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Sassy Lady Care

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Cross stitch Sassy Ladies speak their mind! Designed retro style with quirky quotes for a fun project. Easy stitch, mostly full stitches...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:59w x 49

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 13

Multiple styles available

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Cross stitch Sassy Ladies speak their mind! Designed retro style with quirky quotes for a fun project. Easy stitch, mostly full stitches...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:57w x 49

Fabric:14ct. Aida

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 11

Multiple styles available

Released: 4/20/2014

$8.00

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What's A Little Fur Amoung Friends

a Cross Stitch Pattern by MarNic Designs

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:69w x 67

Released: 3/3/2014

$5.00

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Let It Snow (Somewhere Else)

a Cross Stitch Pattern by X's & Oh's

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Homespun Elegance Ltd

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Homespun Elegance Ltd

a Cross Stitch Pattern by X's & Oh's

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:101w x 161

Fabric:28ct. Jobelan Ivory

a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching

How Do I? is designed to be stitched using both full stitches and backstitching on any fabric count.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:102w x 100

Fabric:14ct. Aida Rain (Country French)

Floss:4 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching

Stupid is designed by my friend StitchBitch who has a wicked, sharp and twisted sense of humor. Designed using full stitches as well as...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:52w x 70

Floss:7 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching

Be Mine is designed by StitchBitch and exclusive to White Willow Stitching. This design does include both full stitches and backstitching....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:50w x 69

Fabric:14ct. Aida Antique White

Floss:6 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching

Light Up! is designed by StitchBitch. Created for those with a wicked, sharp and twisted sense of humor. This chart does use both full...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:57w x 83

Fabric:14ct. Aida Black

Floss:6 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching

Bad Boy is designed by my friend StitchBitch who has a wicked, sharp and twisted sense of humor. Designed using full stitches and...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:79w x 62

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:6 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Linda Jeanne Jenkins

So just hand over the cross stitching and nobody will get pinched! This design is worked with whole stitches and backstitching.

Pattern Details:

Floss:DMC

Designer:Linda Jeanne Jenkins

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Scarlett House

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch

This counted cross stitch pattern of Roosevelt the cat was designed from the beautiful artwork of Gail Gastfield. Only full cross stitches...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:178w x 211

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch

This counted cross stitch pattern of Roosevelt the cat was designed from the beautiful artwork of Gail Gastfield. Only full cross stitches...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:212w x 230

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Queen: It's Good To Be Queen

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Mini Cross Stitch Pattern: Queen: It's Good To Be Queen Design Source: Diddy Bag DMC Floss...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:136w x 131

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 20

Multiple styles available

Released: 11/8/2012

$9.00

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Queen: Who Says You Can't Have It All?

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Mini Cross Stitch Pattern: Queen: Who Says You Can't Have It All? Design Source: Diddy Bag DMC Floss...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:134w x 121

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 13

Multiple styles available

Released: 11/8/2012

$9.00

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Queen: She Who Must Be Obeyed

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Mini Cross Stitch Pattern: Queen: She Who Must Be Obeyed Design Source: Antique Chart Adaptation DMC Floss...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:135w x 177

Fabric:14ct. Aida Red

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 1

Multiple styles available

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Bobbie G Designs

Add a little humor to your homemaking with Laundry Prayer! This playful design features a funny prayer for laundry day, complete with a...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:85w x 113

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:DMC Floss

Multiple styles available

Released: 9/4/2012

$6.00

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Retro Mom's Roadkill Diner

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Mini Cross Stitch Pattern: Retro Mom's Roadkill Diner Design Source: Andy Nortnik DMC Floss Colors: 4 Stitch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:156w x 155

Fabric:14ct. Aida

Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 4

Multiple styles available

Released: 6/16/2012

$12.00

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Your Problem/Duct Tape

a Cross Stitch Pattern by X's & Oh's

"I'm already envisioning the duct tape over your mouth..." "I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce..." Model...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:119w x 89

Fabric:28ct. Jobelan Water Cress

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Linda Jeanne Jenkins

Family and friends aren't the only ones to gather at our homes! Just when we're not looking, a few little "critters" slip in to join the...

Pattern Details:

Floss:Gentle Arts 0350, 1050, 7041, 7060 and Rainbow Gallery Whisper W60 with DMC substitutions listed.

