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Pillow Chat - GARDEN TRIO II

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

Pillow Chat Series - GARDEN TRIO II. Three wonderful Garden / Plant themed designs. Full - coverall size is 54 stitches by 54 stitches....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:54w x 54

Floss:DMC

Designer:Marcia Manning

Released: 3/13/2022

$8.00

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Pillow Chat - GARDEN TRIO III

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

Pillow Chat Series - GARDEN TRIO III. Three wonderful Garden / Plant themed designs. Full - coverall size is 54 stitches by 54 stitches....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:54w x 54

Floss:DMC

Designer:Marcia Manning

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Sadly - that happens to me frequently. What on earth did happen? Oh well, sometimes it gives me a laugh.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:92w x 129

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:3 colors Anchor or DMC

Released: 3/12/2022

$6.50

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Pillow Chat - PLANTS TRIO

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

Pillow Chat Series - PLANTS TRIO. 3 wonderful Plants themed designs. Full - coverall size is 54 stitches by 54 stitches. Suggestion is if...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:54w x 54

Floss:DMC

Designer:Marcia Manning

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Celebrate craftsmanship with this witty and fun design. Surrounded by a playful arrangement of ruler, saw, hammer, drill and clamps, this...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:79w x 72

Fabric:14ct. Aida Beautiful Beige

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

And, this is SO TRUE of my little dog. He is barking as I type - probably because a cricket jumped outside. But, he's a sweetie, small...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:111w x 99

Fabric:14ct. Aida Aida

Floss:5 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yup, that's me - older and meaner all the time. I like the title "Warrior Queen"

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:92w x 92

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:6 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching

Skinny 2 is part of the Skinny series of cross stitch charts designed for those with a sense of humor and a love of food. Each chart does...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:137w x 103

Floss:14 DMC floss colors used. 2 skeins for the words, 1 skein all other colors.

Designer:Jamie Larson

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood

Things I like is a fun and snarky cross stitch pattern for lovers of books, cats, cross stitching, and maybe a few people. Dog version...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:120w x 62

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:DMC #3799 (dark gray), or colors of your choice

Released: 2/24/2022

$5.00

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Itty Bitty Naughty Sampler

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood

The Itty Bitty Naughty Sampler is perfect for fans of subversive, snarky or humorous cross stitch patterns and designs. - Stitch Count:...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:64w x 85

Fabric:14ct. Aida

Floss:DMC floss: #3799 or any colors of your choice

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well, that seems to be my activity a lot lately.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:105w x 121

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:4 colors Anchor for DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

This awesome WINE GNOME is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from licensed...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:130w x 116

Floss:DMC

Designer:Marcia Manning

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

MS. BEER GNOME is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from licensed artwork. Full...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:145w x 115

Floss:DMC

Designer:Marcia Manning

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

MR. BEER GNOME is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from licensed artwork. Full...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:128w x 115

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood

A fun cross stitch design with a snarky comment and colorful blocks, perfect decor for teens, or parents of teens! Stitch Count: 63 High...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:112w x 63

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:DMC #3799 (dark gray), #826 (blue) and #912 (green)

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Dear Sukie

A Stitcher's Mantra! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count 145 x 107. Stitched with DMC floss on 18ct. White Aida. Black and White...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:145w x 107

Fabric:18ct. Aida White

Floss:5 Colours of DMC Thread

a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching

Skinny is a great cross stitch chart for all those with a sweet tooth! If you have a great sense of humor and 14ct or higher fabric then...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 137

Floss:DMC floss required.

Designer:Jamie Larson

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

This black and white design by Mary Engelbreit brings some fun and wit to your stitching. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 95...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:95w x 118

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:3 DMC colors

Multiple styles available

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yup, proceed with caution - especially on some days. This makes a great gift for a friend.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:114w x 148

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:6 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

This applies both literally and figuratively. It IS hard to get back up, whether you're actually on the floor, or... it feels like you...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:152w x 126

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:5 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

This adorable MARGARITA GNOME is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:130w x 117

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Getting Old Ain't for Sissies

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well, this one about says it all - getting old definitely AIN'T for Sissies! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 143 x 133....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:143w x 133

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

This adorable BLOODY MARY GNOME is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:148w x 117

Floss:DMC

Designer:Marcia Manning

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well, this one sure fits me, and probably a LOT of other stitchers out there. But, that's Okay, it's our mess and we love it.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:89w x 89

Fabric:14ct. Aida

Floss:8 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yup, I want a coffee fairy - a real one that brings my coffee!!! Oh well, if I can't have the real one I can sure cross stitch one to...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 84

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:12 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well, actually at my house - anytime is coffee o'clock - but then I really love my coffee.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:85w x 92

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:6 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Probably this never happens to you - but it's the same at my house every day. "Who is that person?"

