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Common Sense

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Just a little cute saying - unfortunately that flower truly doesn't grow in everyone's garden.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:60w x 62

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:DMC or Anchor floss

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Laundry Prayer

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Bobbie G Designs

Add a little humor to your homemaking with Laundry Prayer! This playful design features a funny prayer for laundry day, complete with a...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:85w x 113

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:DMC Floss

Multiple styles available

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If Mama Ain't Happy

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well, it's true - if Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy - but... watch out for Grandma!

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:104w x 62

Fabric:14ct. aida white

Floss:2 DMC or Anchor floss

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I Will Follow You

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

If you have dogs or cats, you probably can relate to this. Especially in the world we live in now. My little furbabies think they have to...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:102w x 64

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:5 colors Anchor or DMC

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Be Decisive

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Be decisive. Make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. Counted cross stitch pattern....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:71w x 73

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood

In my defense, the moon was full and I was unsupervised. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 120 x 92. Model stitched on 14ct...

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Stitch Count:120w x 92

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

What do you call a person who is happy on Monday - Retired. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 91 x 91. Model stitched on 14ct...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:91w x 91

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well, this one sure fits me, and probably a LOT of other stitchers out there. But, that's Okay, it's our mess and we love it.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:89w x 89

Fabric:14ct. Aida

Floss:8 colors Anchor or DMC

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Bail Money

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:117w x 89

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:6 colors Anchor or DMC

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Too Tired

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well, that pretty well describes me these days. :-)

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:88w x 87

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:5 colors Anchor or DMC

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Dog in Charge

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

Man's best friend is always in charge and this adorable design is the perfect way to display their badge of honor! Counted cross stitch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:86w x 93

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Finally a Farmgirl Designs

Faith and coffee make the perfect blend! This warm and inspiring design features the heartfelt saying, "Jesus in My Heart and Coffee in My...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:60w x 69

Fabric:28ct. Linen Summer Khaki

a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching

Bitch is a subversive and sassy saying cross stitch chart designed by my dear friend StitchBitch. This line of charts requires a twisted...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:45w x 51

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:5 DMC floss colors

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Unstoppable

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Unstoppable - if I could just get started. Unfortunately, that would be me on many days :-) Great gift for a busy friend - or stitch for...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:95w x 96

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:4 skeins Anchor or DMC

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Poke it with a Stick

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

I'm not much on seizing the day. I just kinda poke it with a stick! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 80 x 91. Model stitched on...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:80w x 91

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:4 DMC colors

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Inside Every Old Person

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened! And how true is that?! But you know - at least we're old - better than...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:92w x 99

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:4 DMC or Anchor colors

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My Cat.... Wakes Me EARLY

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

So you have a cat who wakes you --- or you have a friend that does. This is a compliment chart to my "My Dog". So now both are available...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:110w x 82

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:5 DMC or Anchor

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Bears will Kill You

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

I've heard many times, "that which doesn't kill you will make you stronger"...but I sure don't want to meet a bear - don't think I could...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:131w x 103

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

This leaflet includes the chart and instructions. The floss, fabric and any other supplies required to complete the project are...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:160w x 140

Fabric:18ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yup, everyday. Just because I think it doesn't mean I should say it!

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:107w x 90

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC

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Stupid Things

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Another 'old people' chart - and I'm entitled to offer this.... since I'm old. Hopefully I'm not doing quite as many stupid things,...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:110w x 103

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:5 colors DMC or Anchor

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I Love Chocolate

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

This leaflet includes the chart and instructions. The floss, fabric and any other supplies required to complete the project are...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:134w x 54

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma

If you’re a coffee fanatic, or know someone who is, then you’d probably agree that this sentiment is perfect. Counted cross stitch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:66w x 48

Fabric:32ct. Linen Cream

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma

A little dark humor for serious coffee lovers. This witty design is a quick and fun stitch for anyone who knows that caffeine comes...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:36w x 36

Fabric:32ct. Linen Cream

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma

For those who run on caffeine, this fun and witty design says it all! A quick stitch that's perfect for coffee lovers with a sense of...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:71w x 50

