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Let the Sun Shine

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kooler Design Studio

Let the sun shine in your heart! This warm greeting will surely put a smile on anyone's face. It's a clever little design that's fun to...

Pattern Details:

Size:5 5/8w X 5 1/2h"

Fabric:0

Floss:DMC

Multiple styles available

Released: 8/14/2011

$8.90

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Minis: Chocolate is the Answer

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Cross Stitch Pattern: Chocolate is the Answer Designed by: ©...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:57w x 59

Fabric:14ct. Aida

Floss:DMC Colors: 10

Multiple styles available

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Cross Stitch Pattern: Witchy Woman Designed by: ©...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:58w x 48

Fabric:0

Floss:DMC Colors: 4

Multiple styles available

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Pine Glen Designs

This sampler askes the question that we all find ourselves asking on those days when "nothing goes right".

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:88w x 63

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Pine Glen Designs

This sampler is for all the times that children have sent their mothers mumbling from the room. The next time someone asks if you have...

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Stitch Count:89w x 81

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Pine Glen Designs

If you have been accused of having an "attitude" this is the sampler for you. Simply place this disclaimer in plain view and feel free to...

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Stitch Count:80w x 80

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Pine Glen Designs

Do people insist upon asking you questions that you can't possibly answer or trying to get you to do things before your first cup of...

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Stitch Count:84w x 121

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Pine Glen Designs

If the sun doesn't rise for you until a steam rises from your first cuppa... this is the chart for you.

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Stitch Count:56w x 83

Fabric:28ct. Jobelan Summer Sky

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Part of the Pirates series. Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Booty. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a...

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Stitch Count:65w x 83

Fabric:14ct. Aida Summer Khaki

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Part of the Pirates series. Piracy - A viable career option. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a 5 inch...

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Stitch Count:63w x 85

Fabric:14ct. Aida Ivory

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Bobbie G Designs

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:88w x 91

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch

This counted cross stitch pattern was designed from the beautiful artwork of Gail Gastfield. Only full cross stitches are used in this...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:192w x 197

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Alma Lynne Designs

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:180w x 248

Fabric:14ct. Aida Antique White

Addiction vs. Virus (male youth)

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Pine Glen Designs

Looking for a male version of our popular ‘Addiction vs. Virus’ design? We have come up with this male youth version for the younger males...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:59w x 83

Fabric:14ct. Aida Cream

Released: 10/14/2010

$5.00

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Addiction vs. Virus (male)

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Pine Glen Designs

If our male youth version of our popular “Addiction vs Virus” is not suitable for the man in your life, perhaps this one will suit your man...

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Stitch Count:59w x 83

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Pine Glen Designs

Model stitched on 28ct. Delicate Teal Jobelan

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Stitch Count:59w x 83

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

A Cluttered Kitchen is a happy kitchen and this one is delirious! When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into an...

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Stitch Count:125w x 97

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Women are like Teabags - We never know how strong we are until we are in hot water. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28...

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Stitch Count:125w x 97

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Part of the Pirates series. Arrrrhh - Shiver me timbers! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 99w x 125h. Model was stitched on...

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Stitch Count:99w x 125

Fabric:14ct. Aida Pewter

Been Fun/Not Interested

a Cross Stitch Pattern by X's & Oh's

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Bobbie G Designs

Pour a little humor into your stitching with Aged Wine! Surrounded by bottles and lush bunches of grapes, this playful design features the...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:43w x 140

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:DMC Floss

Multiple styles available

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Part of the Pirates series. Women who behave - Rarely make history. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a...

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Stitch Count:90w x 60

Fabric:14ct. Aida Sage/Summer Khaki

a Cross Stitch Pattern by X's & Oh's

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Part of the Pirates series. Pirate Queen. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a 5 inch by 7 inch frame....

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Stitch Count:60w x 80

Fabric:14ct. Aida Mushroom

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Love Pirate, Ye've plundered me heart. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a 5 inch by 7 inch frame....

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Stitch Count:47w x 74

Fabric:28ct. Lugana Summer Khaki

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

The tools every pirate needs. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into an 8 inch by 10 inch frame. Three coin...

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Stitch Count:99w x 126

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by X's & Oh's

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

...Loves me, Loves me not...'tis no matter, I'm all he's got. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a 5...

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Stitch Count:58w x 86

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Part of the Pirates series. Why work - when you can pillage and plunder. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits...

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Stitch Count:85w x 55

Fabric:14ct. Aida Summer Khaki

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Perfect for framing, gifting, or hanging in your crafty cove, Pirate’s Creed is a hilarious nod to creative grit—whether you're sewing at...

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Stitch Count:60w x 90

Fabric:14ct. Aida Lambswool

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

To gno-me is to love me. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a 5 inch by 7 inch frame. Heart button...

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Stitch Count:60w x 90

Fabric:14ct. Aida Mystic Grey

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

What Santa brings if you don't Believe. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a 5 inch by 7 inch frame....

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Stitch Count:63w x 91

Fabric:14ct. Aida Antique White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Our Family puts the Fun in Dysfunctional. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a 5 inch by 7 inch frame....

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Stitch Count:96w x 65

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

A woman knows this is so true!

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Stitch Count:158w x 92

Fabric:28ct. Linen Icelandic Blue

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Bold stitched in rich wine tones, the cheeky message “Wine a bit… you’ll feel better" is perfect for wine lovers with a sense of humor!...

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Stitch Count:53w x 71

Fabric:14ct. Aida Lambswool

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

A good friend is like a bra - Close to your heart and very supportive. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits...

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Stitch Count:46w x 64

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Proud member of the Black Hat Society. Candy corn button included.

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Stitch Count:69w x 49

Fabric:14ct. Aida Lilac

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Why do men fish? Because they’re utterly enchanted by a particular mermaid’s allure! In this fun-sized design, a flirtatious mermaid holds...

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Stitch Count:55w x 75

Fabric:14ct. Aida Ice Blue

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

I shall wear purple with a red hat. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a 5 inch by 7 inch frame. Purple...

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Stitch Count:49w x 68

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Beer - helping men to dance since 1862. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a 5 inch by 7 inch frame....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:64w x 46

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Released: 1/1/2006

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