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Need a laugh stitch? Choose a funny phrase cross stitch with clean lettering and simple borders. Finish a small for a desk or housewarming gift.
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British Accent
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Kiokiz
If I had a British accent - I would never shut up. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 83 x 80. Model stitched on 14ct Antique...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
83w x 80
Fabric:
14ct. Aida Antique White
Floss:
3 DMC colors
$5.00
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You are my dino-mite
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Kiokiz
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
44w x 45
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
$5.00
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Is This Day
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pine Glen Designs
This sampler askes the question that we all find ourselves asking on those days when "nothing goes right".
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
88w x 63
$5.00
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What's A Little Fur Amoung Friends
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by MarNic Designs
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
69w x 67
$5.00
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Itty Bitty Naughty Sampler
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by The Stitcherhood
The Itty Bitty Naughty Sampler is perfect for fans of subversive, snarky or humorous cross stitch patterns and designs. - Stitch Count:...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
64w x 85
Fabric:
14ct. Aida
Floss:
DMC floss: #3799 or any colors of your choice
$5.00
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Stolen Mind
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pine Glen Designs
This sampler is for all the times that children have sent their mothers mumbling from the room. The next time someone asks if you have...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
89w x 81
$5.00
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Warning
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pine Glen Designs
If you have been accused of having an "attitude" this is the sampler for you. Simply place this disclaimer in plain view and feel free to...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
80w x 80
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
$5.00
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Addiction vs. Virus (male youth)
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pine Glen Designs
Looking for a male version of our popular ‘Addiction vs. Virus’ design? We have come up with this male youth version for the younger males...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
59w x 83
Fabric:
14ct. Aida Cream
$5.00
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Sassy since birth
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Kiokiz
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
74w x 63
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
$5.00
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Coffee
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pine Glen Designs
If the sun doesn't rise for you until a steam rises from your first cuppa... this is the chart for you.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
56w x 83
Fabric:
28ct. Jobelan Summer Sky
$5.00
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Addiction vs. Virus (male)
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pine Glen Designs
If our male youth version of our popular “Addiction vs Virus” is not suitable for the man in your life, perhaps this one will suit your man...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
59w x 83
Fabric:
14ct. Aida
$5.00
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Wine-y Stitchers
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Barefoot Needleart
Cross stitch pattern from Barefoot Needleart featuring a wine bottle and the phrase, 'All my friends are wine-y Stitchers". Pattern is...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
143w x 104
Fabric:
28ct. Lugana Whisper
Floss:
DMC, Classic Color Works, Weeks Dye Works
$5.00
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WiFi Passwork (Family Friendly Version)
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by The Stitcherhood
Here is a fun and funny cross stitch pattern that claims the household WiFi pattern is ” Better2ReadABook! ” in hopes that people will read...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
127w x 63
Fabric:
14ct. Aida white
Floss:
DMC #3799 (dark gray)
$5.00
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Addiction vs. Virus
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pine Glen Designs
Model stitched on 28ct. Delicate Teal Jobelan
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
59w x 83
Fabric:
28ct. Jobelan
$5.00
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No Insomnia
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Rogue Stitchery
I dont' have insomnia - I have a really good book and no respect for tomorrow. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 32 x 105....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
32w x 105
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
21 DMC colors
$4.99
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Need to Read
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Rogue Stitchery
This pattern is a double-sided, single page. The first side is the cover page. It contains a full color photo of the stitched design. ...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
113w x 32
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
$4.99
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"A home is just a house without a cat!"
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by StitchyFish Designs
Here's on for all my cat loving friends who know a home is just a house without a cat!
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
50w x 100
Fabric:
14ct. aida white
Floss:
DMC or your choice
$4.99
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HELP! There's a cat in my lap and I can't get up!
