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Funny Phrases Cross Stitch Patterns
Need a laugh stitch? Choose a funny phrase cross stitch with clean lettering and simple borders. Finish a small for a desk or housewarming gift.
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Time To Get Lit
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great TIME TO GET LIT saying in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Original artwork by Tara Reed...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
118w x 135
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
$4.50
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See Ya Later Educator
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A School's Out design. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 100 x 89. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss. Chart is...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
100w x 89
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
4 DMC colors
$4.50
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Don't Give A Sip
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive Artwork by Sanquentti Design. Design is...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
105w x 100
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
$4.50
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Hey Hey Hey Ho Ho Ho 2020 It's Gotta Go
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A PERFECT summery of 2020, is this cute Christmas Saying counted cross stitch design. Cross Stitch design by Marcia Manning. Design is 79...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
79w x 76
Floss:
DMC
Designer:
Marcia Manning
$4.50
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Sassy Fun Mom - Messy Bun ....
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Sassy Fun Mom Words Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this Sassy Fun Mom cross stitch design from artwork by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
99w x 89
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
$4.50
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Schools Out - Goodbye Lesson Plan Hello Sun Tan
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great SCHOOLS OUT Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 98 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
98w x 96
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
$4.50
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Schools Out - The End Is Near #hellosummer
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great SCHOOLS OUT Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 96 stitches wide by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
96w x 98
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
$4.50
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My Drinking Friends ... Fishing Problem
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great FRIENDS/DRINKING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Design is 135 stitches wide by 98 stitches high. Included is a large/easy...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
135w x 98
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
$4.50
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My Drinking Friends ... Camping Problem
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great FRIENDS/CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
130w x 98
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC
$4.50
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Stabby
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by The Stitcherhood
Stab fabric not people. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 120 x 110. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
120w x 110
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
2 DMC colors
$4.00
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Murdery
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by The Stitcherhood
Murdery, a humorous and fun cross stitch design for cross stitch lovers. Model stitched on 14 count white Aida cross stitch fabric and...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
122w x 54
Fabric:
14ct. Aida White
Floss:
DMC dark gray (#3799) and red (#321)
$4.00
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"I'm Dead without My Coffee!"
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by StitchyFish Designs
"Dead without Coffee" pretty much speaks for itself....or for me, in the morning. If you are not able to function before your caffiene...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
80w x 80
Fabric:
28ct. Linen
Floss:
DMC
$4.00
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Turkey Crossing
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross-Point Designs
Frame it or make it into a little pillow, this design will is sure to bring chuckles!
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
60w x 60
Fabric:
14ct. Aida Ivory
Floss:
DMC
$4.00
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Cross Stitch Coven
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by The Stitcherhood
Cross Stitch Coven, a whimsical Wiccan Halloween cross stitch pattern. Model stitched on 14 count oatmeal Aida cross stitch fabric and...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
87w x 57
Fabric:
14ct. Aida oatmeal
$4.00
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I'm Not Weird
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by MarNic Designs
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
95w x 52
$3.99
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Sarcasm
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Rogue Stitchery
This pattern is a front-and-back, single-page (double-sided) pattern. The cover page is in full color and contains a photo of the stitched...
Pattern Details:
Size:
8-1/8w X 4-1/8h in
$3.98
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How Do You Like Me Now
a
Cross Stitch Pattern
by Rogue Stitchery
This pattern features colorful block letters and a smiley face with a mischievous grin. It can be either stitched for framing or...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:
32w x 80
Fabric:
14ct. Aida white
Floss:
DMC
$3.38
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