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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sit on the Floor by Iris Originals
Sit on the Floor
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
I must admit, I have to remind myself of that pretty often - because, without a plan, I'm sorta stuck. Counted cross stitch pattern....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:98w x 115
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  8/9/2021
$6.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, It Came With The House by Hands on Design
It Came With The House
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Hands on Design
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:65w x 91
Fabric:32ct. belfast antique white
Released:  8/5/2021
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, May Your Coffee Kick In by Romy's Creations
May Your Coffee Kick In
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Romy's Creations
Released:  7/19/2021
$12.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Multi Tasker by Iris Originals
Multi Tasker
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Oh yeah - this is one of my better talents - "Listen, ignore and forget all at the same time." Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:119w x 147
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  7/13/2021
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Resting Beach Face by Hands on Design
Resting Beach Face
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Hands on Design
Released:  7/13/2021
$6.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Cabin Rules by Pickle Barrel Designs
Cabin Rules
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Pickle Barrel Designs
Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count 86w x 116h. A cute saying for a cozy cabin that says: Cabin Rules: Match a sunrise, Go...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:86w x 116
Floss:DMC Floss and Weeks Dye Works
Designer:Pickle Barrel Designs
Released:  6/28/2021
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Bookstore by Rogue Stitchery
Bookstore
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rogue Stitchery
Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 108 x 32. Chart will be in color and project includes full stitches, quarter stitches, half...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:108w x 32
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss
Released:  6/17/2021
$5.99
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Cross Stitch Patterns, When I Was a Kid by Iris Originals
When I Was a Kid
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
This probably fits most of us... but when we get there, well, maybe being a kid isn't such a bad thing after all.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:95w x 91
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  6/15/2021
$6.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Today's Specials by Iris Originals
Today's Specials
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Yup, that's the special many days - lack of sleep, up to early and definitely low on patience. :-)
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:107w x 118
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:3 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  6/15/2021
$6.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Bail Money by Iris Originals
Bail Money
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:117w x 89
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:6 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  6/2/2021
$6.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Butter Believe It by Silver Creek Samplers
Butter Believe It
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Silver Creek Samplers
"I have a lot to say, maybe you should get popcorn" Model stitched on 18 Ct. Fog Aida by Picture This Plus with Gentle Art Sampler...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:86w x 100
Fabric:18ct. Aida White
Released:  5/17/2021
$12.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Spilling Coffee by Iris Originals
Spilling Coffee
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
You know how a little kid is if their balloon gets away - well, that about says it all. Be careful - don't spill the coffee.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:98w x 83
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:10 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  5/10/2021
$6.30
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Big Books by Rogue Stitchery
Big Books
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rogue Stitchery
Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 112 x 32. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:112w x 32
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:19 DMC colors
Released:  5/8/2021
$5.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, No Insomnia by Rogue Stitchery
No Insomnia
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rogue Stitchery
I dont' have insomnia - I have a really good book and no respect for tomorrow. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 32 x 105....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:32w x 105
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:21 DMC colors
Released:  5/5/2021
$4.99
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Need to Read by Rogue Stitchery
Need to Read
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rogue Stitchery
This pattern is a double-sided, single page. The first side is the cover page. It contains a full color photo of the stitched design. ...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:113w x 32
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Released:  4/28/2021
$4.99
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Rise & Shine by Iris Originals
Rise & Shine
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Don't know about you - but I'm thinking I'm not the only one that isn't bright eyed when she gets out of bed. Great chart for a friend who...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:77w x 94
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:3 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  4/28/2021
$6.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I'm Explaining by Iris Originals
I'm Explaining
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Just another cute saying - and yes, I am right :-)
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:99w x 78
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:6 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  4/17/2021
$6.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Magic Coffee by Iris Originals
Magic Coffee
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Yes, I'm a coffee addict. I do love my coffee and I love to smell coffee. It is about as close to magic as you can get.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:90w x 94
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:6 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  4/1/2021
$6.30
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A Positive Sign by The Stitcherhood
A Positive Sign
a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood
A Positive Sign, a humorous, easy and fun cross stitch design! Model stitched on 14 count fiddler oatmeal Aida cross stitch fabric and...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:86w x 116
Fabric:14ct. Aida
Floss:DMC #3799
Released:  3/27/2021
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Excuse Me by Iris Originals
Excuse Me
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
I have squirrels - do you have squirrels? They are adorably annoying little creatures and love bird seed. Counted cross stitch pattern....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:105w x 78
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  3/23/2021
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Stabby by The Stitcherhood
Stabby
a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood
Stabby, a humorous and fun cross stitch design for cross stitch lovers. Model stitched on 14 count white Aida cross stitch fabric and...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:120w x 110
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC dark gray (#3799) and red (#321)
Released:  3/18/2021
$4.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Murdery by The Stitcherhood
Murdery
a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood
Murdery, a humorous and fun cross stitch design for cross stitch lovers. Model stitched on 14 count white Aida cross stitch fabric and...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:122w x 54
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC dark gray (#3799) and red (#321)
Released:  3/18/2021
$4.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, You are my dino-mite by Kiokiz
You are my dino-mite
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kiokiz
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:44w x 45
Floss:DMC 7 colors
Designer:
Released:  3/16/2021
$5.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Bless your Little Heart by Iris Originals
Bless your Little Heart
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Another cute coffee saying, and yes, I am a coffee addict!