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
This playful pattern features a sweet, sleeping kitty (in soft mocha tones) positioned atop the bold phrase—making it both a laugh-out-loud...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
80w x 98
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
$4.50
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Life Is Better With Cats
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Let your devotion to whiskers and purrs shine in every stitch! This delightful pattern spells out a heartfelt truth with playfulness—Life...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 108
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
$4.50
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Life is Too Short for Bad Coffee
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great COFFEE Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from artwork by Sanquentti Design. Design is 88...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
88w x 100
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
$4.50
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Life ... Coffee N' Wine
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great COFFEE/WINE Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design. ...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
86w x 97
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
$4.50
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Dear Santa
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 110 x 245. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss. Design is all full cross...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
110w x 245
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
1 DMC color
$4.50
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Dog - I Wanna Be A Stay At Home Dog Mom
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Let your heart—and hoop—speak for itself with I Wanna Be a Stay at Home Dog Mom! This adorable design features a sweet dog silhouette...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 67
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC Floss
$4.50
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A Cat Saying - I Wanna Be A Stay At Home Cat Mom
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
An Adorable CAT SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 114 stitches wide by 56...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
114w x 56
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
$4.50
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Beer Drinker ... Camping Problem
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great BEER/CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 110
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
$4.50
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A Cat Saying - Major Cattitude
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
An Adorable CAT SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 98 stitches wide by 95 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 95
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
$4.50
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Camping Without Wine is Just Sitting in the Woods
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Camping/Wine saying designed by Marcia Manning. Original artwork by Tara Reed Designs. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
126w x 130
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
4 DMC colors
$4.50
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It's The Cat's House We Just Pay The Mortgage
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
PURRFECT! ADORABLE CAT Saying by Marcia Manning. Original Art by Funky Frog Creative Designs. Design is 116 stitches wide by 138 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
116w x 138
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
$4.50
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A Funny Saying - Alexa, Clean My House
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A FUNNY ALEXA SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 159 stitches wide by 119 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
159w x 119
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
$4.50
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Dear Santa, It Was the Gnome
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
Dear Santa, It was the Gnome! Marcia Manning designed this from original artwork by Black Cats Media. Counted cross stitch pattern....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
144w x 148
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
4 DMC colors
$4.50
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Today's Workout
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Hilarious WINE SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 146 stitches wide by 157...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
146w x 157
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
$4.50
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Schools Out - Teachers Care To The Core
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great SCHOOLS OUT Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 98 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 67
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
$4.50
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Oh Quaran-Tree
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A PERFECT summery of 2020, is this cute Christmas Saying counted cross stitch design. Cross Stitch design by Marcia Manning. Design is 67...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
67w x 80
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
$4.50
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OCD ... Camping
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive Artwork by Sanquentti...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
106w x 64
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
$4.50
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Farmers Market - You've Guac To Be Kidding Me
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Farm Market Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 100 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 88
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
$4.50
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I'm Multitasking. I Can Listen, Ignore and Forget at the Same Time
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
PURRFECT! ADORABLE CAT Saying by Marcia Manning. Original Art by Funky Frog Creative Designs. Design is 120 stitches wide by 150 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
120w x 150
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
$4.50
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Farmers Market - Peas Be Kind to Others
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Farm Market Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 98 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 90
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
$4.50
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I'd Exercise ... Wine
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great EXERCISE/WINE Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design. ...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
127w x 98
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
$4.50
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Wine Drinker ... Camping Problem
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great WINE/CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 150
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
$4.50
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Teacher Off Duty
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A great School's Out design. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 98 x 68. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss. Chart...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 68
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
3 DMC colors
$4.50
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Farmers Market - Don't Kale My Vibe
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Farm Market Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 100 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Cross Stitch Wonders
$4.50
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Beer Drinker ... Fishing Problem
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great BEER/FISHING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Design is 100 stitches wide by 110 stitches high. Included is a large/easy to...
Pattern Details:
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Cross Stitch Wonders
$4.50
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Farmers Market - Practice What You Peach
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Farm Market Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 78 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Cross Stitch Wonders
$4.50
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Smile S'more
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great S'MORE / CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Licensed Artwork by Sanquentti...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
79w x 100
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
$4.50
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Life Update Still Love Dogs People Not So Much
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
ADORABLE DOG Saying by Marcia Manning. Original Art by Funky Frog Creative Designs. Design is 110 stitches wide by 128 stitches high.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
110w x 128
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
$4.50
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I Lose Everything But Weight
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great WEIGHT saying in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Original art by Anastasia Feya. This design...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
148w x 198
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
$4.50
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2020 Is Elfed Up
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A PERFECT summery of 2020, is this cute Christmas Saying counted cross stitch design. Cross Stitch design by Marcia Manning. Design is 64...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
64w x 80
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
$4.50
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Farmers Market - It Takes Two To Mango
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Farm Market Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 100 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Cross Stitch Wonders
$4.50
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Official Cookie Tester
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great HOLIDAY Phrase/Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Licensed artwork by Sanquentti Design....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
106w x 100
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
$4.50
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Carpe Vino - Seize The Wine
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Carpe Vino Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive Artwork by Sanquentti...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
147w x 100
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
$4.50
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