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A Cat Saying - Major Cattitude

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

An Adorable CAT SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 98 stitches wide by 95 stitches...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:98w x 95

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

A Cat Saying - Show Me Your Kitties

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

An Adorable CAT SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 82 stitches wide by 97 stitches...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:82w x 97

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

A Cat Saying - I Wanna Be A Stay At Home Cat Mom

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

An Adorable CAT SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 114 stitches wide by 56...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:114w x 56

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching

Things in Life is a fun and sassy cross stitch Backstitching is required but no fractional stitches makes it perfect for any fabric count....

Pattern Details:

Fabric:0

Floss:16 DMC floss colors

Designer:Jamie Larson

Released: 7/26/2019

$10.50

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I Love Camping ... Drinking Outside

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great CAMPING / DRINKING saying in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Original artwork by Tara Reed...

Pattern Details:

Fabric:0

Floss:DMC

Designer:Marcia Manning

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great TIME TO GET LIT saying in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Original artwork by Tara Reed...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:118w x 135

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Inside Every Old Person

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened! And how true is that?! But you know - at least we're old - better than...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:92w x 99

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:4 DMC or Anchor colors

Released: 7/20/2019

$6.00

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I Lose Everything But Weight

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great WEIGHT saying in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Original art by Anastasia Feya. This design...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:148w x 198

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Camping Without Wine is Just Sitting in the Woods

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great Camping/Wine saying designed by Marcia Manning. Original artwork by Tara Reed Designs. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:126w x 130

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Dog - I Wanna Be A Stay At Home Dog Mom

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

Let your heart—and hoop—speak for itself with I Wanna Be a Stay at Home Dog Mom! This adorable design features a sweet dog silhouette...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 67

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Goodness - sometimes don't you just look at that calendar and think - or no, it's only Wednesday when I was ready for Friday?! This says...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:84w x 88

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:3 DMC or Anchor colors

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Ever just wanted to tell someone "shut up" - try it this way :-)

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:87w x 92

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Schools Out - Teachers Care To The Core

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great SCHOOLS OUT Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 98 stitches wide by...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:98w x 67

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Schools Out - Teacher Off Duty

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great SCHOOLS OUT Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 98 stitches wide by...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:98w x 68

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Schools Out - Goodbye Lesson Plan Hello Sun Tan

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great SCHOOLS OUT Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 98 stitches wide by...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:98w x 96

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Schools Out - See Ya Later Educator

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great SCHOOLS OUT Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 100 stitches wide by...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 98

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Schools Out - The End Is Near #hellosummer

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great SCHOOLS OUT Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 96 stitches wide by...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:96w x 98

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Farmers Market - You've Guac To Be Kidding Me

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great Farm Market Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 100 stitches wide by...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 88

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Farmers Market - Peas Be Kind to Others

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great Farm Market Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 98 stitches wide by...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:98w x 90

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Farmers Market - Don't Kale My Vibe

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great Farm Market Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 100 stitches wide by...

Pattern Details:

Fabric:0

Floss:DMC

Designer:Cross Stitch Wonders

Released: 5/3/2019

$4.50

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Farmers Market - Practice What You Peach

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great Farm Market Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 78 stitches wide by...

Pattern Details:

Fabric:0

Floss:DMC

Designer:Cross Stitch Wonders

Released: 5/3/2019

$4.50

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Farmers Market - It Takes Two To Mango

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great Farm Market Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 100 stitches wide by...

Pattern Details:

Fabric:0

Floss:DMC

Designer:Cross Stitch Wonders

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

The More Alcohol cross stitch pattern is a cheeky quote that can inspire greatness and shenanigans in the best of us.

Pattern Details:

Fabric:0

Floss:DMC

Designer:Peacock & Fig

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

Do you amaze yourself some days with the fact that you made it through the day and coped with all sorts of adult stuff and didn’t have a...

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Fabric:0

Floss:DMC

Designer:Peacock & Fig

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

Whether you enjoy drinking vodka or not, the Vodka cross stitch pattern reminds you that we all have those days. This pattern also has a...

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Fabric:0

Floss:DMC

Designer:Peacock & Fig

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

When adulting just seems too hard for you, take some time out to relax with a little stitching and whip up the pretty demotivational...