Fabric:32ct. Linen Cream

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma

A sweet and witty design for anyone who believes true love comes with the irresistible aroma of freshly brewed coffee. Counted cross...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:67w x 60

Fabric:32ct. Linen Cream

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma

Short, simple and delightfully sassy. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 33 x 24. Model stitched on 32ct Cream Evenweave using...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:33w x 24

Fabric:32ct. Linen Cream

a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching

Stupid is designed by my friend StitchBitch who has a wicked, sharp and twisted sense of humor. Designed using full stitches as well as...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:52w x 70

Floss:7 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 105 x 105. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:105w x 105

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood

Don't panic. Organize! A design for anti-bullying, pro community or individual empowerment. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count:...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:112w x 109

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

What's your idea of a hot date? Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 81 x 90. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:81w x 90

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching

Need a good laugh? Frame it or turn it in to a bell pull. This chart will bring hours of giggles to someone with a twisted sense of humor....

Pattern Details:

Floss:9 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yes, sometimes I'm a grumpy old lady, but hey - I'm still above the grass, so I'm blessed.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:109w x 96

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:5 colors DMC or Anchor

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The Reason I Wake up Early

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

MY DOG - is the reason I wake up in the morning.... cute cross stitch for the dog lover in your life.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:109w x 84

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:3 colors DMC or Anchor

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Rise & Shine

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Don't know about you - but I'm thinking I'm not the only one that isn't bright eyed when she gets out of bed. Great chart for a friend who...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:77w x 94

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:3 colors Anchor or DMC

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Side Effects

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Don't you know it - the older I get (and yes, I am old) the more I know I'm old from the way I'm feeling. Everyone knows that all meds...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:93w x 96

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:5 colors DMC or Anchor

$6.00

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A Stitch a Day

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood

A Stitch a Day Keeps the Crazy Away. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 80 x 100. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:80w x 100

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Erica Michaels Designs

Personally, for me there is no resistance happening whatsoever - but perhaps that's easier for others! This quick-to-stitch design is just...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:141w x 47

Fabric:36ct. Linen Vintage Country Mocha

Floss:Weeks Dye Works

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Wednesday - friday

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Goodness - sometimes don't you just look at that calendar and think - or no, it's only Wednesday when I was ready for Friday?! This says...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:84w x 88

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:3 DMC or Anchor colors

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Sunshine

a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching

A great design for those with a twisted sense of humor. The "censored" section showed on the image of the design is not an actual part of...

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Stitch Count:49w x 71

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well, it really is! Yes, I'm old - but in my mind I don't feel old. I suspect there are many like me. Great for yourself or gift for a...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:101w x 76

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:5 colors Anchor or DMC

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Ingredients

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Cute chart for those who aren't crazy about cooking (that would be me).

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:105w x 84

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:5 colors Anchor or DMC

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Worry

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Worry is a misuse of imagingation. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 79 x 54. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss.

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Stitch Count:79w x 54

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Ever had someone who wanted you to drop everything and work on.... well, you know. Cute saying for an office wall - makes a great gift.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:95w x 52

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:4 colors DMC or Anchor

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When I am Old....Grandchildren

a Cross Stitch Pattern by MarNic Designs

"If I'd know grandchildren were this much fun, I'd had them to begin with!" Model stitched 28 Ct. Antique White Jobelan with DMC floss and...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:119w x 88

Fabric:28ct. Jobelan Antique White

Floss:DMC Floss and Kreinik

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I'm Explaining

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Just another cute saying - and yes, I am right :-)

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:99w x 78

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:6 colors Anchor or DMC

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Look in the Mirror

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Probably this never happens to you - but it's the same at my house every day. "Who is that person?"

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:87w x 114

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:8 colors Anchor or DMC

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Dust Bunnies

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Linda Jeanne Jenkins

A little light-hearted jab at our housekeeping efforts. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 103 x 130. Model stitched on 16ct...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:103w x 130

Fabric:16ct. Aida Ivory

Floss:Gentle Art

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Minis: Chocolate is the Answer

a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:57w x 59

Fabric:14ct. Aida

Floss:DMC Colors: 10

Multiple styles available

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The Older I Get

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yeah, unfortunately that sign says it all.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:101w x 65

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:5 colors Anchor or DMC

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