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Funny Phrases Cross Stitch Patterns
Need a laugh stitch? Choose a funny phrase cross stitch with clean lettering and simple borders. Finish a small for a desk or housewarming gift.
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Smile S'more
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great S'MORE / CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Licensed Artwork by Sanquentti...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
79w x 100
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
Released: 4/4/2019
On Sale:
$3.79
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Dear Santa
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 110 x 245. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss. Design is all full cross...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
110w x 245
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
1 DMC color
Released: 3/17/2019
On Sale:
$3.79
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A Black Belt is a White Belt who never QUIT
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great TAEKWONDO Phrase/Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Semi Exclusive Licensed artwork by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
87w x 100
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
Sulky 12 Wt. Cotton Petites™
Released: 8/2/2018
On Sale:
$3.79
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Coffee Drinker ... Camping Problem
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great COFFEE/CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
132w x 108
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
Sulky 12 Wt. Cotton Petites™
Released: 2/3/2018
On Sale:
$3.79
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My Drinking Friends ... Camping Problem
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great FRIENDS/CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
130w x 98
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
Released: 11/30/2017
On Sale:
$3.79
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Official Cookie Tester
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great HOLIDAY Phrase/Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Licensed artwork by Sanquentti Design....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
106w x 100
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
Released: 11/15/2017
On Sale:
$3.79
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Ohh Deer Christmas is Here
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great HOLIDAY Phrase/Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Licensed artwork by Sanquentti Design....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
99w x 99
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
Released: 11/15/2017
On Sale:
$3.79
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The Queen
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 105 x 105. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
105w x 105
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
10 DMC colors
Released: 8/18/2017
On Sale:
$5.09
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Life is Too Short for Bad Coffee
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great COFFEE Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from artwork by Sanquentti Design. Design is 88...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
88w x 100
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
Released: 6/4/2017
On Sale:
$3.79
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Beer Drinker ... Camping Problem
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great BEER/CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 110
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
Released: 5/18/2017
On Sale:
$3.79
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Wine Drinker ... Camping Problem
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great WINE/CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 150
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
Released: 5/18/2017
On Sale:
$3.79
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I'd Exercise ... Wine
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great EXERCISE/WINE Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design. ...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
127w x 98
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Released: 5/13/2017
On Sale:
$3.79
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Campers Have S'more Fun
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great CAMPER Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design. Design is...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
124w x 100
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Released: 5/13/2017
On Sale:
$3.79
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Carpe Vino - Seize The Wine
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Carpe Vino Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive Artwork by Sanquentti...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
147w x 100
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Released: 5/11/2017
On Sale:
$3.79
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Don't Give A Sip
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive Artwork by Sanquentti Design. Design is...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
105w x 100
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Released: 5/11/2017
On Sale:
$3.79
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Life ... Coffee N' Wine
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great COFFEE/WINE Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design. ...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
86w x 97
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Released: 5/8/2017
On Sale:
$3.79
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OCD ... Camping
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive Artwork by Sanquentti...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
106w x 64
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Released: 5/8/2017
On Sale:
$3.79
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Sassy Fun Mom - Mama Needs A Beer
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Sassy Fun Mom Words Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this Sassy Fun Mom cross stitch design from artwork by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 78
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
Released: 4/27/2017
On Sale:
$3.79
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Sassy Fun Mom - May Your Coffee ...
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Sassy Fun Mom Words Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this Sassy Fun Mom cross stitch design from artwork by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
94w x 100
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
Released: 4/27/2017
On Sale:
$3.79
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Sassy Fun Mom - Messy Bun ....
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Sassy Fun Mom Words Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this Sassy Fun Mom cross stitch design from artwork by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
99w x 89
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
Released: 4/27/2017
On Sale:
$3.79
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Queen of Quite a Lot
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by The Scarlett House
Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 111 x 66. Model stitched on 40ct Legacy linen by Picture This Plus using DMC floss. We do not...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
111w x 66
Fabric:
40ct. Linen
Floss:
6 DMC colors
Released: 1/7/2013
On Sale:
$5.60
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To Gno-Me...
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sue Hillis Designs
To gno-me is to love me. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a 5 inch by 7 inch frame. Heart button...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
60w x 90
Fabric:
14ct. Aida Mystic Grey
Released: 5/5/2008
On Sale:
$6.79
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