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Cross Stitch Patterns, Vixen by Bobbie G Designs

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Bobbie G Designs

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:88w x 91

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Never Drive Faster Than Your Broom Can Fly by MarNic Designs

Never Drive Faster Than Your Broom Can Fly

a Cross Stitch Pattern by MarNic Designs

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:48w x 34

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Talk To Me Goose by Silver Creek Samplers

Talk To Me Goose

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Silver Creek Samplers

This fun and quirky design features a bold, expressive goose paired with playful lettering for a touch of humor and farmhouse flair. With...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:62w x 38

Fabric:18ct. Aida

Floss:DMC Floss

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Measure of a Man by White Willow Stitching

Measure of a Man

a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching

Ready to giggle? Between fish stories and other man stories many of us know this one in our sleep and now StitchBitch has brought it to us...

Pattern Details:

Floss:3 DMC Floss colors

Designer:StitchBitch

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Good Grief by Iris Originals

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well this describes me perfectly. It can almost be looking at me and I still can't find it.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:90w x 91

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:6 colors Anchor or DMC

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Full Time Job by Imaginating

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

This leaflet includes the chart and instructions. The floss, fabric and any other supplies required to complete the project are...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:94w x 69

Designer:Diane Arthurs

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Unicorn by Kiokiz

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kiokiz

Pattern Details:

Designer:Kiokiz

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Cross Stitch Patterns, When Life Gives you Lemons by Iris Originals

When Life Gives you Lemons

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

"When life gives you lemons, put them in your sweet tea and thank God you're a southerner!" And if you're not a southerner - you can still...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:73w x 110

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:2 colors Anchor or DMC

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Silence you Peasant by Iris Originals

Silence you Peasant

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Ever just wanted to tell someone "shut up" - try it this way :-)

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:87w x 92

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Bad Boy by White Willow Stitching

a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching

Bad Boy is designed by my friend StitchBitch who has a wicked, sharp and twisted sense of humor. Designed using full stitches and...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:79w x 62

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:6 DMC floss colors

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Coffee-isms #3 by Stitchnmomma

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma

A fun and cheeky design for coffee lovers who know the drill: pour it first, and then they will come. Counted cross stitch pattern....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:56w x 36

Fabric:32ct. Linen Cream

Floss:1 DMC color

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Coffee-isms #7 by Stitchnmomma

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma

A playful design for coffee lovers who prefer their daily buzz in a mug. This witty saying is sure to bring a smile to anyone who considers...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:49w x 48

Fabric:32ct. Linen Cream

Floss:1 DMC color

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Coffee-isms #8 by Stitchnmomma

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma

A fun and relatable design for coffee lovers who know that a little caffeine can make any conversation better. Counted cross stitch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:39w x 36

Fabric:32ct. Linen Cream

Floss:1 DMC color

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Coffee-isms #9 by Stitchnmomma

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma

A fun and charming design for coffee lovers who know that a freshly brewed cup is truly the language of love. Counted cross stitch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:55w x 48

Fabric:32ct. Linen Cream

Floss:1 DMC color

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Feral by Stitchnmomma

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma

Is it meno-rage? Is it acute sleep deprivation? Is it the current state of our country? I don’t know, but I know it has been my current...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:65w x 28

Fabric:28ct. Linen

Floss:DMC Floss

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Chocolate Resistance by Erica Michaels Designs

Chocolate Resistance

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Erica Michaels Designs

Personally, for me there is no resistance happening whatsoever - but perhaps that's easier for others! This quick-to-stitch design is just...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:141w x 47

Fabric:36ct. Linen Vintage Country Mocha

Floss:Weeks Dye Works

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Bookstore by Rogue Stitchery

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rogue Stitchery

Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 108 x 32. Chart will be in color and project includes full stitches, quarter stitches, half...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:108w x 32

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:DMC Floss

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Smell the Pages by Rogue Stitchery

Smell the Pages

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rogue Stitchery

A gentle reminder to slow down and savor the moment. This lovely design features an open book framed by blooming roses and the phrase...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:110w x 32

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:DMC Floss

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Big Books by Rogue Stitchery

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rogue Stitchery

Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 112 x 32. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:112w x 32

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:19 DMC colors

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Dashing Through the Hell No by Peacock & Fig

Dashing Through the Hell No

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

Dashing through the what?! Oh hell, no. If you go dashing through anything it’ll be the airport on the way to a tropical destination,...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:60w x 60

Designer:Peacock & Fig

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Deck the Halls by Peacock & Fig

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:60w x 81

Designer:Peacock & Fig

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Fa La La Wine by Peacock & Fig

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

Open up that box of wine and let’s make Christmas Carols fun again. “Tis the season to be boozy…” “Later on, we’ll perspire, as we drink by...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:40w x 55

Designer:Peacock & Fig

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Ho Ho No by Peacock & Fig

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

Have a low tolerance for Christmas shenanigans? Or just want a “subtle” way to tell your family to not overstay their welcome? Channel your...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:40w x 51

Designer:Peacock & Fig

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Lump of Coal by Peacock & Fig

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig

Here’s the perfect gift to make for that family member that does all of their Christmas shopping at the dollar store. Tell them how much...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:60w x 60

Designer:Peacock & Fig

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Cross Stitch Patterns, "Let's Party!" by StitchyFish Designs

a Cross Stitch Pattern by StitchyFish Designs

Brand New! "Let's Party!" by StitchyFishDesigns It's Halloween and all the little ghoulie's are out to party... but some may be more...

