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Funny Phrases Cross Stitch Patterns
Need a laugh stitch? Choose a funny phrase cross stitch with clean lettering and simple borders. Finish a small for a desk or housewarming gift.
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Queen: She Who Must Be Obeyed
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by PinoyStitch
Mini Cross Stitch Pattern: Queen: She Who Must Be Obeyed Design Source: Antique Chart Adaptation DMC Floss...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
135w x 177
Fabric:
14ct. Aida Red
Floss:
DMC Floss Colors: 1
Multiple styles available
Released: 11/4/2012
On Sale:
$7.65
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Laundry Prayer
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Bobbie G Designs
Add a little humor to your homemaking with Laundry Prayer! This playful design features a funny prayer for laundry day, complete with a...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
85w x 113
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
Multiple styles available
Released: 9/4/2012
On Sale:
$5.09
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Retro Mom's Roadkill Diner
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by PinoyStitch
Mini Cross Stitch Pattern: Retro Mom's Roadkill Diner Design Source: Andy Nortnik DMC Floss Colors: 4 Stitch...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
156w x 155
Fabric:
14ct. Aida
Floss:
DMC Floss Colors: 4
Multiple styles available
Released: 6/16/2012
On Sale:
$10.19
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Let the Sun Shine
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Kooler Design Studio
Let the sun shine in your heart! This warm greeting will surely put a smile on anyone's face. It's a clever little design that's fun to...
Pattern Details:
Size:
5 5/8w X 5 1/2h"
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Barbara Baatz Hillman
Multiple styles available
Released: 8/14/2011
On Sale:
$7.55
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Minis: Chocolate is the Answer
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by PinoyStitch
Cross Stitch Pattern: Chocolate is the Answer Designed by: ©...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
57w x 59
Fabric:
14ct. Aida
Floss:
DMC Colors: 10
Multiple styles available
Released: 6/16/2011
On Sale:
$5.09
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Minis: Witchy Woman
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by PinoyStitch
Cross Stitch Pattern: Witchy Woman Designed by: ©...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
58w x 48
Floss:
DMC Colors: 4
Designer:
© PinoyStitch
Multiple styles available
Released: 6/16/2011
On Sale:
$6.79
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Shiver Me Timbers
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sue Hillis Designs
Part of the Pirates series. Arrrrhh - Shiver me timbers! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 99w x 125h. Model was stitched on...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
99w x 125
Fabric:
14ct. Aida Pewter
Floss:
DMC Floss
Released: 2/23/2010
On Sale:
$7.65
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Aged Wine
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Bobbie G Designs
Pour a little humor into your stitching with Aged Wine! Surrounded by bottles and lush bunches of grapes, this playful design features the...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
43w x 140
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
Multiple styles available
Released: 1/18/2010
On Sale:
$5.09
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Snow-Woman's Work
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
A woman knows this is so true!
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
158w x 92
Fabric:
28ct. Linen Icelandic Blue
Floss:
DMC Floss
Released: 10/27/2006
On Sale:
$5.95
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Black Hat Society
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sue Hillis Designs
Proud member of the Black Hat Society. Candy corn button included.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
69w x 49
Fabric:
14ct. Aida Lilac
Released: 1/1/2006
On Sale:
$6.79
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