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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Just Want To Drink .... GO FISHING and Take Naps by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Just Want To Drink .... GO FISHING and Take Naps
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any FISHING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Beer (or Coffee, Tea, Wine, Cocktails) GO FISHING and Take Naps! Included...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 90
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, How Do I? by White Willow Stitching
How Do I?
a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching
How Do I? is designed to be stitched using both full stitches and backstitching on any fabric count.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:102w x 100
Fabric:14ct. Aida Rain (Country French)
Floss:4 DMC floss colors
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Normal Person by Iris Originals
Normal Person
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
And, what is normal these days - who knows. But, it sure wears me out
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:90w x 63
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:7 colors Anchor or DMC
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Knew I'd Get Old by Iris Originals
Knew I'd Get Old
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Yeah, it feels like it just sorta happened one day.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:93w x 100
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC floss
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Life Happns by Iris Originals
Life Happns
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Always - coffee always helps!
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:85w x 94
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:13 colors Anchor or DMC
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Light Up! by White Willow Stitching
Light Up!
a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching
Light Up! is designed by StitchBitch. Created for those with a wicked, sharp and twisted sense of humor. This chart does use both full...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:57w x 83
Fabric:14ct. Aida Black
Floss:6 DMC floss colors
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Don't Ask by Iris Originals
Don't Ask
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
That would be me most mornings! Great gift for your coffeeholic friend or for your own 'coffee station'.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:118w x 97
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:12 colors of Anchor or DMC
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Just Want To Drink .... GARDEN and Take Naps by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Just Want To Drink .... GARDEN and Take Naps
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any GARDENING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... GARDEN and Take Naps!...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 90
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sissies by Iris Originals
Sissies
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Well, I can promise that - old age is definitely not for sissies. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 93 x 95. Model stitched on...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:93w x 95
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Godzilla by Iris Originals
Godzilla
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Well, I don't know about your 2020, but mine has been turned upside down - just about like something Godzilla would do.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:102w x 97
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:7 colors Anchor or DMC
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A MUGnificent Stitch - ANOTHER WINE DRINKER WITH A CAMPING PROBLEM by Cross Stitch Wonders
A MUGnificent Stitch - ANOTHER WINE DRINKER WITH A CAMPING PROBLEM
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great WINE / FRIEND / CAMPING SAYING design with a plaid background in our A MUGnificent Stitch Series of counted cross stitch designs!...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:154w x 156
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, No Frost Please by X's & Oh's
No Frost Please
a Cross Stitch Pattern by X's & Oh's
Pattern Details:
Fabric:0
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Coffee Fairy by Iris Originals
Coffee Fairy
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Yup, I want a coffee fairy - a real one that brings my coffee!!! Oh well, if I can't have the real one I can sure cross stitch one to...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 84
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:12 colors Anchor or DMC
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Patience and Coffee by Iris Originals
Patience and Coffee
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Yes, I'm a serious coffee drinker - and this chart is just perfect for someone like me. Cute gift for a friend.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:83w x 92
Fabric:14ct. Aida
Floss:6 colors Anchor or DMC
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Just Want To Drink .... GAMBLE and Take Naps by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Just Want To Drink .... GAMBLE and Take Naps
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any GAMBLING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... GAMBLE and Take Naps!...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 90
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Just Want To Drink .... GO CAMPING and Take Naps by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Just Want To Drink .... GO CAMPING and Take Naps
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any CAMPING enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails (or Coffee, Beer, Wine, Tea) GO CAMPING and Take Naps! Included...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 90
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Just Want To Drink .... SAVE ANIMALS and Take Naps by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Just Want To Drink .... SAVE ANIMALS and Take Naps
