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Funny Phrases Cross Stitch Patterns
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Sassy Threads Series I - It's Okay if You Don't Like Me. Not Everyone Has Good Taste.
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A little sassy and full of confidence, this humorous design is perfect for anyone who believes that not everyone has good taste. A fun...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
109w x 160
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
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Sassy Threads Series II - Butt First Coffee
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Start your day with a smile and a cup of coffee! This playful design featuring a mischievous cat is the perfect stitch for coffee lovers...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
140w x 99
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
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Sassy Threads Series II - Come to the Dark Side We Have Cookies
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
oin the fun side with this cheeky design featuring the irresistible invitation, "Come to the Dark Side... We Have Cookies." A playful...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
140w x 99
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
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Sassy Threads Series II - I Don't Like Morning People. Or People. Or Mornings.
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Not a morning person? This hilarious design says it all! Perfect for anyone who needs coffee before conversation and isn't afraid to admit...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
140w x 99
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
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Sassy Threads Series II - I Eat Cake Because It's Somebody's Birthday Somewhere
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Life's too short to skip dessert! This colorful and lighthearted design is perfect for anyone who believes it's always somebody's birthday...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
140w x 99
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
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Sassy Threads Series II - Kiss My Sass
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A little bold, a little sassy, and guaranteed to get a laugh! This playful design is perfect for anyone with a feisty sense of humor and a...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
140w x 99
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
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Sassy Threads Series II - Sarcasm Level Expert
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
For those who have mastered the art of witty comebacks, this hilarious design features a "Sarcasm Level: Expert" meter that's perfect for...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
140w x 99
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
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Sassy Threads Series II - Zero Meows Given
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Perfect for cat lovers with a sassy streak, this playful design features the cheeky phrase "Zero Meows Given." A fun stitch that's sure to...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
140w x 99
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
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$5.95
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A MUGnificent Stitch - DON'T KALE MY VIBE
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Beautiful FARMERS MARKET THEME SAYING design in our A MUGnificent Stitch Series of counted cross stitch designs! DON'T KALE MY VIBE in...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
154w x 156
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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A MUGnificent Stitch - IT TAKES TWO TO MANGO
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Beautiful FARMERS MARKET THEME SAYING design in our A MUGnificent Stitch Series of counted cross stitch designs! IT TAKES TWO TO MANGO in...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
154w x 156
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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A MUGnificent Stitch - PRACTICE WHAT YOU PEACH
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Beautiful FARMERS MARKET THEME SAYING design in our A MUGnificent Stitch Series of counted cross stitch designs! PRACTICE WHAT YOU PEACH...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
154w x 156
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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A MUGnificent Stitch - YOU'VE GUAC TO BE KIDDING ME
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Beautiful FARMERS MARKET THEME SAYING design in our A MUGnificent Stitch Series of counted cross stitch designs! YOU'VE GUAC TO BE...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
154w x 156
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$5.95
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Queen of Quite a Lot
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by The Scarlett House
Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 111 x 66. Model stitched on 40ct Legacy linen by Picture This Plus using DMC floss. We do not...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
111w x 66
Fabric:
40ct. Linen
Floss:
6 DMC colors
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$5.60
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Roses are Red Violets are Blue ... Poo
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
It's a sweet, humorous thank-you note from your furry friend—perfectly capturing that adorable blend of love and, well… responsibility....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
118w x 139
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
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$5.09
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Love You To The Moon
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
Shoot for the stars with this sweet and whimsical design! Featuring a colorful rocket ship, crescent moon, and twinkling stars, it’s...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
84w x 127
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
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$5.09
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A Cat Saying - I Run on Coffee, Sarcasm And Cats
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A GREAT CAT SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 198 stitches wide by 192 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
192w x 198
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
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A Dog Saying - I Run on Coffee, Sarcasm and Dogs
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A GREAT DOG SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 198 stitches wide by 198 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
198w x 198
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$5.09
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My Dog Thinks I'm Cool
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
My Dog Thinks I'm Cool - She's(He's) Very Wise. Licensed artwork by Anastasia Feya. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 160 x 146....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
160w x 146
Fabric:
16ct. Aida White
Floss:
2 DMC colors
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My Cat Thinks I'm Cool
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
My Cat Thinks I'm Cool She's Very Wise. (omit the S in she if you have a male cat) :-) A GREAT CAT SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
160w x 155
Fabric:
16ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$5.09
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Life Is What Happens Between Coffee And Beer
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great LIFE IS WHAT HAPPENS BETWEEN COFFEE AND BEER saying/phrase design. Designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 80 stitches wide by 128...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
80w x 128
Fabric:
16ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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If you keep a glass of WINE in each hand, you can't touch your face.
