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Coffee & Dinosaurs #2

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Coffee is vital for survival - Dinosaurs didn't have coffee - Look how that turned out. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 98 x...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:98w x 110

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sweet Wing Studio

For the true coffee lovers out there—this fun and cheeky design says it all! Bold lettering and cozy colors make this a perfect project to...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:59w x 90

Fabric:28ct. Lugana Mushroom

Floss:WDW, DMC and CCW

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Lucy Beam

A warm, relatable design that mixes heartfelt sentiment with gentle humor. Featuring soft, rustic motifs and the honest phrase “Pray for...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:86w x 70

Fabric:36ct. Linen

Floss:Gentle Art Sampler Threads, DMC Floss

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Lucy Beam

A heartfelt, gently humorous design that blends honesty with charm. Featuring delicate florals and the candid phrase “Pray for me, I’m...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:97w x 95

Fabric:36ct. Linen

Floss:Gentle Art Sampler Threads, DMC Floss

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

When life rains on your parade, grab your umbrella, scowl proudly, and remember—ruining your day is a you job. This moody little stitch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:110w x 145

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:DMC Floss

Multiple styles available

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Features a cute dinosaur with the phrase - My body knows how old I am, but my mind just refuses to believe it! Counted cross stitch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:79w x 90

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Of course I’m cute… haven’t you seen my great-gram! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 91 x 65. Model stitched on 14ct White...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:91w x 65

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Independent Woman & Dog

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

A hilarious, pet-lover approved design that celebrates the not-so-glamorous side of independence. Featuring playful pups and the relatable...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:86w x 77

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

Your Opinion" is for the unapologetically bold! Featuring a confident woman with one hand on her hip and the other dismissively raised,...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:97w x 125

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:3 DMC floss colors

Multiple styles available

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yup, that's most mornings - but don't forget the coffee! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 83w x 98h. Stitched on 14ct. White...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:83w x 98

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

I wake up every morning planning to be productive then the voice inside my head says..."Ha, Ha, Good one!" And we laugh & laugh and drink...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:105w x 110

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Sounds like a good idea to me - I need all the exercise I can get! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 105w x 83. Stitched on...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:105w x 83

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Oh yeah, and some days I'm not even sure what "normal" is!

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:103w x 94

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

We've all had those days, and this stitch captures it perfectly! Featuring a frazzled woman at her desk, clearly done with it all, this...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:102w x 129

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:6 DMC floss colors

Multiple styles available

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Val's Stuff

Perfect for garden lovers with a sense of humor, this cheerful design features a friendly gardener surrounded by blooming flowers,...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:97w x 122

Fabric:28ct. Lugana Ice Blue

Floss:DMC Floss, Weeks Dye Works

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

This cheeky pattern features the phrase “I used to be a people person but people ruined it for me”, with a no-nonsense lady throwing up the...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:99w x 121

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:4 DMC colors

Multiple styles available

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rosewood Manor

Cross stitch pattern from Rosewood Manor featuring the phrase "There is always one in every crowd"! Pattern is stitched on 28 ct White...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:90w x 60

Fabric:28ct. Linen White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchy Prose

A perfect stitch for somebody that needs a little more than the average Snickers Bar. "If unbearable, please go to the...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:80w x 288

Fabric:32ct. Linen Silvery Moon

Floss:Classic Colorworks, DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rosewood Manor

Cross stitch pattern from Rosewood Manor featuring the phrase "If you are not barefoot, then you are overdressed"! Pattern is stitched...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:80w x 60

Fabric:32ct. Linen White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

I dusted once - it came back. I'm not falling for that again! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 90 x 76. Model stitched on...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:90w x 76

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin...and muffins are healthy - You're Welcome! Counted cross stitch pattern....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:93w x 79

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Features colorful Christmas cocktails beneath the phrase “Santa’s Real Helpers.” With its bright colors, charming details, and lighthearted...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:67w x 67

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well, at least I'm going to try

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:84w x 91

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well, I guess if one lives long enough, this can be correct.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:81w x 96

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:4 color Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yup, that's me - priceless

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:104w x 85

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well, I wish!!

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:80w x 86

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:3 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood

Don't panic. Organize! A design for anti-bullying, pro community or individual empowerment.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:112w x 109

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Val's Stuff

This whimsical spring design features a tall bunny surrounded by blooming flowers and fluttering butterflies. Paired with the playful...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:68w x 168

Fabric:32ct. Linen Lemon Yellow

Floss:DMC Floss, Weeks Dye Works

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rebel Stitcher Designs

This is a printed cross stitch pattern by Rebel Stitcher Designs. It features a whimsical design that says 'I can't decide what pants to...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:136w x 99

Fabric:40ct. Linen

Floss:Classic Color Works

Released: 4/15/2025

$15.00

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OMG They Got Me a Whole Tree

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 63 x 78. Model stitched on 14ct fabric using DMC floss. Great project for perforated paper,...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:63w x 78

Fabric:14ct. Aida Vintage Blue Whisper

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

Add a little sass to your stitching with this stylishly snarky pattern! Featuring a sophisticated lady in a sharp suit, chic hat, and...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:81w x 114

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:23 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood

A Stitch A Day. It's true! I need my stitching time or I'm just not quite right! Fun cross stitch pattern!

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:80w x 100

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:DMC # 3778 (brick red) and #310 (black). Feel free to use your own favortite colors and fabrics.

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

I knew one day I'd get old. But how fast it happened was a bit of a surprise. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 76 x 83. Model...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:76w x 83

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood

Here is a funny design. Happy New Year! Let’s try this again. Fortunately, we get to do that each year, and hopefully make it better each...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:67w x 81

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:DMC #310 (black). Also pictured in red (#321) and blue (#517)

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley

Let's face it, I was crazy before the cats. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 100 x 98. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 98

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Sometimes the thoughts in my head get bored and stroll out of my mouth! That's never a good thing! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:91w x 106

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

This is true for sure!

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:79w x 102

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:9 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yup, only MY dog gets to boss me around.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:94w x 79

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:2 colors Anchor or DMX

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

I woke up got out of bed and had coffee. That's probably enough activity for one day. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 97 x 96....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:97w x 96

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

I'm awake! But, if you're expecting bright eyed & bushy tailed - go catch a squirrel. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 117 x...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:117w x 91

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well, getting old does have it's benefits - I'm still above the grass - BUT, I'm also becoming a "classic".

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:106w x 97

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:4 color Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yup, sometimes that's the most difficult part - just getting startd.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:90w x 81

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:5 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

You go ahead and seize the day - I need coffee first!! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 95 x 77. Model stitched on 14ct White...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:95w x 77

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yeah, it feels like it just sorta happened one day.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:93w x 100

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC floss

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Always - coffee always helps!

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:85w x 94

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:13 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

Because sometimes a hug and a pep talk just aren't enough! 'Five Million Dollars' captures the ultimate daydream of emotional support......

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:91w x 87

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:2 DMC floss colors

Multiple styles available

Released: 10/10/2024

$7.00

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Just One More Episode

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Puntini Puntini

"Just one more episode and other lies I tell myself" Pattern is stitched on 35 ct Cocoa from Weeks Dye Works using DMC threads. Stitch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:103w x 63

Fabric:35ct. Linen Lambswool

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Silver Creek Samplers

This fun and quirky design features a bold, expressive goose paired with playful lettering for a touch of humor and farmhouse flair. With...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:62w x 38

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

They say housework won't kill you! But why take the chance? Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 86 x 80. Model stitched on 14...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:86w x 80

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yeah, that just happens some days!

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:108w x 109

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:3 colors Anhor or DMC

Released: 9/19/2024

$6.50

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