstick

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:74w x 51

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 7

Designer:PinoyStitch

Multiple styles available

Released: 9/10/2016

$8.50

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Sassy Lady Knit Happens

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Cross stitch Sassy Ladies speak their mind! Designed retro style with quirky quotes for a fun project. Easy stitch, mostly full...

Pattern Details:

Size:4 w x 4 h Inches

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 12

Designer:PinoyStitch

Multiple styles available

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Cross stitch Sassy Ladies speak their mind! Designed retro style with quirky quotes for a fun project. Easy stitch, mostly full...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:58w x 49

Fabric:14ct. Aida

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 12

Multiple styles available

a Cross Stitch Pattern by MarNic Designs

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:95w x 52

Released: 8/8/2016

$3.99

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