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great saying for any ANIMAL / RESCUE / SHELTER enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Wine (or Coffee, Beer, Tea, Cocktails) SAVE ANIMALS and...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 90
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A MUGnificent Stitch - MY DRINKING FRIENDS HAVE A CAMPING PROBLEM 2 by Cross Stitch Wonders
A MUGnificent Stitch - MY DRINKING FRIENDS HAVE A CAMPING PROBLEM 2
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great DRINKING / FRIEND / CAMPING SAYING design with a plaid background in our A MUGnificent Stitch Series of counted cross stitch...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:154w x 156
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A MUGnificent Stitch - MY DRINKING FRIENDS HAVE A CAMPING PROBLEM by Cross Stitch Wonders
A MUGnificent Stitch - MY DRINKING FRIENDS HAVE A CAMPING PROBLEM
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great DRINKING / FRIEND / CAMPING SAYING design with a plaid background in our A MUGnificent Stitch Series of counted cross stitch...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:154w x 156
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A MUGnificent Stitch - Peas Be Kind to Others by Cross Stitch Wonders
A MUGnificent Stitch - Peas Be Kind to Others
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Beautiful FARMERS MARKET THEME SAYING design in our A MUGnificent Stitch Series of counted cross stitch designs! PEAS BE KIND TO OTHERS...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:154w x 156
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Coffee Firrts by Iris Originals
Coffee Firrts
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Oh yeah - ALWAYS need coffee first.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:95w x 77
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:8 colors Anchor or DMC
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Coffee is the Answer by Iris Originals
Coffee is the Answer
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
This chart is perfect for a coffee lover (me). Great as something for yourself, or for that coffee loving friend.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:99w x 90
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:8 colors Anchor or DMC
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A MUGnificent Stitch - DON'T KALE MY VIBE by Cross Stitch Wonders
A MUGnificent Stitch - DON'T KALE MY VIBE
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Beautiful FARMERS MARKET THEME SAYING design in our A MUGnificent Stitch Series of counted cross stitch designs! DON'T KALE MY VIBE in...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:154w x 156
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A MUGnificent Stitch - IT TAKES TWO TO MANGO by Cross Stitch Wonders
A MUGnificent Stitch - IT TAKES TWO TO MANGO
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Beautiful FARMERS MARKET THEME SAYING design in our A MUGnificent Stitch Series of counted cross stitch designs! IT TAKES TWO TO MANGO in...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:154w x 156
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A MUGnificent Stitch - PRACTICE WHAT YOU PEACH by Cross Stitch Wonders
A MUGnificent Stitch - PRACTICE WHAT YOU PEACH
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Beautiful FARMERS MARKET THEME SAYING design in our A MUGnificent Stitch Series of counted cross stitch designs! PRACTICE WHAT YOU PEACH...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:154w x 156
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A MUGnificent Stitch - YOU'VE GUAC TO BE KIDDING ME by Cross Stitch Wonders
A MUGnificent Stitch - YOU'VE GUAC TO BE KIDDING ME
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Beautiful FARMERS MARKET THEME SAYING design in our A MUGnificent Stitch Series of counted cross stitch designs! YOU'VE GUAC TO BE...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:154w x 156
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Time and Friends by Iris Originals
Time and Friends
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
This is true for sure!
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:79w x 102
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:9 colors Anchor or DMC
$7.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Going to be Sensible by Iris Originals
Going to be Sensible
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Well, at least I'm going to try
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:84w x 91
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC
$7.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Be Productive by Iris Originals
Be Productive
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Yes, I wake up with good intentions (and that's probably most of us) - but it goes downhill a bit once I'm up and about. Coffee IS...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:105w x 110
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss
$7.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Talk to Myself by Iris Originals
Talk to Myself
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Absolutely - frequently need expert advice - and where better to get it from than - ME.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:101w x 105
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:5 colors Anchor or DMC
$7.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Today's Mood by Iris Originals
Today's Mood
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Well, that's usually the case with me. Good way to start the day is with good coffee.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:103w x 95
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:11 colors Anchor or DMC
$7.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I'm Priceless by Iris Originals
I'm Priceless
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Yup, that's me - priceless
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:104w x 85
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
$7.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Modern Dictionary: Tea by Stitchnmomma
Modern Dictionary: Tea
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma
Looking for a quick weekend project? Then this piece from my Modern Dictionary Series is perfect for you! This series gives fun, modern...