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:105w x 113
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:15 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  3/5/2021
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Note to Self by Iris Originals
Note to Self
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Yup, everyday. Just because I think it doesn't mean I should say it!
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:107w x 90
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  2/18/2021
$6.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Turkey Crossing by Cross-Point Designs
Turkey Crossing
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross-Point Designs
Frame it or make it into a little pillow, this design will is sure to bring chuckles!
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:60w x 60
Fabric:14ct. Aida Ivory
Floss:DMC
Released:  2/12/2021
$4.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Younger by Imaginating
Younger
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating
Don't we all wish we get older while looking younger?! This Mary Engelbreit design is the perfect project to gift to a friend or family...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 43
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:19 DMC floss colors
Released:  2/9/2021
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Face That Cares by Peacock & Fig
Face That Cares
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
The Face That Cares cross stitch pattern is set in a lovely orchard featuring pretty shades of peach and pink, juxtaposed with the...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:77w x 125
Floss:DMC
Designer:Peacock & Fig
Released:  2/9/2021
$11.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Just Saying by Iris Originals
Just Saying
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Since I have awesome grandchildren - I'm sure this is true (of course, I do have awesome children too).
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:92w x 95
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:4 colors Anchor of DMC
Released:  2/1/2021
$12.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Imagine a world where FABRIC is FREE and CROSS STITCH makes you THIN by Cross Stitch Wonders
Imagine a world where FABRIC is FREE and CROSS STITCH makes you THIN
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
Imagine a world where FABRIC is FREE and CROSS STITCH makes you THIN! An awesome saying that surely makes one smile. :-) Original...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:228w x 150
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
Released:  1/28/2021
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Drink Coffee by Iris Originals
Drink Coffee
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Well yeah - depends on how much you drink.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:106w x 63
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:5 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  1/21/2021
$6.30
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Cross Stitch Patterns, List to do by Kiokiz
List to do
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kiokiz
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:127w x 85
Released:  1/20/2021
$5.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Old and Wise by Iris Originals
Old and Wise
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Well, I don't know about you, but if you're old, you were probably young and stupid at one time - I sure was. But.... now I'm...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:93w x 90
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss
Released:  1/14/2021
$6.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, British Accent by Kiokiz
British Accent
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kiokiz
If I had a British accent - I would never shut up. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 83 x 80. Model stitched on 14ct Antique...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:83w x 80
Fabric:14ct. Aida Antique White
Floss:3 DMC colors
Released:  1/4/2021
$5.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Coffee and Dinosaurs by Iris Originals
Coffee and Dinosaurs
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Yup, those poor dinosaurs. Thank God we have coffee - my hubby used to say I just needed a coffee IV. Great gift for that coffee lover in...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:142w x 87
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:5 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  1/3/2021
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Weird by Iris Originals
Weird
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Well, it really is! Yes, I'm old - but in my mind I don't feel old. I suspect there are many like me. Great for yourself or gift for a...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:101w x 76
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:5 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  12/18/2020
$6.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Dear Santa by The Stitcherhood
Dear Santa
a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood
A fun and funny cross stitch pattern for Christmas. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 120 x 50. Model stitched on 14ct White...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:120w x 50
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:1 DMC color
Released:  12/17/2020
$5.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Coffee-isms #1 by Stitchnmomma
Coffee-isms #1
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma
