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Dear Santa

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 110 x 245. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss. Design is all full cross...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:110w x 245

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Getting Old Ain't for Sissies

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well, this one about says it all - getting old definitely AIN'T for Sissies! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 143 x 133....

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Stitch Count:143w x 133

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

Shoot for the stars with this sweet and whimsical design! Featuring a colorful rocket ship, crescent moon, and twinkling stars, it’s...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:84w x 127

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Part of the Pirates series. Arrrrhh - Shiver me timbers! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 99w x 125h. Model was stitched on...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:99w x 125

Fabric:14ct. Aida Pewter

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchy Prose

A stitch for that "crabby someone" to remind them that some moods are best cured by salt air, sandy toes, and a return to the shore. The...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:120w x 80

Fabric:32ct. Linen Flax Variegated

Floss:DMC, Classic Color Works

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Perfect for framing, gifting, or hanging in your crafty cove, Pirate’s Creed is a hilarious nod to creative grit—whether you're sewing at...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:60w x 90

Fabric:14ct. Aida Lambswool

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

A fun and colorful project that explains what exactly is the best therapy around!Let's Go To Therapy is designed to be stitched on 14ct...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:131w x 116

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:5 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley

Features a sleek black kitty riding high on a broomstick, tail in the air and attitude to spare. Stitched alongside playful lettering, this...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:192w x 156

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Dog - I Wanna Be A Stay At Home Dog Mom

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

Let your heart—and hoop—speak for itself with I Wanna Be a Stay at Home Dog Mom! This adorable design features a sweet dog silhouette...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 67

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Boy, is this a true statement.... and my body definitely isn't pleased, though I'm thankful for every day!

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:83w x 93

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:6 colors DMC or Anchor

Released: 2/20/2019

$6.00

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A Cat Saying - I Wanna Be A Stay At Home Cat Mom

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

An Adorable CAT SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 114 stitches wide by 56...

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Stitch Count:114w x 56

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Woman Who Loves Her Dogs and Coffee

a Cross Stitch Pattern by MarNic Designs

A whimsical offering featuring a steaming cup of coffee with a little dog alongside holding a bone, and the verse "A Woman who loves her...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:87w x 60

Fabric:28ct. Linen White

Floss:DMC, Kreinik, Rainbow Gallery PTB

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

A cheeky little design with a bright coral crab and the phrase: “It’s a crabby day without a stitch to cross.” Perfect humor for...

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Stitch Count:59w x 64

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

"I'm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?" I'm sure you never do that - unfortunately I do it frequently so this is an appropriate saying...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:80w x 112

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC floss

Released: 8/14/2018

$6.00

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Home Is Where The Cat Is

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kitty & Me Designs

A gentle and heartwarming design celebrating the quiet magic of home. Featuring a sweet cat’s face framed by soft florals and the...

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Stitch Count:157w x 110

Fabric:28ct. Lugana White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well, this saying is true - for most anyone - but especially for "old people". (I can say that - I'm an old people.) Cute saying for...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:95w x 81

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:6 DMC or Anchor colors

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Shannon Christine Designs

Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 92 x 113. Model stitched on 14ct fabric using DMC floss.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:92w x 113

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Just a little cute saying - unfortunately that flower truly doesn't grow in everyone's garden.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:60w x 62

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:DMC or Anchor floss

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

My little dog barks at EVERYTHING! Maybe you know someone with one like that - or do you have one too.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:92w x 107

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:4 colors DMC or Anchor

Released: 12/11/2017

$6.30

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A Cat Saying - I Run on Coffee, Sarcasm And Cats

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A GREAT CAT SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 198 stitches wide by 192 stitches...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:192w x 198

Floss:DMC

Designer:Marcia Manning

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Bobbie G Designs

Add a little humor to your homemaking with Laundry Prayer! This playful design features a funny prayer for laundry day, complete with a...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:85w x 113

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:DMC Floss

Multiple styles available

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley

Let's face it, I was crazy before the cats. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 100 x 98. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using...

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Stitch Count:100w x 98

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well, it's true - if Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy - but... watch out for Grandma!

