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Quotables Coffee Less is More

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:92w x 99

Fabric:0

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 2

Multiple styles available

Released: 1/22/2017

$8.50

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Quotables Who Needs Luck St. Patrick Cross Stitch

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Bring in some luck with this easy cross stitch project. All full cross stitches, no back stitches and can fit into a hoop for...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:49w x 59

Fabric:0

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 9

Multiple styles available

Released: 1/1/2017

$8.50

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Snow Place Like Home - 3

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Country Cottage Needleworks

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:59w x 72

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:56w x 48

Fabric:0

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 6

Multiple styles available

Released: 12/3/2016

$8.50

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Quotables Pizza Sleep & Wifi

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:59w x 46

Fabric:0

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 10

Multiple styles available

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch

This counted cross stitch pattern with the fishing quote, A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work, was created from Artwork by...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:121w x 154

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch

This counted cross stitch pattern with the fishing quote, There's always time for one more cast, was created from Artwork by Gomolach. Only...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:140w x 156

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch

This counted cross stitch pattern with the fishing quote, Good things come to those who Bait was created from Artwork by Gomolach.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:106w x 156

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch

This counted cross stitch pattern with the fishing quote, I'd rather be fishing, was created from Artwork by Gomolach. Only full cross...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:142w x 154

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:80w x 106

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

"Instant Human - just add Coffee" Cute little chart for the coffee lover.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:83w x 47

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:5 DMC or Anchor

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Cute coffee design - Fairy tales and magic beans... turn me into a human.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:97w x 66

Fabric:14ct. Aida Antique White

Floss:5 DMC or Anchor

Released: 10/2/2016

$6.30

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Tacos & More Mini Cross Stitch Pattern

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Stitch & a Hoop Pattern: Tacos & More Mini Cross Stitch Pattern Design Source: Pinoy Stitch DMC Floss...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 74

Fabric:0

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 15

Multiple styles available

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood

Stitch a sign for your house to remind everyone not to park in your spot. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 94 x 79. Model...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:94w x 79

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross-Point Designs

Great for the office! Featuring Felix, a real live twenty pound cat who sometimes gets himself into a little bit of trouble. A floss...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:112w x 56

Quotables Fitness Sore Today

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:67w x 72

Fabric:0

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 8

Multiple styles available

Released: 9/10/2016

$8.50

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Quotables Fitness Beauty

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:63w x 64

Fabric:0

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 8

Multiple styles available

Released: 9/10/2016

$8.50

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Quotables Fitness Strong New Skinny

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:74w x 63

Fabric:0

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 9

Multiple styles available

Released: 9/10/2016

$8.50

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Quotables Fitness Train Like a Beast

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:68w x 83

Fabric:14ct. Aida

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 8

Multiple styles available

Released: 9/10/2016

$8.50

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Quotables Fitness Lipstick

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:74w x 51

Fabric:0

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 7

Multiple styles available

Released: 9/10/2016

$8.50

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Sassy Lady Knit Happens

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Cross stitch Sassy Ladies speak their mind! Designed retro style with quirky quotes for a fun project. Easy stitch, mostly full...

Pattern Details:

Size:4 w x 4 h Inches

Fabric:0

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 12

Multiple styles available

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Cross stitch Sassy Ladies speak their mind! Designed retro style with quirky quotes for a fun project. Easy stitch, mostly full...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:58w x 49

Fabric:14ct. Aida

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 12

Multiple styles available

a Cross Stitch Pattern by MarNic Designs

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:95w x 52

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Without water you cannot make coffee - and I'm all about the coffee. This will make a cute little gift for that coffee lover in your life.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:93w x 69

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:7 DMC or Anchor colors

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:67w x 67

Fabric:14ct. Aida Lambswool

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Great and simple chart for the coffee addict. Why are you talking to me before I've had my coffee.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:106w x 136

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:3 colors DMC or Anchor

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood

Beach, repeat... a fun, whimsical nautical cross stitch pattern for any beach bum like me... or for lovely beach house decor.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:57w x 71

Fabric:14ct. Aida Beige

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

"I drink coffee for your protection". Excellent gift for that coffee loving friend, or maybe for yourself.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:85w x 88

Fabric:14ct. Fiddler's Cloth Oatmeal Lite

Floss:4 colors DMC or Anchor

a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching

Perfect for all Donkey lovers or just those who have a jackass in the family! This sassy and humorous monochrome cross stitch chart is...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:126w x 81

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:3 Skeins DMC floss

a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching

This humorous Woodpecker monochrome cross stitch chart is designed using only full stitches making it perfect for any fabric count. 16...

