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Young at Heart

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Think that about sums it up - for me at least.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:81w x 94

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:7 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

I used to be the Energizer Bunny, but since I've gotten older I'm learning to "do nothing"

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:98w x 105

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:10 colors Anchor or DMC floss

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Happens to me all the time.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:108w x 85

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:5 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Good message - I hope I can live up to my little dog's ideaof me.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:82w x 83

Fabric:14ct. Fiddler's Cloth white

Floss:3 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

That's how it works at my house.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:114w x 84

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:3 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Who loves cupcakes? Most of us I think. SO, here's a way to turn yours into a healty bite. :-)

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:118w x 77

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC floss

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

When I waw a Kid - actually 2nd chart saying the same thing - shows you where my brain miht be

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:79w x 80

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:9 colors Anchor or DMC floss

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Ah...so much to do - so little desire to do it! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 93 x 94. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:93w x 94

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well, this is definitely a true statement for me - and hopefully for you too.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:86w x 96

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:3 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Oh yeah! That's my life these days. I just wish I knew where all those "safe places" are.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:93w x 88

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Silver Creek Samplers

Add a nostalgic twist to your stitching with Memory Error by Silver Creek Samplers. This playful design features a retro-inspired character...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:123w x 77

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

So sad (not really).... but it's not quite a exciting as it was in high school

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:94w x 80

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:5 colors Anchor or DMC

Released: 5/1/2024

$7.00

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Dinner Time - Bed Time

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

It's that way at my house.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 136

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:5 color Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sambrie Stitches Designs

"I'd Pick You" by SamBrie Stitches Designs is a charming, small-format cross stitch pattern featuring ripe strawberries, delicate blossoms,...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:71w x 39

Fabric:18ct. Aida China White

Floss:Classic Colorworks or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rebel Stitcher Designs

This witty chicken design adds a fun dose of humor to farmhouse stitching. With playful wording and a charming little hen, it’s a...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:77w x 75

Fabric:18ct. Aida China White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Lucy Beam

Cross Stitch pattern from Lucy Beam Love in Stitches featuring the phrase "Pray for me. I'm bitter"! The model was stitched on 36ct....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:88w x 96

Fabric:36ct. Linen Smoke Blue

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Lucy Beam

Cross Stitch pattern from Lucy Beam Love in Stitches featuring the phrase "Pray for me. I'm envious"! The model was stitched on 36ct....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:95w x 92

Fabric:36ct. Linen Platinum/China White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Lucy Beam

Cross Stitch pattern from Lucy Beam Love in Stitches featuring the phrase "Pray for me. I'm stubborn"! The model was stitched on 36ct....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:84w x 78

Fabric:36ct. Linen Platinum/China White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

I had my patience tested - I was negative. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 107 x 92. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:107w x 92

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

And, the older I get, the less I get done in a day.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:102w x 79

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:13 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley

Never mind the witch—beware of the cat! This whimsical cross-stitch by Artists Alley features a sleek black kitty riding high on a...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:192w x 156

Fabric:14ct. Aida Icelandic Gray

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:104w x 99

Fabric:14ct. Aida Beautiful Beige

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley

Roses are red, candles are lit, do no harm but take no shit. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 137 x 166. Model stitched on 14ct...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:137w x 166

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley

"OCD Christmas" by Artists Alley is a detailed holiday-themed cross-stitch pattern featuring vibrant, meticulously ordered scenes typical...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:84w x 40

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley

"Kitty Approved" by Artists Alley is a counted cross-stitch pattern featuring a charming, detailed feline design. 14-count Aida fabric...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:165w x 134

Fabric:14ct. Aida Ice Blue

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley

a counted cross-stitch design featuring a cat-themed subject, available as a physical pattern leaflet. It is characterized as a detailed...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:225w x 134

Fabric:14ct. Aida Ice Blue

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

At my age, it's sooo easy to 'wonder' where I've put things. Somedayto be found, but not necessarily when I'm looking for them.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:103w x 116

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:3 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

I had a lot of stuff to do today...Now, I have a lot of stuff to do tomorrow. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 92 x 96. Model...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:92w x 96

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Oh yeah! I used to be the energizer bunny - but NOW - I love my naps.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:125w x 105