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Fabric:0

Floss:DMC

Designer:Peacock & Fig

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

Feel like getting a little stabby? Maybe the “Be The Villain” cross stitch pattern can help you out…Featured in Issue 5 of XStitch...

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Fabric:0

Floss:DMC

Designer:Peacock & Fig

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

Are you someone who cannot fathom starting their day without the Elixir of the Gods, caffeine? If your morning cuppa is more important to...

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Fabric:0

Floss:DMC

Designer:Peacock & Fig

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

The No Pants cross stitch pattern is an uplifting reminder of the sanctity of a no-pants zone, and that you are completely normal for...

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Fabric:0

Floss:DMC

Designer:Peacock & Fig

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

I’m sure you’ve had those moments where something so insanely stupid comes up and you’re like “I can’t even… I just literally cannot...

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Fabric:0

Floss:DMC

Designer:Peacock & Fig

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

Are you sick of people-ing and your patience is wearing oh-so-thin? Help yourself cope with the daily grind with the demotivational Thin...

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Fabric:0

Floss:DMC

Designer:Peacock & Fig

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

In case you’re finding adulting harder than your eight-year-old self anticipated, the Adulthood cross stitch pattern should help you giggle...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:110w x 140

Beer Drinker ... Fishing Problem

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great BEER/FISHING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Design is 100 stitches wide by 110 stitches high. Included is a large/easy to...

Pattern Details:

Fabric:0

Floss:DMC

Designer:Cross Stitch Wonders

Released: 4/24/2019

$4.50

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My Drinking Friends ... Fishing Problem

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great FRIENDS/DRINKING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Design is 135 stitches wide by 98 stitches high. Included is a large/easy...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:135w x 98

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Unstoppable - if I could just get started. Unfortunately, that would be me on many days :-) Great gift for a busy friend - or stitch for...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:95w x 96

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:4 skeins Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

Add a dash of spooky fun to your stitching with "Ride The Broom!" This playful cross stitch design features a witch’s skirt with striped...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:94w x 122

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:14 DMC colors

Multiple styles available

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

We probably all need professional help at some point - but I could use these on a daily basis :-)

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 73

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:4 colors DMC or Anchor floss

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great S'MORE / CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Licensed Artwork by Sanquentti...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:79w x 100

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kiokiz

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:74w x 47

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 110 x 245. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss. Design is all full cross...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:110w x 245

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Absolutely - I can't imagine a circumstance where I would order decaf coffee :-) I do love my coffee - strong and yummy!

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:92w x 87

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:5 colors DMC or Anchor

Released: 3/12/2019

$6.50

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Woman Who Loves Her Dogs and Coffee

a Cross Stitch Pattern by MarNic Designs

A whimsical offering featuring a steaming cup of coffee with a little dog alongside holding a bone, and the verse "A Woman who loves her...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:87w x 60

Fabric:28ct. Linen White

Floss:DMC, Kreinik, Rainbow Gallery PTB

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Boy, is this a true statement.... and my body definitely isn't pleased, though I'm thankful for every day!

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:83w x 93

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:6 colors DMC or Anchor

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

This may not apply to you - but it definitely does to me - attitude adjustment in a mug. How appropriate :-)

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:91w x 67

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:7 colors DMC or Anchor

Released: 2/20/2019

$6.30

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I'd Rather Be Stitching

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

Show off the love you have for your favorite hobby with this beautiful and colorful piece! All full stitches and it covers the whole fabric...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:147w x 145

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:19 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

I'm a coffee addict - so love everything coffee - just can't help myself from designing yet another 'cute' coffee saying.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:94w x 94

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:6 colors DMC or Anchor

Released: 1/9/2019

$6.30

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Coffee Prevents Injuries

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Cute coffee saying - if you love coffee, or know someone who does, this makes a great little gift or saying near your coffee pot.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:101w x 99

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:10 colors DMC or Anchor fllss

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

This is dedicated to my youngest son - and very appropriate. Great for anyone who has this talkative child :-)

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:85w x 71

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:4 skeins DMC or Anchor

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

About right - have YOU ever looked at someone and thought that? :-)

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:6w x 5

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:7 skeins DMC or Anchor

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Sometimes I'd really like to do that - just pee on it and walk away.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:125w x 94

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:5 skeins DMC or Anchor

Released: 11/30/2018

$6.00

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