Pattern Details:

Designer:Lee Fisher - StitchyFish Designs

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Woodworking by Sue Hillis Designs

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Celebrate craftsmanship with this witty and fun design. Surrounded by a playful arrangement of ruler, saw, hammer, drill and clamps, this...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:79w x 72

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:8 DMC colors

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Crabby Day by Sue Hillis Designs

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

A cheeky little design with a bright coral crab and the phrase: “It’s a crabby day without a stitch to cross.” Perfect humor for...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:59w x 64

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:9 DMC colors

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Menopausal Dwarves by Sue Hillis Designs

Menopausal Dwarves

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Itchy Bitchy Sleepy Sweaty Bloaty Forgetful and Psycho.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:55w x 84

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Eat Cake by Sue Hillis Designs

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap - Stay safe Eat cake. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 62 x 91. Model stitched...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:62w x 91

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:14 DMC colors

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Liberty Pirate by Sue Hillis Designs

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Part of the Pirates series. Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Booty. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 65 x 83. Model stitched on...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:65w x 83

Fabric:28ct. Lugana Khaki

Floss:10 DMC colors

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Piracy by Sue Hillis Designs

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Part of the Pirates series. Piracy - A viable career option. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a 5 inch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:63w x 85

Fabric:14ct. Aida Ivory

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Snow Place Like Home - 3 by Country Cottage Needleworks

Snow Place Like Home - 3

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Country Cottage Needleworks

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:59w x 72

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Queen of Quite a Lot by The Scarlett House

Queen of Quite a Lot

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Scarlett House

Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 111 x 66. Model stitched on 40ct Legacy linen by Picture This Plus using DMC floss. We do not...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:111w x 66

Fabric:40ct. Linen

Floss:6 DMC colors

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Cross Stitch Patterns, I'd Be Crabby! by Linda Jeanne Jenkins

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Linda Jeanne Jenkins

So just hand over the cross stitching and nobody will get pinched! This design is worked with whole stitches and backstitching.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:59w x 61

Fabric:14ct. Fiddler's Cloth Oatmeal Lite

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Ew. People. by The Stitcherhood

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood

A fun, easy and humorous pattern that shows two cats with one thinking “Ew. People”. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 118 x 58....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:118w x 58

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:1 DMC color

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Dear Santa by The Stitcherhood

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood

A fun and funny cross stitch pattern for Christmas. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 120 x 50. Model stitched on 14ct White...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:120w x 50

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:1 DMC color

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Woman Who Loves Her Dogs and Coffee by MarNic Designs

Woman Who Loves Her Dogs and Coffee

a Cross Stitch Pattern by MarNic Designs

A whimsical offering featuring a steaming cup of coffee with a little dog alongside holding a bone, and the verse "A Woman who loves her...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:87w x 60

Fabric:28ct. Linen White

Floss:DMC, Kreinik, Rainbow Gallery PTB

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Things I Like by The Stitcherhood

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood

Things I like is a fun and snarky cross stitch pattern for lovers of books, cats, cross stitching, and maybe a few people. Dog version...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:120w x 62

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:DMC #3799 (dark gray), or colors of your choice

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Make Sense by The Stitcherhood

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood

I am under no obligation to make sense to you. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 112 x 63. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:112w x 63

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:3 DMC colors

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Ghostly by The Stitcherhood

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood

A whimsical and fun pattern for Halloween - white floss on white fabric. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 105 x 71. Model...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:105w x 71

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:1 DMC color

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Cross Stitch Patterns, List to do by Kiokiz

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kiokiz

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:127w x 85

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Plan Ahead & Follow Through by The Stitcherhood

Plan Ahead & Follow Through

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood

A wonderfully silly pair of cross stitch designs poking fun at one’s self for not planning ahead or following through to the end of a...

Pattern Details:

Size:see description

Floss:DMC #3799

Designer:The Stitcherhood

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Cross Stitch Patterns, I'm Not Old, I'm 25+ s&h by MarNic Designs

I'm Not Old, I'm 25+ s&h

a Cross Stitch Pattern by MarNic Designs

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:86w x 57

Fabric:28ct. Jobelan Antique White

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Cross Stitch Patterns, My hobby by Kiokiz

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kiokiz

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:74w x 47

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Broom Parking by The Stitcherhood

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood

Stitch a sign for your house to remind everyone not to park in your spot. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 94 x 79. Model...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:94w x 79

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:1 DMC color

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Necessary Insanity by Cross-Point Designs

Necessary Insanity

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross-Point Designs

Great for the office! Featuring Felix, a real live twenty pound cat who sometimes gets himself into a little bit of trouble. A floss...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:112w x 56

Fabric:14ct. Aida

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Carry a Wand by The Stitcherhood

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood

Carry A Wand, a whimsical and easy cross stitch pattern for Halloween! Model stitched on 14 count "fiddler" Aida cross stitch fabric...

Pattern Details:

Size:Will measure approx. 8.75 inches high by 4 inches wide if stitched on 14 count fabric.

Floss:DMC #310 (black)

Designer:The Stitcherhood

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Beach Repeat by The Stitcherhood

a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood

Beach, repeat... a fun, whimsical nautical cross stitch pattern for any beach bum like me... or for lovely beach house decor.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:57w x 71

Fabric:14ct. Aida Beige

Floss:DMC 931 or 840

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Cross Stitch Patterns, British Accent by Kiokiz

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kiokiz

If I had a British accent - I would never shut up. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 83 x 80. Model stitched on 14ct Antique...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:83w x 80

Fabric:14ct. Aida Antique White

Floss:3 DMC colors

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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy since birth by Kiokiz

Sassy since birth

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kiokiz

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:74w x 63

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