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Was It The Hare?

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Val's Stuff

This whimsical spring design features a tall bunny surrounded by blooming flowers and fluttering butterflies. Paired with the playful...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:68w x 168

Fabric:32ct. Linen Lemon Yellow

Floss:DMC Floss, Weeks Dye Works

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rebel Stitcher Designs

This is a printed cross stitch pattern by Rebel Stitcher Designs. It features a whimsical design that says 'I can't decide what pants to...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:136w x 99

Fabric:40ct. Linen

Floss:Classic Color Works

Released: 4/15/2025

$15.00

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OMG They Got Me a Whole Tree

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 63 x 78. Model stitched on 14ct fabric using DMC floss. Great project for perforated paper,...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:63w x 78

Fabric:14ct. Aida Vintage Blue Whisper

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

Add a little sass to your stitching with this stylishly snarky pattern! Featuring a sophisticated lady in a sharp suit, chic hat, and...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:81w x 114

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:23 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood

A Stitch A Day. It's true! I need my stitching time or I'm just not quite right! Fun cross stitch pattern!

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:80w x 100

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:DMC # 3778 (brick red) and #310 (black). Feel free to use your own favortite colors and fabrics.

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well yeah, it did feel like it was fast, and every week now just flies by.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:76w x 83

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood

Here is a funny design. Happy New Year! Let’s try this again. Fortunately, we get to do that each year, and hopefully make it better each...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:67w x 81

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:DMC #310 (black). Also pictured in red (#321) and blue (#517)

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley

The "Crazy Cat Lady" cross stitch pattern by Artists Alley is a humorous, beginner-friendly counted cross-stitch design featuring a quirky...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 98

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

No - not necessarily a good thing. I have to work at it.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:91w x 106

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

This is true for sure!

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:79w x 102

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:9 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yup, only MY dog gets to boss me around.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:94w x 79

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:2 colors Anchor or DMX

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yup, that's about it for today.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:97w x 96

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well, getting old does have it's benefits - I'm still above the grass - BUT, I'm also becoming a "classic".

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:106w x 97

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:4 color Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well, that pretty much says me first thing in the morning.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:117w x 91

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:8 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yup, sometimes that's the most difficult part - just getting startd.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:90w x 81

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:5 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yeah, it feels like it just sorta happened one day.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:93w x 100

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC floss

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Always - coffee always helps!

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:85w x 94

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:13 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Oh yeah - ALWAYS need coffee first.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:95w x 77

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:8 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

Because sometimes a hug and a pep talk just aren't enough! 'Five Million Dollars' captures the ultimate daydream of emotional support......

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:91w x 87

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:2 DMC floss colors

Multiple styles available

Released: 10/10/2024

$7.00

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Just One More Episode

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Puntini Puntini

"Just one more episode and other lies I tell myself" Pattern is stitched on 35 ct Cocoa from Weeks Dye Works using DMC threads. Stitch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:103w x 63

Fabric:35ct. Linen Lambswool

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Silver Creek Samplers

This fun and quirky design features a bold, expressive goose paired with playful lettering for a touch of humor and farmhouse flair. With...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:62w x 38

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

They say housework won't kill you! But why take the chance? Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 86 x 80. Model stitched on 14...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:86w x 80

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yeah, that just happens some days!

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:108w x 109

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:3 colors Anhor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Think that about sums it up - for me at least.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:81w x 94

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:7 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

I used to be the Energizer Bunny, but since I've gotten older I'm learning to "do nothing"

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:98w x 105

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:10 colors Anchor or DMC floss

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Happens to me all the time.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:108w x 85

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:5 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Good message - I hope I can live up to my little dog's ideaof me.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:82w x 83

Fabric:14ct. Fiddler's Cloth white

Floss:3 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

That's how it works at my house.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:114w x 84

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:3 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Who loves cupcakes? Most of us I think. SO, here's a way to turn yours into a healty bite. :-)

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:118w x 77

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC floss

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

When I waw a Kid - actually 2nd chart saying the same thing - shows you where my brain miht be

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:79w x 80

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:9 colors Anchor or DMC floss

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Pretty much says it all -

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:93w x 94

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:6 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well, this is definitely a true statement for me - and hopefully for you too.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:86w x 96

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:3 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Oh yeah! That's my life these days. I just wish I knew where all those "safe places" are.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:93w x 88

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Silver Creek Samplers

Add a nostalgic twist to your stitching with Memory Error by Silver Creek Samplers. This playful design features a retro-inspired character...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:123w x 77

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

So sad (not really).... but it's not quite a exciting as it was in high school

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:94w x 80

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:5 colors Anchor or DMC

Released: 5/1/2024

$7.00

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Dinner Time - Bed Time

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

It's that way at my house.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 136

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:5 color Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sambrie Stitches Designs

"I'd Pick You" by SamBrie Stitches Designs is a charming, small-format cross stitch pattern featuring ripe strawberries, delicate blossoms,...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:71w x 39

Fabric:18ct. Aida China White

Floss:Classic Colorworks or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Lucy Beam

Cross Stitch pattern from Lucy Beam Love in Stitches featuring the phrase "Pray for me. I'm bitter"! The model was stitched on 36ct....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:88w x 96

Fabric:36ct. Linen Smoke Blue

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Lucy Beam

Cross Stitch pattern from Lucy Beam Love in Stitches featuring the phrase "Pray for me. I'm envious"! The model was stitched on 36ct....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:95w x 92

Fabric:36ct. Linen Platinum/China White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rebel Stitcher Designs

This witty chicken design adds a fun dose of humor to farmhouse stitching. With playful wording and a charming little hen, it’s a...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:77w x 75

Fabric:18ct. Aida China White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Lucy Beam

Cross Stitch pattern from Lucy Beam Love in Stitches featuring the phrase "Pray for me. I'm stubborn"! The model was stitched on 36ct....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:84w x 78

Fabric:36ct. Linen Platinum/China White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

And, the older I get, the less I get done in a day.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:102w x 79

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:13 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well, that would be me for sure!

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:107w x 92

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:6 color Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley

Never mind the witch—beware of the cat! This whimsical cross-stitch by Artists Alley features a sleek black kitty riding high on a...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:192w x 156

Fabric:14ct. Aida Icelandic Gray

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:104w x 99

Fabric:14ct. Aida Beautiful Beige

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley

The "No Harm...But" cross stitch pattern by Artists Alley is a "funny phrase" subversive design Approximately 9.8" x 11.9" on 14-count...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:137w x 166

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley

"OCD Christmas" by Artists Alley is a detailed holiday-themed cross-stitch pattern featuring vibrant, meticulously ordered scenes typical...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:84w x 40

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley

"Kitty Approved" by Artists Alley is a counted cross-stitch pattern featuring a charming, detailed feline design. 14-count Aida fabric...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:165w x 134

Fabric:14ct. Aida Ice Blue

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley

a counted cross-stitch design featuring a cat-themed subject, available as a physical pattern leaflet. It is characterized as a detailed...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:225w x 134

Fabric:14ct. Aida Ice Blue

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

At my age, it's sooo easy to 'wonder' where I've put things. Somedayto be found, but not necessarily when I'm looking for them.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:103w x 116

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:3 colors Anchor or DMC

Released: 3/20/2024

$7.00

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