Pattern Details:

Fabric:0

Floss:3 Skeins DMC floss

Designer:Jamie Larson

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Coffee Survivor - one who can ask for coffee in any language!

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:89w x 78

Fabric:14ct. Fiddler's Cloth Oatmeal Lite

Floss:5 DMC or Anchor colors

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

I've felt that way sometimes. Great chart to remind yourself how strong you really are - or a great gift for that super friend. Counted...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:117w x 95

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

I love coffee, and it always seems to cheer me up. Great gift for a coffee loving friend.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:92w x 115

Fabric:14ct. Aida Platinum

Floss:5 DMC or Anchor colors

Released: 4/12/2016

$6.30

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Dear Lord... She's Awake

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

"Dear Lord, Help me to live my life in such a way that when my feet hit the floor in the morning, satan shudders and says, Oh S---, she's...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:65w x 80

Fabric:14ct. Aida

Floss:4 DMC or Anchor colors

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

"I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly" I love sparkly stuff, so this was a no brainer for me. ...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:76w x 88

Fabric:14ct. Aida Opalescent on White

Floss:1 color DMC or Anchor and one color Nordic Gold

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

"It's been a rough week. But on a positive side I didn't need any bail money and i didn't have to hide any bodies." Cute saying for...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:95w x 126

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:3 colors DMC or Anchor

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

This leaflet includes the chart and instructions. The floss, fabric and any other supplies required to complete the project are...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:160w x 140

Fabric:18ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

This leaflet includes the chart and instructions. The floss, fabric and any other supplies required to complete the project are...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:94w x 69

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

"I made it though the day without beating anyone with a chair, I'd say my people skills are improving".

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:99w x 105

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:4 colors DMC or Anchor

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

"Dear Lord, help me to be the kind of person my dog things I am". Easy chart to stitch for yourself or a dog friendly friend.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:80w x 54

Fabric:14ct. Aida Blue

Floss:1 color DMC or Anchor

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

I've heard many times, "that which doesn't kill you will make you stronger"...but I sure don't want to meet a bear - don't think I could...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:131w x 103

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Finally Got it Together

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Cute, fun chart - "Finally got it altogether, but I forgot where I put it."

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:113w x 107

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:3 colors DMC or Anchor

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

"I'm not stressed" says the cat as he looks exactly the opposite. This would make a great gift for a friend, or hang it where you can see...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:49w x 73

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:3 DMC or Anchor colors

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Lizzie Kate

Sassy Lady A Stitch a Day

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Mini Cross Stitch Pattern: Sassy Lady A Stitch a Day Design Source: PinoyStitch DMC Floss Colors: 13 Stitch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:58w x 50

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 13

Multiple styles available

Released: 2/16/2016

$8.00

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Sassy Lady Give a Damn

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Mini Cross Stitch Pattern: Sassy Lady Give a Damn Design Source: PInoyStitch DMC Floss Colors: 14 Stitch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:57w x 49

Fabric:0

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 14

Multiple styles available

Released: 2/16/2016

$8.00

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MetalFoot's Missives I

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma

A fun, easy stitched "subversive" style quote in a series created by my son "MetalFoot". This design uses just 4 colors and all full...

Pattern Details:

Size:varies with fabric used

Fabric:0

Floss:4 DMC Cotton Colors

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

This leaflet includes the chart and instructions. The floss, fabric and any other supplies required to complete the project are...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:134w x 54

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rogue Stitchery

This pattern consists of four pages – a cover sheet; instructions; black and white pattern with symbols, and a color legend. The legend...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:135w x 134

Fabric:14ct. aida white

Little Chuckles-No Thinking Before I Speak

a Cross Stitch Pattern by MarNic Designs

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:147w x 129

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