If you’re a coffee fanatic, or know someone who is, then you’d probably agree that this sentiment is perfect! A quick stitch with just 5...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:91w x 74
Floss:5 DMC Cotton Colors
Designer:Kelly Myers
Released:  12/1/2020
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, When Life Gives you Lemons by Iris Originals
When Life Gives you Lemons
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
"When life gives you lemons, put them in your sweet tea and thank God you're a southerner!" And if you're not a southerner - you can still...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:73w x 110
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:2 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  11/15/2020
$6.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy since birth by Kiokiz
Sassy since birth
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kiokiz
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:74w x 63
Floss:DMC
Designer:
Released:  11/15/2020
$5.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Laid in the USA by White Willow Stitching
Laid in the USA
a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching
Laid in the USA is a Sassy Saying cross stitch chart designed using both full stitches as well as backstitching. It is perfect for any...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:80w x 103
Fabric:14
Floss:12 different DMC floss colors.
Released:  11/9/2020
$10.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Tools by Iris Originals
Tools
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Well yeah, both of those work pretty good. I keep them handy all the time. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 128 x 90. Model...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:128w x 90
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  11/7/2020
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, It's The Cat's House We Just Pay The Mortgage by Cross Stitch Wonders
It's The Cat's House We Just Pay The Mortgage
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
PURRFECT! ADORABLE CAT Saying by Marcia Manning. Original Art by Funky Frog Creative Designs. Design is 116 stitches wide by 138 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:116w x 138
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  10/31/2020
$4.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I'm Multitasking. I Can Listen, Ignore and Forget at the Same Time by Cross Stitch Wonders
I'm Multitasking. I Can Listen, Ignore and Forget at the Same Time
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
PURRFECT! ADORABLE CAT Saying by Marcia Manning. Original Art by Funky Frog Creative Designs. Design is 120 stitches wide by 150 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:120w x 150
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  10/31/2020
$4.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Life Update Still Love Dogs People Not So Much by Cross Stitch Wonders
Life Update Still Love Dogs People Not So Much
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
ADORABLE DOG Saying by Marcia Manning. Original Art by Funky Frog Creative Designs. Design is 110 stitches wide by 128 stitches high.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:110w x 128
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  10/31/2020
$4.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Life Update Still Love Cats People Not So Much by Cross Stitch Wonders
Life Update Still Love Cats People Not So Much
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
PURRFECT! ADORABLE CAT Saying by Marcia Manning. Original Art by Funky Frog Creative Designs. Design is 110 stitches wide by 128 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:110w x 128
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  10/31/2020
$4.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Oh Quaran-Tree by Cross Stitch Wonders
Oh Quaran-Tree
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A PERFECT summery of 2020, is this cute Christmas Saying counted cross stitch design. Cross Stitch design by Marcia Manning. Design is 67...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:67w x 80
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  10/30/2020
$4.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, 2020 Is Elfed Up by Cross Stitch Wonders
2020 Is Elfed Up
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A PERFECT summery of 2020, is this cute Christmas Saying counted cross stitch design. Cross Stitch design by Marcia Manning. Design is 64...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:64w x 80
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  10/30/2020
$4.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Hey Hey Hey Ho Ho Ho 2020 It's Gotta Go by Cross Stitch Wonders
Hey Hey Hey Ho Ho Ho 2020 It's Gotta Go
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A PERFECT summery of 2020, is this cute Christmas Saying counted cross stitch design. Cross Stitch design by Marcia Manning. Design is 79...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:79w x 76
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
Released:  10/30/2020
$4.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Dear Santa, It Was the Gnome by Cross Stitch Wonders
Dear Santa, It Was the Gnome
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
Dear Santa, It was the Gnome! Marcia Manning designed this from original artwork by Black Cats Media. Counted cross stitch pattern....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:144w x 148
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:4 DMC colors
Released:  10/23/2020
$4.50
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