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:87w x 114

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:8 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yes, I'm a serious coffee drinker - and this chart is just perfect for someone like me. Cute gift for a friend.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:83w x 92

Fabric:14ct. Aida

Floss:6 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

This actually applies to my sewing room, craft area, office - wherever - and let's don't forget the room where our cross stitch stash is!!

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:105w x 158

Fabric:14ct. Aida

Floss:9 colors Anchor or DMC

Released: 10/25/2021

$12.00

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I Just Want To Drink .... CRAFT and Take Naps

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A great saying for any CRAFTING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... CRAFT and Take Naps! Included...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 90

Fabric:14ct. aida white

I Just Want To Drink .... CROCHET and Take Naps

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A great saying for any CROCHETING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... CROCHET and Take Naps!...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 900

Floss:DMC

Designer:Marcia Manning

Released: 10/21/2021

$7.00

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I Just Want To Drink .... GO HUNTING and Take Naps

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A great saying for any HUNTING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... GO HUNTING and Take Naps!...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 90

Floss:DMC

Designer:Marcia Manning

Released: 10/21/2021

$8.00

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I Just Want To Drink .... GARDEN and Take Naps

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A great saying for any GARDENING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... GARDEN and Take Naps!...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 90

Floss:DMC

Designer:Marcia Manning

Released: 10/21/2021

$7.00

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I Just Want To Drink .... GAMBLE and Take Naps

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A great saying for any GAMBLING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... GAMBLE and Take Naps!...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 90

Floss:DMC

Designer:Marcia Manning

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yeah, you know with me, coffee comes first. It's tricky to do anything with coffee in my cup.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:92w x 82

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:9 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Fun Christmas Saying counted cross stitch design! Cross Stitch design by Marcia Manning. Design is 114 stitches wide by 120 stitches...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:114w x 120

Floss:DMC

Designer:Marcia Manning

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

This bold, humorous pattern features the phrase “Please cancel my subscription to your issues” framed with classic stamp-style details and...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:110w x 102

Fabric:14ct. Aida Ivory

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

This spirited pattern set features three playful sayings—“She’s got that girl boss hustle,” “Get stuff done,” and “Alexa, skip to...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:63w x 95

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

I'm not much on seizing the day. I just kinda poke it with a stick! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 80 x 91. Model stitched on...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:80w x 91

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Roses are Red Violets are Blue ... Poo

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

It's a sweet, humorous thank-you note from your furry friend—perfectly capturing that adorable blend of love and, well… responsibility....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:118w x 139

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Don't know about you - but there are LOTS of lids out there that I can't open these days. They sure don't make things for older people to...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:97w x 96

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well this describes me perfectly. It can almost be looking at me and I still can't find it.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:90w x 91

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:6 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Ever wake up crabby because you’ve got nothing to stitch? This cheeky little design captures that exact feeling—with a bright coral crab...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:59w x 64

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

I Just Want To Drink .... READ BOOKS and Take Naps

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A great saying for any READING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Tea (or Coffee, Beer, Wine, Cocktails) READ BOOKS and Take Naps! Included...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 90

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

I Just Want To Drink .... GO CAMPING and Take Naps

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A great saying for any CAMPING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails (or Coffee, Beer, Wine, Tea) GO CAMPING and Take Naps! Included...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 90

Floss:DMC

Designer:Marcia Manning

Released: 8/15/2021

$7.00

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I Just Want To Drink .... SAVE ANIMALS and Take Naps

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A great saying for any ANIMAL / RESCUE / SHELTER enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Wine (or Coffee, Beer, Tea, Cocktails) SAVE ANIMALS and...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 90

Floss:DMC

Designer:Marcia Manning

Released: 8/15/2021

$7.00

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I Just Want To Drink .... CROSS STITCH and Take Naps

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A wonderful saying for any CROSS STITCH enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Coffee (or Beer, Tea, Wine, Cocktails) CROSS STITCH and Take Naps!...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 90

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

I Just Want To Drink .... GO FISHING and Take Naps

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A great saying for any FISHING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Beer (or Coffee, Tea, Wine, Cocktails) GO FISHING and Take Naps! Included...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 90

Floss:DMC

Designer:Marcia Manning

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well, that's the way I feel a lot of mornings (and afternoons and evenings). Coffee always helps.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:75w x 61

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC

Released: 8/13/2021

$6.30

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Plan Ahead & Follow Through

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood

A wonderfully silly pair of cross stitch designs poking fun at one’s self for not planning ahead or following through to the end of a...

Pattern Details:

Size:see description

Floss:DMC #3799

Designer:The Stitcherhood

Released: 8/12/2021

$5.00

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