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:104w x 62

Fabric:14ct. aida white

Floss:2 DMC or Anchor floss

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

It's been said that the early bird gets the worm...but that early bird also gets all of the coffee! This project includes full stitches,...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:118w x 77

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:25 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Think that about sums it up - for me at least.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:81w x 94

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:7 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well yeah, both of those work pretty good. I keep them handy all the time. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 128 x 90. Model...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:128w x 90

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Cross Stitch Keeps Me Sane

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kitty & Me Designs

For stitchers everywhere, this beautiful floral design says it best—cross stitch really does keep us sane! A charming and heartfelt project...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:114w x 59

Fabric:28ct. Lugana Ivory

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yup, that's most mornings - but don't forget the coffee! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 83w x 98h. Stitched on 14ct. White...

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Stitch Count:83w x 98

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

They say housework won't kill you! But why take the chance? Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 86 x 80. Model stitched on 14...

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Stitch Count:86w x 80

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Rest in Peace Cleaning Fairy - Sadly, I just found her under my bed - She was strangled to death by dust bunnies. Counted cross stitch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:96w x 91

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

Because sometimes a hug and a pep talk just aren't enough! 'Five Million Dollars' captures the ultimate daydream of emotional support......

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:91w x 87

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:2 DMC floss colors

Multiple styles available

Released: 10/10/2024

$7.00

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Beer Drinker ... Camping Problem

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great BEER/CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:98w x 110

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Shannon Christine Designs

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:116w x 91

Fabric:14ct. Aida Chalk Board Black

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Finally a Farmgirl Designs

Faith and coffee make the perfect blend! This warm and inspiring design features the heartfelt saying, "Jesus in My Heart and Coffee in My...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:60w x 69

Fabric:28ct. Linen Summer Khaki

I'd Rather Be Stitching

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

Show off the love you have for your favorite hobby with this beautiful and colorful piece! All full stitches and it covers the whole fabric...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:147w x 145

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:19 DMC floss colors

Released: 2/6/2019

$7.00

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A Dog Saying - I Run on Coffee, Sarcasm and Dogs

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A GREAT DOG SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 198 stitches wide by 198 stitches...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:198w x 198

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

A Cat Saying - Major Cattitude

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

An Adorable CAT SAYING in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 98 stitches wide by 95 stitches...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:98w x 95

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

We all know we're NOT going to run out of supplies. May get down low - but run out - can usually go into the 'stash' and find something.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:148w x 137

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Features a cute dinosaur with the phrase - My body knows how old I am, but my mind just refuses to believe it! Counted cross stitch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:79w x 90

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Camping Without Wine is Just Sitting in the Woods

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A Great Camping/Wine saying designed by Marcia Manning. Original artwork by Tara Reed Designs. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch...

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Stitch Count:126w x 130

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well, at least I'm going to try

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:84w x 91

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma

If you’re a coffee fanatic, or know someone who is, then you’d probably agree that this sentiment is perfect. Counted cross stitch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:66w x 48

Fabric:32ct. Linen Cream

I Just Want To Drink .... CROSS STITCH and Take Naps

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A wonderful saying for any CROSS STITCH enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Coffee (or Beer, Tea, Wine, Cocktails) CROSS STITCH and Take Naps!...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 90

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

"It's been a rough week. But on a positive side I didn't need any bail money and i didn't have to hide any bodies." Cute saying for...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:95w x 126

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:3 colors DMC or Anchor

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

These cute monkeys take you under the Big Top to say this funny and familiar phrase!Not My Monkeys is designed to be stitched on 14ct White...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:132w x 176

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:14 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Have you ever just looked at someone and said...seriously?? Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 86 x 65. Model stitched on 14ct...

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Stitch Count:86w x 65

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

This moody little stitch features a frazzled heroine, her concerned pup and the ultimate sarcastic mantra for those days when you're just...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:110w x 145

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:6 DMC colors

Multiple styles available

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

This chart is dedicated to my two wonderful granddaughters. Not little girls anymore but always wonderful girls. If you have a...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:177w x 119

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:7 colors Anchor or DMC

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

To gno-me is to love me. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a 5 inch by 7 inch frame. Heart button...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:60w x 90

Fabric:14ct. Aida Mystic Grey

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yup, proceed with caution - especially on some days. This makes a great gift for a friend.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:114w x 148

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:6 colors Anchor or DMC

Released: 1/18/2022

$6.50

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