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great WINE saying with wearing a mask for Covid in mind! IF YOU KEEP A GLASS OF WINE IN EACH HAND, YOU CAN'T TOUCH YOUR FACE counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
180w x 116
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$5.09
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If you keep a BEER in each hand, you can't touch your face.
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great BEER saying with wearing a mask for Covid in mind! IF YOU KEEP A BEER IN EACH HAND, YOU CAN'T TOUCH YOUR FACE counted cross stitch...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
180w x 96
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$5.09
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Help! There's a Cat in my Lap and I Can't Get Up!
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
This playful pattern features a sweet, sleeping kitty positioned atop the bold phrase, making it both a laugh-out-loud conversation starter...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
80w x 98
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
3 DMC colors
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$3.79
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Life Is Better With Cats
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Let your devotion to whiskers and purrs shine in every stitch! This delightful pattern spells out a heartfelt truth with playfulness—Life...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 108
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
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$3.79
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Life is Too Short for Bad Coffee
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great COFFEE Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from artwork by Sanquentti Design. Design is 88...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
88w x 100
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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Life ... Coffee N' Wine
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great COFFEE/WINE Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design. ...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
86w x 97
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
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$3.79
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Dear Santa
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 110 x 245. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss. Design is all full cross...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
110w x 245
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
1 DMC color
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$3.79
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Dog - I Wanna Be A Stay At Home Dog Mom
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Let your heart—and hoop—speak for itself with I Wanna Be a Stay at Home Dog Mom! This adorable design features a sweet dog silhouette...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 67
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
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$3.79
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A Cat Saying - I Wanna Be A Stay At Home Cat Mom
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
An Adorable CAT SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 114 stitches wide by 56...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
114w x 56
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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Beer Drinker ... Camping Problem
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great BEER/CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 110
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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A Cat Saying - Major Cattitude
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
An Adorable CAT SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 98 stitches wide by 95 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 95
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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Camping Without Wine is Just Sitting in the Woods
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Camping/Wine saying designed by Marcia Manning. Original artwork by Tara Reed Designs. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
126w x 130
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
4 DMC colors
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It's The Cat's House We Just Pay The Mortgage
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
PURRFECT! ADORABLE CAT Saying by Marcia Manning. Original Art by Funky Frog Creative Designs. Design is 116 stitches wide by 138 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
116w x 138
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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A Funny Saying - Alexa, Clean My House
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A FUNNY ALEXA SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 159 stitches wide by 119 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
159w x 119
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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Dear Santa, It Was the Gnome
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Dear Santa, It was the Gnome! Marcia Manning designed this from original artwork by Black Cats Media. Counted cross stitch pattern....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
144w x 148
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
4 DMC colors
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Today's Workout
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Hilarious WINE SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 146 stitches wide by 157...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
146w x 157
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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Schools Out - Teachers Care To The Core
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great SCHOOLS OUT Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 98 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 67
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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Oh Quaran-Tree
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A PERFECT summery of 2020, is this cute Christmas Saying counted cross stitch design. Cross Stitch design by Marcia Manning. Design is 67...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
67w x 80
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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OCD ... Camping
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive Artwork by Sanquentti...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
106w x 64
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
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$3.79
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Farmers Market - You've Guac To Be Kidding Me
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Farm Market Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 100 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 88
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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I'm Multitasking. I Can Listen, Ignore and Forget at the Same Time
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
PURRFECT! ADORABLE CAT Saying by Marcia Manning. Original Art by Funky Frog Creative Designs. Design is 120 stitches wide by 150 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
120w x 150
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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Farmers Market - Peas Be Kind to Others
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Farm Market Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 98 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 90
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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I'd Exercise ... Wine
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great EXERCISE/WINE Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design. ...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
127w x 98
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
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$3.79
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Wine Drinker ... Camping Problem
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great WINE/CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 150
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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Teacher Off Duty
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great School's Out design. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 98 x 68. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss. Chart...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 68
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
3 DMC colors
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$3.79
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Farmers Market - Don't Kale My Vibe
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Farm Market Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 100 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Cross Stitch Wonders
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$3.79
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Beer Drinker ... Fishing Problem
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Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great BEER/FISHING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Design is 100 stitches wide by 110 stitches high. Included is a large/easy to...
Pattern Details:
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Cross Stitch Wonders
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Farmers Market - Practice What You Peach
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Farm Market Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 78 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Cross Stitch Wonders
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$3.79
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Smile S'more
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great S'MORE / CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Licensed Artwork by Sanquentti...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
79w x 100
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
On Sale:
$3.79
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Life Update Still Love Dogs People Not So Much
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
ADORABLE DOG Saying by Marcia Manning. Original Art by Funky Frog Creative Designs. Design is 110 stitches wide by 128 stitches high.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
110w x 128
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
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$3.79
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