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I Dusted Once

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

I dusted once - it came back. I'm not falling for that again! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 90 x 76. Model stitched on...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:90w x 76

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin...and muffins are healthy - You're Welcome! Counted cross stitch pattern....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:93w x 79

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Features colorful Christmas cocktails beneath the phrase “Santa’s Real Helpers.” With its bright colors, charming details and lighthearted...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:67w x 67

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Kit by Design Works

Kit comes complete with: 14 Count Aida Fabric, 100% Cotton Embroidery Floss, #24 Tapestry Needleand Fully Illustrated Instructions

Kit Details:

Size:10" X 10"

Floss:100% Cotton Embroidery Floss

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

This year I am going to be sensible and behave myself - Stop laughing I might be able to do it! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:84w x 91

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well, I guess if one lives long enough, this can be correct.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:81w x 96

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:4 color Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yup, that's me - priceless

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:104w x 85

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well, I wish!!

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:80w x 86

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:3 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood

Don't panic. Organize! A design for anti-bullying, pro community or individual empowerment. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count:...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:112w x 109

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Val's Stuff

This whimsical spring design features a tall bunny surrounded by blooming flowers and fluttering butterflies. Paired with the playful...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:68w x 168

Fabric:32ct. Linen Lemon Yellow

Floss:DMC Floss, Weeks Dye Works

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rebel Stitcher Designs

This is a printed cross stitch pattern by Rebel Stitcher Designs. It features a whimsical design that says 'I can't decide what pants to...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:136w x 99

Fabric:40ct. Linen

Floss:Classic Color Works

Released: 4/15/2025

$15.00

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OMG They Got Me a Whole Tree

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 63 x 78. Model stitched on 14ct fabric using DMC floss. Great project for perforated paper,...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:63w x 78

Fabric:14ct. Aida Vintage Blue Whisper

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

Add a little sass to your stitching with this stylishly snarky pattern! Featuring a sophisticated lady in a sharp suit, chic hat, and...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:81w x 114

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:23 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

Add a little sass to your stitching with this stylishly snarky pattern! Featuring a sophisticated lady in a sharp suit, chic hat, and...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:81w x 114

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:23 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood

A Stitch a Day Keeps the Crazy Away. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 80 x 100. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:80w x 100

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

I knew one day I'd get old. But how fast it happened was a bit of a surprise. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 76 x 83. Model...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:76w x 83

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood

Here is a funny design. Happy New Year! Let’s try this again. Fortunately, we get to do that each year, and hopefully make it better each...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:67w x 81

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:DMC #310 (black). Also pictured in red (#321) and blue (#517)

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley

Let's face it, I was crazy before the cats. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 100 x 98. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 98

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Sometimes the thoughts in my head get bored and stroll out of my mouth! That's never a good thing! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:91w x 106

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 79 x 102. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:79w x 102

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

You don't get to tell me what to do. You're not my dog! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 94 x79. Model stitched on 14ct White...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:94w x 79

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

I woke up got out of bed and had coffee. That's probably enough activity for one day. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 97 x 96....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:97w x 96

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

I'm awake! But, if you're expecting bright eyed & bushy tailed - go catch a squirrel. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 117 x...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:117w x 91

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well, getting old does have it's benefits - I'm still above the grass - BUT, I'm also becoming a "classic".

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:106w x 97

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:4 color Anchor or DMC

Released: 1/3/2025

$6.50

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