Pattern Details:
Size:varies with fabric used
Fabric:0
Floss:1 DMC Cotton color
$7.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, It Happened So Fast by Iris Originals
It Happened So Fast
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Well yeah, it did feel like it was fast, and every week now just flies by.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:76w x 83
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC
$7.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sometimes by Iris Originals
Sometimes
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Well, I suppose that's really the only time I don't at least think about drinking coffee. As a matter of fact, I think I need a cup as...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:111w x 135
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:9 colors Anchor or DMC
$7.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, What Are Boys by Homespun Elegance Ltd
What Are Boys
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Homespun Elegance Ltd
Pattern Details:
Fabric:0
$7.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Modern Dictionary: Girl by Stitchnmomma
Modern Dictionary: Girl
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma
Looking for a quick weekend project? Then this piece from my Modern Dictionary Series is perfect for you! This series gives fun, modern...
Pattern Details:
Size:varies with fabric used
Fabric:0
Floss:1 DMC Cotton color
$7.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, What Are Girls by Homespun Elegance Ltd
What Are Girls
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Homespun Elegance Ltd
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Fabric:0
$7.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Modern Dictionary: Boy by Stitchnmomma
Modern Dictionary: Boy
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma
Looking for a quick weekend project? Then this piece from my Modern Dictionary Series is perfect for you! This series gives fun, modern...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:54w x 33
Fabric:14ct. aida
Floss:1 DMC Cotton color
$7.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Modern Dictionary: Work by Stitchnmomma
Modern Dictionary: Work
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma
Looking for a quick weekend project? Then this piece from my Modern Dictionary Series is perfect for you! This series gives fun, modern...
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Size:varies with fabric used
Fabric:0
Floss:1 DMC Cotton color
$7.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Breakfast Coffee by Rogue Stitchery
Breakfast Coffee
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rogue Stitchery
This pattern consists of four pages – a cover sheet; instructions; black and white pattern with symbols, and a color legend. The legend...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:135w x 134
Fabric:14ct. aida white
Floss:DMC
$7.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Always One by Rosewood Manor
Always One
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rosewood Manor
Cross stitch pattern from Rosewood Manor featuring the phrase "There is always one in every crowd"! Pattern is stitched on 28 ct White...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:90w x 60
Fabric:28ct. Linen White
Floss:DMC
$7.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Barefoot by Rosewood Manor
Barefoot
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rosewood Manor
Cross stitch pattern from Rosewood Manor featuring the phrase "If you are not barefoot, then you are overdressed"! Pattern is stitched...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:80w x 60
Fabric:32ct. Linen White
Floss:DMC
$7.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Fishing Quote 2 by Artecy Cross Stitch
Fishing Quote 2
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch
This counted cross stitch pattern with the fishing quote, A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work, was created from Artwork by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:121w x 154
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:2 DMC colors
$7.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Fishing Quote 3 by Artecy Cross Stitch
Fishing Quote 3
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch
This counted cross stitch pattern with the fishing quote, There's always time for one more cast, was created from Artwork by Gomolach. Only...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:140w x 156
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:2 DMC colors
$7.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Fishing Quote 1 by Artecy Cross Stitch
Fishing Quote 1
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch
This counted cross stitch pattern with the fishing quote, Good things come to those who Bait was created from Artwork by Gomolach.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:106w x 156
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:2 DMC colors
$7.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Fishing Quote 4 by Artecy Cross Stitch
Fishing Quote 4
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch
This counted cross stitch pattern with the fishing quote, I'd rather be fishing, was created from Artwork by Gomolach. Only full cross...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:142w x 154
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:2 DMC colors
$7.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Santa's Helpers by Sue Hillis Designs
Santa's Helpers
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs
This playful pattern features colorful Christmas cocktails beneath the phrase “Santa’s Real Helpers,” all framed in a cute ornament-style...
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Stitch Count:67w x 67
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Wine Gnome by Cross Stitch Wonders
Wine Gnome
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
This awesome WINE GNOME is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from licensed...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:130w x 116
Fabric:0
Floss:DMC
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Women Who Behave by Sue Hillis Designs
Women Who Behave
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs
Part of the Pirates series. Women who behave - Rarely make history. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a...
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Stitch Count:90w x 60
Fabric:14ct. Aida Sage/Summer Khaki
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