Designer:Linda Jeanne Jenkins

Released: 2/1/2012

$6.00

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Before My Morning Coffee

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch

This counted cross stitch pattern of Roosevelt the cat was designed from the beautiful artwork of Gail Gastfield. Only full cross stitches...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:198w x 230

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch

This counted cross stitch pattern of Roosevelt the cat was designed from the beautiful artwork of Gail Gastfield. Only full cross stitches...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:184w x 230

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch

This counted cross stitch pattern was designed from the beautiful artwork of Gail Gastfield. Only full cross stitches are used in this...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:230w x 221

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

She Who MUST Be Obeyed

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch

This counted cross stitch pattern was designed from the beautiful artwork of Gail Gastfield. Only full cross stitches are used in this...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:148w x 148

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kooler Design Studio

Let the sun shine in your heart! This warm greeting will surely put a smile on anyone's face. It's a clever little design that's fun to...

Pattern Details:

Size:5 5/8w X 5 1/2h"

Floss:DMC

Designer:Barbara Baatz Hillman

Multiple styles available

Released: 8/14/2011

$8.90

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Minis: Chocolate is the Answer

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Cross Stitch Pattern: Chocolate is the Answer Designed by: ©...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:57w x 59

Fabric:14ct. Aida

Floss:DMC Colors: 10

Multiple styles available

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Cross Stitch Pattern: Witchy Woman Designed by: ©...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:58w x 48

Floss:DMC Colors: 4

Designer:© PinoyStitch

Multiple styles available

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Pine Glen Designs

This sampler askes the question that we all find ourselves asking on those days when "nothing goes right".

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:88w x 63

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Pine Glen Designs

This sampler is for all the times that children have sent their mothers mumbling from the room. The next time someone asks if you have...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:89w x 81

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Pine Glen Designs

If you have been accused of having an "attitude" this is the sampler for you. Simply place this disclaimer in plain view and feel free to...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:80w x 80

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Pine Glen Designs

Do people insist upon asking you questions that you can't possibly answer or trying to get you to do things before your first cup of...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:84w x 121

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Pine Glen Designs

If the sun doesn't rise for you until a steam rises from your first cuppa... this is the chart for you.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:56w x 83

Fabric:28ct. Jobelan Summer Sky

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Part of the Pirates series. Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Booty. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:65w x 83

Fabric:14ct. Aida Summer Khaki

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Part of the Pirates series. Piracy - A viable career option. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a 5 inch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:63w x 85

Fabric:14ct. Aida Ivory

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Bobbie G Designs

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:88w x 91

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch

This counted cross stitch pattern was designed from the beautiful artwork of Gail Gastfield. Only full cross stitches are used in this...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:192w x 197

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Alma Lynne Designs

Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 180 x 248. Model stitched on 14ct Antique White Aida using DMC floss.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:180w x 248

Fabric:14ct. Aida Antique White

Addiction vs. Virus (male youth)

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Pine Glen Designs

Looking for a male version of our popular ‘Addiction vs. Virus’ design? We have come up with this male youth version for the younger males...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:59w x 83

Fabric:14ct. Aida Cream

Released: 10/14/2010

$5.00

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Addiction vs. Virus (male)

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Pine Glen Designs

If our male youth version of our popular “Addiction vs Virus” is not suitable for the man in your life, perhaps this one will suit your man...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:59w x 83

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Pine Glen Designs

Model stitched on 28ct. Delicate Teal Jobelan

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:59w x 83

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

A Cluttered Kitchen is a happy kitchen and this one is delirious! When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into an...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:125w x 97

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Women are like Teabags - We never know how strong we are until we are in hot water. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:125w x 97

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Part of the Pirates series. Arrrrhh - Shiver me timbers! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 99w x 125h. Model was stitched on...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:99w x 125

Fabric:14ct. Aida Pewter

Been Fun/Not Interested

a Cross Stitch Pattern by X's & Oh's

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Bobbie G Designs

Pour a little humor into your stitching with Aged Wine! Surrounded by bottles and lush bunches of grapes, this playful design features the...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:43w x 140

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:DMC Floss

Multiple styles available

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Part of the Pirates series. Women who behave - Rarely make history. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:90w x 60

Fabric:14ct. Aida Sage/Summer Khaki

a Cross Stitch Pattern by X's & Oh's

Released: 9/19/2009

$7.00

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