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:3 colors Anchor or DMC floss

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

This design oozes attitude and charm, combining classic black and white aesthetics with cheeky wit. Once stitched, hang it on your wall as...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 128

Fabric:14ct. Aida Black

Floss:1 DMC floss colors

Multiple styles available

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yeah, that would definitely be me.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:78w x 87

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:7 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Oh yeah. I can attest to the fact that as I get older I can't do all the stuff I used to do or want to do - at least that's true with me. ...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:94w x 89

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:3 colors Anchor or DMC

Released: 1/12/2024

$6.50

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Kiss Me, I'm Kinda Irish

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Miss Prim Cross Stitch

This versatile doll isn't just for the Irish on St. Patrick's Day. Great for bridal shower, engagements, Valentine's Day! Includes 6...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:114w x 168

Fabric:28ct. Linen Light Mocha

Floss:Weeks,GentleArt,DMC Equivalent

Released: 1/6/2024

$12.00

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Valentine Gnome Roses Are Red ... BEER!

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A wonderful Valentine GNOME Roses Are Red ... BEER! counted cross stitch design. Marcia Manning designed this from exclusive licensed...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:98w x 128

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Valentine Gnome Roses Are Red ... WINE!

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A wonderful Valentine GNOME Roses Are Red ... WINE! counted cross stitch design. Marcia Manning designed this from exclusive licensed...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:98w x 128

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well yes, that happens fairly frequently. Need to rejuvinate the memory.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:102w x 88

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:8 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Keslyn's

Cross stitch pattern from Keslyn's featuring a witch's shoes and hat with the phrase "When the shoe fits, buy the hat"! Pattern is...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:115w x 110

Fabric:28ct. Linen Peaceful Purple

a Cross Stitch Pattern by New York Dreamer

Cross stitch pattern from New York Dreamer featuring the phrase "Laundry the never ending cycle"! The design was stitched on 32 ct....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:115w x 90

Fabric:32ct. Linen Natural Light

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Amy Bruecken Designs

Cross stitch pattern from Amy Bruecken Designs featuring the phrase "Here we go again. I mean...Good Morning"! Model stitched on Picture...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:191w x 80

Fabric:28ct. Linen Vintage Country Mocha

Floss:Weeks Dye Works

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Lucy Beam

Cross Stitch pattern from Lucy Beam Love in Stitches that says "Pray for me I'm petty". The model was stitched on 36ct. Tiramisu Opal by...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:90w x 98

Fabric:36ct. Linen Platinum/China White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well, I can promise that - old age is definitely not for sissies. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 93 x 95. Model stitched on...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:93w x 95

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

May Your Frogs be Few

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

May your stitch count be true and your frogs be few. Cross stitching friends will understand this for sure. Counted cross stitch pattern....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:85w x 87

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Of course I talk to myself when I stitch - Sometimes I need expert advice! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 101 x 105. Model...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:101w x 105

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Who Let The Frogs Out

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Heartstring Samplery

Cross stitch pattern from Heartstring Samplery featuring a sampler with the phrase "Who let the frogs out"! Pattern is stitched on 32 ct...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:117w x 117

Fabric:32ct. Linen Dark Olive

Floss:Weeks Dye Works

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Homespun Elegance Ltd

-Stitched on 30ct Parchment Linen by Weeks Dye Works -Stitch count 88w x 58h (5.87" x 3.87") We do not carry the 30ct Parchment Linen...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:88w x 58

Fabric:30ct. Linen Lambswool

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Must remember this - I certainly don't need to speak everything I think .

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:103w x 112

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

This design is such a fun way to celebrate this important sentiment! Project includes full stitches, backstitching and a few quarter...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:107w x 131

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:2 DMC floss colors

Multiple styles available

Released: 7/11/2023

$7.00

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The Earlier it gets Late

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

kind of a tongue twister... but sure is right. I juat cannot stay up late like I used to.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:91w x 78

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:3 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood

Forget aging gracefully. Age DISgracefully. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 118 x 70. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:118w x 70

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Cute little saying - unfortunately it's about right for me.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:110w x 108

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:8 colors Anchor or DMC

Released: 5/13/2023

$7.00

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